RAW? America's Team™️ plays tonight, fuck you mean RAW?

Neil Young more like Neil OLD am I right

Fuck "growing the audience" let me enjoy the show! I don't want to share audience space with some cunt in a Rhea Ripley t shirt.

"How does AEW grow their audience?" concern-trolling thinkpieces on the timeline

I need Truth Magnum's Marlboro hat real fuckin' bad

Nightmare fuel

Stevie Richards classic matches and memorable moments, a 🧵:

I was trying to think of more AEW/Billy Corgan/Smashing Pumpkins related puns but now I'm remembering all the bangers SP had in the 90s.

During their Zoom call Billy was really mad at first, throwing all kinds of insults at Tony, but Tony disarmed him with a smile.

AEW: Making grown men emotional since 2019 AT LEAST

Yeah the tables kind of went into business for themselves tonight a little bit

Had to do it myself. #AEW #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️

Someone put Duel of the Fates on top of the clip of Briscoe and Yuta's chair battle

We say this every week but this has been the greatest Dynamite of all time.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Nice of Tony Khan to give us yet another free PPV. Also shout out to him for inventing Blood and Guts and also the concept of professional wrestling.

I never have to hear his shitty ass buttrock entrance theme from his shitty ass buttrock band ever again.

Spouse of domestic terrorist no longer in AEW

Comparing this guy to two of the most beloved, wholesome entertainers out there is certainly a choice.

Slop begets slop.

🎶ME AND MICHAEL SOLID AS THEY COME🎶

The streets are saying Miro and Malakai are back?

Not many people know Kurt Cobain had crippling financial problems, so much so that he borrowed a huge sum of money from an unlikely source: game show host Bob Barker. Some would say he was forever in debt to The Price Is Right.

I really think the new belt is gonna be more about other promotions and less about AEW. It's an excuse to get more AEW stars to travel the world, and bring more international stars in. They didn't have the same connections they did when the International Title debuted. They can do more with it now.

Why are people complaining about a cross-promotional belt again? You can kill so many birds with one stone with that thing. Tony Khan can do a lot with it.

IT'S TIME. #WrestleSky #AEW 🤼‍♂️

The Opps are named after their favorite theoretical physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer.

Can't believe Mark Briscoe is joining the Don Callis Family.

Oh, and one more thing, Penis Cheney

Me liking all the Dick Cheney posts

Dick Cheney

Just white meat $3 Mashed potatoes $5 Stuffing $5 Mac and cheese $5 Creamed corn + Cornbread = Corn casserole which is the best Thanksgiving side go argue with a wall $2

Working for a pro wrestling company

He stays winning.

FUCK GEORGE SPRINGER

Put this season to bed, Shohei.

Would you rather murder your left fielder or lose the World Series

Happy Wyclef Homecoming Day to all who celebrate

The best video games of all time, according to me:

It's true. Ghost exists.

Another one

More Photoshop antics #WrestleSky #AEW ☕🤼

Here's why I, a fat old man who hasn't been relevant since 2003, CHOSE to not wrestle for AEW:

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

Why is nobody calling Shohei "The Big Sho" yet?

Human Giant?

Been learning Photoshop a little bit