Will Klein has a new custom Pokémon glove that allows him to display his favorite cards on the web 😮 Via: Will Klein

Yeah, since I turned 21, more than half my life ago.

I do have bourgeois money, so I have gone to watch the Dodgers at every MLB stadium. 27/30 and the Tokyo Dome so far. Finishing the circuit this year.

12 for 17 with Jacks. 145 regular season games to go. 8 for 11 with Panda. 70 regular season games to go. For the first time since 2021, the New York Mets have lost a regular season series at Dodger Stadium.

@realfollowers.bsky.social death to my ego - go

Bacon. Look, it's fine, but some of you lot make it your entire personality.

Split decision! No Jacks today. 11 for 16 with Jacks. 146 to go. 7 for 10 with Panda. 71 regular season home games to go. "Nice pitching, son. What's your name?" "Wrobleski."

Justin Wrobleski twirls 8 scoreless innings in the longest outing of his career!

No one is getting Jacks tonight but this game is Wrobocop's coming out party.

coming into today, the Dodgers had a wRC+ of 25 with the bases loaded, 27th in MLB honestly it’s incredible

I thought that name was familiar. How fun, @alainnfocail.bsky.social.

Woof.

Pope Leo: "I have no fear, neither of the Trump administration nor speaking out loudly about the message of the gospel."

The Angels and Diamondbacks sued Cremily, a froyo company, for non-payment. The Athletic reviewed dozens of court documents and spoke with more than 20 former Cremily employees and business partners on the situation. Free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/718...

Dynamite stuff from @samblum3.bsky.social. What stood out was the image of the most recent infliction point of the league (the Dodgers getting thumped in 2023), a vaporware yogurt company's logo is in the corner.

One month later: My productivity is shot to hell. But I'm lvl 10 in all five towns and I can see the end of building all 200+ habitats and befriending all 300+ Pokemon (except the legendary cats because I have the worst RNG luck) Forrest Gump at baseball, forsaken by RNGesus at gatchapon.

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Regret to inform everyone that Peter Magyar beat the world’s smartest illiberal populist in large measure by working incredibly hard for 2 straight years, meaning the rest of us are just going to have to get off our asses and do shit rather than just complaining.

The Strait of Hormuz crisis is doing something a decade of subsidies and mandates struggled to achieve: making millions of people want an EV who previously discounted them. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

11 for 15 with Jacks. 147 to go. Split decision - no Panda today (thanks Roki) 6 for 9 with Panda (giggity). 72 regular season home games to go.

10 for 14 with Jacks. 148 to go. 6 for 8 with Panda. 73 regular season home games to go.

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

9 for 13 with Jacks. 149 to go. 5 for 7 with Panda. 74 regular season home games to go.

Reminder

Space Brothers Part 2 when?!? The manga is wrapping up its 19-year run in the next couple of months. This show changed my life and helped reignite my love for space.

Be on the lookout for flattop servicemen shooting energy.

I know we're being super serious about A2 returning... I'm just thinking of the only time you can post the following appropriately.

Today is the first day that I have ever been medicated for my ADHD. How's it gone? Well, I nearly barfed in front of a client (played it off as indigestion) and (note to self: slightly larger breakfasts are required) but other than that... Feels slightly quieter.

Schumer's real recent statements: Trump an extremely sick person. Trump is a military moron. Trump is Putin’s puppet. Trump is killing our economy. Trump is a vindictive and heartless man. Trump is running America Trump is poisoning the soul of America Also Schumer:

The 2026 Seattle Mariners! /s (Oof. Well it happens.)

So Trump and his Pentagon MAGA sycophants threatened Pope Leo's ambassador, saying: "America has the power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.” Pope Leo just doubled down on his message. Please repost if you stand with him as we do! 🔥👏🏻

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Thanks a bunch, Bakersfield.

I made a thing.

Miter. I'm not even Catholic. It's a miter... (Nothing against OP. Just popping up in my feed.)

It’s knives out for the lame-duck 80 yr old with 35% approval who just catastrophically lost a war to a much smaller country

The Trump administration threatened to kill the pope to the Vatican's ambassador and install a antipope in the US.

Considering how much faster one sunburns at elevation, this is mildly horrifying. Funny but horrifying - apt description of being in Denver. 🥁

8 for 12 with Jacks. 150 to go. 4 for 6 with Panda. 75 regular season home games to go, promotion chance starts on Friday.

No comedy. Womp womp.

"The Dodgers had every opportunity to win today." And then they blew it late. 🥱 Unless something extremely funny happens with Jeff Hoffman in the next 15 minutes, which Orion Kerkering can attest, the baseball gods can be hilarious and cruel.

The US press is going to hide this from you but the reason there are "strikes on Lebanon" and "confusion over the strait" is that TRUMP RANDOMLY AGREED TO THE CEASEFIRE TO ESCAPE HIS OWN BLUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT ANY OF THESE DETAILS

Jack Dreyer is in the process of doing something moderately funny. (It's like we're back in August 2025.)

The Blue Jays: (Kidding aside, the Rockies having more of a pulse than the Giants and Padres is an unexpected and mildly delightful development.)

most know that Miguel Rojas started a tradition: when the Dodgers win a series, they celebrate with a shot/toast. Tuesday night, after the win and series clinch, with Miggy back at the team hotel, the Dodgers toasted him and prayed for the Rojas family 💙

The Dodgers mourn the loss of Davey Lopes, who passed away today at age 80. Lopes was a member of the team’s record-setting infield of the 1970s and 1980s and one of the finest basestealers in MLB history. Our condolences go out to his family and friends.

RIP Davey Lopes. Fuck Parkinson's.