wife asked for home made ice cream for Mother’s Day, I made ice cream vanilla with diced cherries, dark chocolate chunks, and sea salt 😋 (maybe I’m a weirdo, but I think it’s neat and fun to make ice cream without an ice cream maker)

Blake Snell and Kyle Tucker on the same team is literally jaw dropping

when you thought an Indy ball 7 inning no no was gonna finally get folks to forget about all your history and bs

/to the tune of juke box hero COCAINE HIPPO

where there’s smoke,,,,,,

normal retirement home senile pain in the ass behavior

“the store with leeeeesssssss overhead, your neighbors shop here toooooo!”

MANY OF US HAVE BEEN SAYING this guy and Chuck Davalan for Gavin Lux, sheesh man

METAPHOR ALERT

it’s a trip because dropping one of these on concrete is one of the worst sounds in the world

here I am skeeting about Jonathan Broxton’s pants, and right after I send, a cat fought a skunk in my driveway while I was sitting by an adjacent window this is as close as I’ll get to being in Scott Boras’ Boras Corp team negotiation suite at the GM meetings

he was either the biggest boned pitcher ever, or he wore padded sword fighting pants on the hill

brings to mind something important - there’s a Matt Kemp Jacksonville Suns (former AA affiliate of the dodgers) bobblehead for sale on eBay www.ebay.com/itm/39774823...

me before, during, and after this administration

🎶we fell in love in a hopeless place🎶

wish he hosted snl, my kingdom for a donal logue monologue

me to almost 2yo: I know it was an accident, but you hurt your sister, can you please say sorry? almost 2 yo: right now?

Nico Perez went 2/3 with a pair of homers, a walk, 5 RBI, and a stolen base today for Great Lakes the 21 yo SS/2B, a 2022 15th rounder from Puerto Rico, is off to an excellent start this year: .330/.439/.553 4 HR 13 SB 12.3 BB% 19.3 K% considering how miserable the Midwest league is early, 👀👀

I need meniscus repair at some point - my almost 2 yo copies me when kick my foot out to crack my knee when things are uncomfortable, he thinks it’s hilarious I guess you’re not really living the parent life until your kids are dunking on you left and right

just catching up on Framber Valdez’s latest bit of bullshit, and my god, what a fuckin clown and btw, that HBP of Story was Framber’s first four seamer of the year his last four seamer? 8/3/25, against the Red Sox, also an HBP, also in a game he was losing (6-1) motherfucker’s *sensitive*

Angels’ AAA roster is an exercise in Remembering Some Guys Jeimer Candelario Chris Taylor Nick Madrigal Trey Mancini Christian Moore Yolmer Sanchez Jose Siri Justin Dunn Joey Lucchesi Huascar Ynoa Shaun Anderson Kaleb Ort obvs there’s gonna be guys with MLB experience, but this is a little extra

Tyler Glasnow said he felt his back “gave out” during a warm-up throw. Tried to throw another, but it didn’t feel better. Same thing he felt that forced him to skip a start in Baltimore last year, sent him to the IL in ‘24. Didn’t think it was too serious.

Dodgers 12, Astros 2: Andy Pages homers thrice to lead offensive explosion, but Tyler Glasnow exits injured

six weeks into the season and Andy Pages is 5th in MLB in position player fWAR side note - Pages is one three guys in the organization who played for the Ogden Raptors in 2019, their last season as an MLB affiliate (Ryan Ward and Nick Robertson are the others)

lol Astros’ position player pitcher, holding his hands out, looking at the umps like, “what, not gonna check for spider tack?”

Goddamn Andy!

it’s nice to see that the numbers reflect what an incredible play that was - xBA isn’t catch probability, but .910 is pretty pretty high lol

ayup

two weeks ago, Freeland’s wRC+ was at 57, that last RBI knock brought it up to 100 for the season, good for Alex for working out of the slump

Hurt tripling up on the changeup 😮‍💨

nice pick, Fredward Santiago, get your shit together already

an audible “let’s go dodgers” in Houston, as I live and breathe

Andy Pages has reached the point in CF where I watch HSK get a knock to center and I’m like, Andy woulda caught that

ok, two (2) slim jims, your royal stonerness

sheesh man, when Edgardo Henriquez can land secondaries like that, forget it

attaway, Fredward

couple nice snags of hard hit balls by Freeland, who, after a rough start, is slashing .345/.441/.517 over the last two weeks

Andy, you get one (1) slim jim

LAUNCH ANGLE UNICORN

dollar tree Cyril from Oz looking mf

the way Glas was kind of bending a little bit, looks like low back perhaps?

always grateful for donations

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wait, I’m just catching up - because of so much success, the strait’s remaining closed? we are successfully continuing to raise gas prices? successfully raising food prices and putting farmers under because of fuel and fertilizer costs? and people buy this shit?

now THIS is dodger baseball

breaking into and escaping from Alcatraz, hero shit

jeez, what a flaccid way to finish that one off

perhaps the Santiago Espinal experience should come to a close