“if we break the law to defend ourselves against the lawbreakers then [word salad]”

for no reason at all, thinking about The Postman, and how the new seat of government after the fall of the US was in the Metrodome

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

People Magazine, the magazine of the people???

people are stark raven mad I tell ya

feels like the Sox signing Suarez is an emotional response to being (accurately) perceived as cheap and incompetent after how the Bregman thing went down

props to Ben Clemens and the crowd, bravo

this offseason has been a little tame, not much drama to speak of so far Myles Straw:

how about that top hitter comp from ZiPS for Shohei 👀

hi, lemme just scan you real qui- *oops im dead* yes representative torres, phenomenal idea

someone’s about to start a gofundme and this person’s about to get a new house or something

they’re also gonna have to say sorry like they mean it

Old friend alert

happy national rubber ducky day everyone www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDy4...

tbh I was wondering if this was gonna happen, if a guy makes it to the Dodgers in waivers, it’s bc literally the entire league said no ty now he’s an off 40-man stash if he makes it through waivers 🤷‍♂️

using the quote as a justification for more of my bullshit

jfc, just going down the hall at the DOJ and folks shouting “NOPE IM OUT” one by one

wait the Dodgers are selling both “tickets” and “paid experiences” to their fanfest? 😂

ALL THE BACON AND EGGS

what I want most of all rn is a list of every offer the Cards turned down for Arenado over the years like they can’t have been sitting back and thinking “nah, we’re holding out to pay 75% of his salary to make him go away”

and the Rockies are still on the hook for $5M in 26 and $5M in 27

Dbacks gonna move 3B over here to help with Arenado’s cooked arm

sometimes I think about how words were made up “it’s over there!” “where?” “in the cranny!” “… what the fuck is a cranny” [confidently] “a small, narrow space, you stupid fuck” “oh” [to themselves] “got eeem” 😈

cold-hearted jab right here

I perused the Guinness book when I was a kid, and Wadlow and a few others absolutely stand out in my memory, still. Exhibit A, the McGuire twins:

Yankees still negotiating through the press

out on the town having the time of my life with my mystery wife, she’s just out of frame, laughing too

and after the illegals it’ll be the fault of non-white/christian citizens, and after that it’ll be the fault of women who belong in a man’s kitchen anyway, and etc

the new “I was told Steph Curry couldn’t shoot”

great line from an old acquaintance of mine: the greatest trick the owners ever pulled was making player salaries public while keeping team financials private

“we really thought he would take less money and less security” (no ntc) lol. lmao.

if they made a movie about this place it’d be called “The Road to Melville”

2 and a half hours, and he slept through 8 sneezes (it’s so gd hard for me to sneeze quietly, my wife was laughing at me 😂)

If I was writing a movie about how racism and prejudice comes from a place of shame and self hatred, people would tell me this Dale character was a bad example of "show don't tell"

John Smoltz: if they wanna win, they’re gonna have to outscore the opposition color commentators *get it*

19 month old woke up ready to party at 4am, and he has been asleep on me for the past hour and a half now should’ve had breakfast when I had the chance 😂

looking back at all the quarterbacks taken in the first round, some of them weren’t very good

Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.

boy, if it all comes together for the cubs, things could really coalesce

BREAKING: Trump admin declares that Jens-Frederik Nielsen, prime minister of Greenland, is head of the notorious drug cartel “Los Pinguinos Verdes” and is issuing an arrest warrant 😳

wait Belli turned down 5/$150ish? uh… gl topping that 😳

purdy bad ballot right here

100% thought this was an onion article, jfc

the udder nerve of him

The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.

just a little weird that the Dodgers signed two utility guys when Freeland is right there …unless he’s not going to be right there? 🤔

Quick bit on the Dodgers signing Andy Ibanez. It raises more questions than it answers. dodgersdigest.com/2026/01/09/d... @dodgersdigest.bsky.social

I knew he was full of bolone

I couldn’t have seen this one coming with a telescope