maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

if you write about a war like an av club episode recap of Girls, you should genuinely, 100% literally and with no exaggeration, be bluesky terms of service

set your clocks back again, we fucked up

gas is getting more expensive. but gas? is also getting more expensiver

*me, during the thick of world war 3* huh weird nobody answered the button at Sonic, guess I'll get a burger at the joint down the street instead

The constituency of Americans who see DEI as detrimental to the country is vanishingly small, the sort of constituency that can easily be ignored if politicians want to ignore it.

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

Brotato by a mile

Pam I am sorry that the AEWailures are having a field day with this. It is rude of them to get mad and especially make fun of you for saying this when your last repost was of Angry Staffer an account that cosplayed as a Trump White House staffer.

i am deceased

(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing

me when im dyslexic and sickened by what was done to mr peanut

platner is being pushed by people like the pod johns and yglesias because he's going to get obliterated in the general election and discredit the left

“Gjdelljjfff,” said Trump when asked about regulating NIL money in college athletics, “[wet gurgle] pill lady glrgggghh hnnnghh Hhh”

This seems pretty conclusive that he has been grotesquely dishonest about the whole thing, and it was almost certainly his Nazi tattoo that got him barred from the Marines in 2009.

Markwayne Mullin is the most Danny McBride coded elected official possibly ever

america 2026: we cannot afford slop

I no longer wish to live

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

CNN chats to guest with an ICC arrest warrant on charges including starving children to death

Quite the headline from People.com people.com/trump-says-i...

i wonder why people have questions about the moderation process here. it must be the users who are wrong.

I said it before and I'll say it again The devs resent the fuck out of this place because it was never their end goal and they aren't actually good enough at their jobs to make the product they really want. Hiring a comms person is a start but doesn't fix that resentment and what comes with it

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank bsky.app/profile/why....

Okay well I don't want her to.

good Lord what is happening in there

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

Nazi DreamWorks face

Hey @grahamformaine.bsky.social, does this look familiar?

so none of these people had ever read a history book?

F-35 Flight Computer AI: Bombing orphanage F-35 Pilot: Cancel, do not bomb orphanage F-35 Flight Computer AI: I'm sorry, I completely understand why you'd think that was wrong. That's my bad. I'll try to do better next time. Bombing orphanage.

I just sorta feel like the last time a sitting senator violently attacked someone in the senate chambers we were on our way to a whole ass civil war

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Just got this email and didn’t even know I had @moderation.bsky.app blocked but now I don’t lol. But I guess permanent suspension is happening if people block? Yikes. Looks legit too? Just started my day and wasn’t anticipating this

Remember, Google Glass got shit canned because peoplec wearing them were getting threatened if they didn't take them off. Asset your right not to be monitored

Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline. I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate. Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.

Andrew Ryan: So, I want to be clear on this, my goal was to create a better society. A freer society. Isaac Chotiner: Of course. Ryan: Fontaine threatened that. Chotiner: You had to use the Little Sisters. Ryan: I didn’t want t— Chotiner: You had no choice, in your free society. Ryan: Listen—

This is just straight up racist.

halfway there buddy

shot & chaser because lmfao

put her on the frontlines

Jesse singal literally wrote a whole article about an imaginary me and then asked people to be furious at his fantasy version of me.

I'm always saying this

What even is mobile gaming

Holy shit. These people shouldn’t be near sharp cutlery, let alone seats of power. Mullin: “This is war.” Raju: “You concede this is war?” Mullin: “We haven’t declared war.” Reporter: “You just said it’s a war.” Mullin: *stammer