Grant broke it

Bradfield Jr is at least a 70 runner, they had to be absolutely perfect to get him here, and they were just a beautifully executed baseball play

perfect timing, lines up wonderfully with impending $7 gas to create a whole-ass energy crisis

Super. Awesome. Can’t wait. 247wallst.com/investing/20...

and here I was whining about paying $4.80/gal today, silly me

Jordan Weems fooled just one person today, and they still got a hit lol

Kyle Tucker needs to hang out with Blake Snell to find out how a chinless wonder can make themselves endearing to a fanbase

gas is $4.80/gal at the local costco, cool cool cool

folks will be shocked to learn that Michael Lorenzen is from orange county

I used hear older folks say that they “cant talk to that generation”, and while I know that he doesn’t represent all of them, he represents enough, and it makes it abundantly clear that I am now older folks

after putting my head in my hands for a bit, I still don’t really have the words I’m just ashamed, and so so sad, and none of that does a lick of good or justice for these poor, poor people

wanna see a heavenly body

putting on a show, but just as impressive imo, he’s picking up baseballs off the turf as that ball lands he really is the best

Comet sighting ☄️ ITF[WBC]B!

He fucking killed him, dude.

my 21 month old’s vocabulary is exploding, and some of the stuff he says is pretty funny, like a regular poop is a poopoo, but a big poop is a BUTT poopoo this evening, he brought me a book, but he just wanted me to flip through the pages as he named things there was a donut, he shouted, “NODUT!”

how about you read the motherfucking goddamn room, you stupid fucks

former San Francisco and Boston prospect James Tibbs III

Hello. I wrote a thing for Dodgers Digest. Please to enjoy.

imagine going back to high school and going to prom and stuff *after* you got Aaron Judge to ground into a bases loaded double play

Eminem? On K-Earth? EXCUSE ME?

Molly Jolly

I do not need this level of nausea at this hour, jfc

Embarrassment of Riches: Dodgers have full outfields worth of prospects at every level

as vain and plastic as she is, I’m surprised she’s letting her old woman hands be seen in public

this might be a world record

now this is cal state fullerton baseball right here

maternal grandpa - served in WWII as a mustang mechanic, developed film for the tv/movie industry paternal grandpa - drafted to serve in WWII, was discharged when they found out he had an engineering degree, and was sent to work on bomb sights, went on to be a mechanical/electrical engineer

beats the ever-living hell out of the crusty corporate patches on mlb jerseys

bet they’ll try to sweep this one under the rug

abso-fucking-lutely not

how dumb do you have to be to use steroids to get your bag, and follow that up by using steroids to lose it 😂😂

This is so fucking embarrassing and stupid, and the easy solution is right fucking there, just put up a statue of Chuck Norris and call it a day

whew 😅

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how gaaaaauuuuuuuuuuche

idk what to tell people anymore. the goal isn't competitive balance. It's franchise values. And they want a salary cap because capping spending makes their franchises worth more because it artificially restricts their costs. That's the entire thing. If they could do that without parity, they would

aaron judge dropping the ball again, I’m shocked

The answer is nothing because the owners do not care at all about competitive balance. They pretend to be worried about competitive balance to get fans on their side. The ONLY purpose of a salary cap is to increase the amount of revenue flows away from the players and directly to the owners pockets

the owners are completely at fault here, so obviously the only course of action is to make them even more money

dodgers score all their runs without a homer fans: wtf, where’s all the homers? dodgers score all their runs via the homer fans: wtf, they need to put the ball in play, hit behind the runner and stuff

James Tibbs III, 458 feet? 😳

this one’s getting a michelin star

Kim & Espinal changes paying off, as Dodger rotation candidates, OF prospect quartet, and a pair of relief dark horses impress in games

Change a baseball player by adding a letter: Pierced Johnson

even if you are so stupid as to kill your own hand-picked puppets, why the fuck would you even tell anyone that you did it? just say “we have people in mind, I’m not at liberty to say whom” the idiocy is breathtaking

took a long time to get here, but I’ve finally reached the point in my life where I have a tree that drops leaves, a rake to rake them into a pile, and kids to wreck the pile as soon as it’s done, feels good man

whenever Eric finally puts the coffee table book together, this will absolutely make the cut

til that in college, James Tibbs III walked up to god’s gonna cut you down and suavemente, fantastic picks imo