"piaggio ape" sounds like a slur

went here and everyone knew you

Headed to Riyadh for the comedy festival.

Jeffrey Epstein's schedule: “Reminder: Elon Musk to island Dec. 6 (is this still happening?)”

You must see it, even if you must not

How to Exacerbate An Affordable Housing Crisis

1.) fuck the Britcard 2.) That emblem has to be among the highest ranking "Are we the baddies?" things I've ever seen. Giant Jail Cell Door w/ Chain Pigtails Wearing a Crown.

"These movements portray foundational American principles (e.g., support for law enforcement and border control) as 'fascist'.." Federal immigration control didn't exist in any meaningful form until the end of the 19th century and "border control" was really more early 20th century America.

welp

man do not put Russiagate people into my feed it is 2025

*sigh*

The book tour is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥

The NJ governor's race is a dead heat, per Emerson. If there's a great deal of hesitation among ordinarily pro-Democratic groups *and* the Democratic candidate is -26 among independents, Dems might want to ask whether the "Always try to run a boring, inoffensive left-centrist" strategy is working.

This is broadly true of everything involving tech but I actively distrust Y Combinator adjacent fascists that can narc on my DMs more than Chinese companies knowing what kind of usb c cables I like.

these are very very pretty

Never forget Obama’s role in all this. He had the opportunity in 2012 to raise taxes to 39% (incl taxes on capital gains!) by doing nothing. Instead, he wanted to go home early for the holidays so he and Biden negotiated a bill with Mitch McConnell.

I read a piece earlier that said “imagine how MAGA would react if seatbelt laws were introduced today,” to which I reply: We don’t need to imagine

has he tried saying "Comey don't play that"

The whale economy where all leisure activities and entertainment are privilege of an increasingly small number of increasingly wealthy people. As .1% of people have all the money expect that consumer economy to only serve their desires going forward.

ya know, the more i hear about this “Hitler” guy, the more i don’t care for him. seems like a real jerk! ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

We’re rushing out the clean Wehrmacht narrative at turbo speed

This is still the funniest image Nintendo has ever produced. Luigi, sitting down with his L coffee, reading up on some of the worst atrocities ever perpetuated by humanity: "OH MAMMA MIA"

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

you know the slave patrols one is new to me but I get it thanks Kristi

what if the events that led to the Mad Max universe were tragic yes but also incredibly funny

Chotiner interviews Janeway

wherever you find a matador you will also find a Bull 🤷‍♂️

we must end the demonization of the beloved Hispanic Person Kidnap Squad

imo shooting bullets at ICE in and of itself tells me you're anti ICE no need to put a hat on a hat

Somehow the old Chappelle bit, from back when he still did comedy, about black people sprinkling themselves with crack after the cops shoot them so as not to leave any mysteries has become too subtle for the current day.

henlo

everything else aside he definitely had a minor stroke

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

That's a rough nickname

ABC telling Sinclair affiliates who won’t show Jimmy Kimmel this week that there have been some changes to the college football schedule

Biden ran on bipartisanship which none of his constituents actually wanted, and the idea that the gop trump fever would break when he won was disproven by the gop trying to overturn the election, a thing the Dems didn’t even attempt to fight or punish

"essentially create Transgender operations for everybody"

Abolish ICE

Thanks to replies, adding two I somehow forgot: Steven Cheung, 43 Emil Bove, 44

...apparently he tweeted about it several days ago. it seems weird that The Economist purposely hid his name from readers. unless of course they knew that readers might already be aware of Jəsse's long history of bias on this issue...

lmao this is like when jk rowling wrote a book under a pseudonym to prove her critics wrong and everyone was like "this writing stands out as exceptionally shitty" and lo and behold

When you see results like this to public pushback and then you see establishment Democrats sucking up to the Trump Administration you realize that they really are going along with all of this because they prefer it to angering their own wealthy donors (and perhaps also support its goals)

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

lol he's still riffing on Musk

I’ll give everyone one guess at the names of the people that have shorted the company that makes Tylenol prior to this press conference.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again