as if I give a fat shit what this lady has to say about anything

Still thinking about how this sentence has never and will never be said. "I don't watch SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT," for starters.

There were some real stupid fans who said Tony Khan was "bending the knee to fascism" when Brody wasnt on Dynamite that night & it turns out Brody was being trailed by an Atlantic reporter that night. The lesson? The very online are always wrong.

The Atlantic has discovered AEW. Great photo of Brody King from the Dynamite in Minnesota.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

"The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over. Conquered, if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. And I, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted tv personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

I'll talk some jive with you.

He dropped tomahawks on a school full of children & has been getting his ass whooped at every turn. I'm really tired of this party thinking we either don't have eyes & ears or we're goldfish.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your special edition Dom Mysterio strawberry lemonade

What the fuck is he talking about?

You heard me, Coltrane.

Wrestling is always at the top of its game when your top stories are about who is the best draw, who is the most out of touch and why the wrestling part of wrestling is boring

Gotta go my ride's here

Always wondered what the Death Riders would be like if they all took ivermectin during the pandemic

You sure? #aew

This is why I tell whoever I can -- don't bother with these dives. They are all risk -- no reward. If you successfully hit a suicide dive in 2026 no one cares, But if you mess it up you could truly harm yourself! Don't do it

To the women of WWE: calling this your ‘dream’ doesn’t change the fact that working there signals acceptance of how the company treats women.

Every idiot still watching: “I watch to support the talent” The talent:

Speech going great huh?

It's all these guys fault

HIPAA Violation Jones over here. 🤼

Uh Mike I don't know if you know this but Cody Rhodes founded AEW. Just ask him, he does a lot of interviews.

It's a movie for children. Get a hold of yourself.

They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

I honestly cannot wait for this company to die

ADRENALINE WILL IGNITE US NO CURE FOR MY BONEITIS

gotta be when Darth Vader says, “Looks like we’ll have to have a Star War”

This was a country with cigarette machines but now I need an email and a password to get into my tv.

Paul: AEW's got the market cornered on gay innuendo, we gotta catch up. Throw something in your promo with Roman. Punk: Sure boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

I'm not crying, you're crying

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

We're like 10 years into this shit. You don't get to claim you don't know what you are agreeing to when you participate in any event with HIM. And you especially shouldn't be defending people who did.

WE? Dude was a military LAWYER in the 80's. There is no we. Poor people's kids "did" Iwo Jima.

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

i’ve always said the generally hellish experience of going through TSA would be improved by bringing in other federal agents with no understanding of airports who love to shoot people

You're selling merch. A wrestler was brutally assaulted and you're selling merch

Let no one lecture you when IT happens.

Can it just happen already? No specific thing today, just...

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do