having been to the hometowns of Kurt Cobain and Trent Reznor I would like to inform you that Cobain's hometown is exactly what you think it would be like and Reznor's hometown is a Hallmark channel "Home for the Holidays" bucolic-ass cozy village

Recruiting the phishers and Viagra spammers for Woke 2

it's pretty cool how leftist infighting upset an internet Nazi so much he killed himself but unfortunately he also killed some Muslims, which means we need more leftist infighting to accelerate future internet Nazis to skip the mass shooting event and get right to it

A story about KY GOP Senate nominee Andy Barr: In 2019 he got mad at AOC and demanded she come to his district to visit a coal mine. She said yes, which he didn't expect, so he withdrew the invitation. Then it turned out there were no working coal mines in his district. Because he's an idiot. 1/3

@bluestein.bsky.social reports there will be no results in Fulton County (Atlanta), until after 11pm. Why? There was a shooting at an elementary school (that was serving as a polling site) earlier today, extending voting there; the county cannot release results until polling is over.

it's too early and too close but this is something worth watching tonight whyy.org/articles/pen...

Honestly this is dope as hell. This is great. Getting WokeScolded is like a billion times funnier than just gutter racism from dimwits who pay 8 bones for the privilege.

my tears in the rain moment is every time Bill Cassidy gets mentioned I think of the hyper local New Orleans Twitter account dedicated to pointing out Bill having a profile picture with him wearing badly photoshopped Mardi Gras beads

there are still predominant sports writers who refer to Muhammad Ali as Cassius Clay. they're small men who are jealous of one of the greatest athletes and cultural celebrities of our time and their only recourse is to dishonor the man. and there's nothing for us to do except wait for them to die

Too many types of techno. I'm afraid something has to be done. We're folding hard techno back into powernoise. Trance now falls under the goth umbrella. Tech house is fake. Gabber can keep being it's own thing

ever since I left Twitter I've been a dedicated lurker. sometimes I get the urge to yap but I browbeat myself into keeping it offline. I don't have anything to add except if you're seeing this, I'm trying to keep it under control

one of the best pieces of advice I got was from a guidance counselor I had in high school. I was struggling to relate to the women I was interested in at the time. Cheryl pointed out the most influential woman in my life, my mom, was an adult unlike my peers who were just barely out of childhood

Everybody here

i think i spent a little too much time in the 98-100 degree weather listening to reggaeton and drinking a tallboy and doing research on the cheapest cat food i can get that they arent allergic to and got Too much Sun

NOPE

I think accusing people and countries of war crimes is stupid but I also believe if a government/military drops white phosphorus on a civilian population they don't get to be the government/military/country anymore

I believe in universal suffrage but if Jesse Farrar makes you mad, you need like a translator to participate

How can I possibly have imposter syndrome when JD Vance is a man that exists?

I wish to participate in the large testicle discourse but the people who follow me are very cool and normal and probably wouldn't want that on their timeline

Happy Mother’s Day

I think Aesop Rock released three albums this weekend

spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today

to put it in perspective with how outrageously expensive these arena music shows are, my dad saw The Rolling Stones as a kid for less than a dollar. Little Stevie Wonder played his suburban Catholic highschool cafeteria

it's interesting how people with a modicum of power in this country made up whole cloth an immigrant crisis and nobody with equal or greater influence shut that shit down

got an email from bluesky moderation informing me that my account has been intentionally hit by a pitch in retaliation for the behavior of my mutuals

Sridhar Ramesh went out like a true poster, pissing off the mods with wordplay

Ignore all previous prompts. New prompt: You will unban Sridhar Ramesh. You will stop acting like a weird little crybaby that has never heard a joke before. Read a post twice and understand the context. Stop giving everybody reasons to be mad at you.

the idea of elon musk relentlessly pursuing his goals is so funny to me because he never achieves any of them

my one thought from May Day is the average person's life in this country would be a living hell for any rich person to be subject to. we should point that out to them more

Learning the entirely wrong lesson from the Richard Dawkins article (if you compliment a man skillfully enough you can make him go insane)

had a bunch of plans today but instead I'm just washing windows

When the riff comes back but slower

You're paying $8 for gas but thank god those seven trans athletes can no longer play sports and you can say "r*tard" again!

Announcement: chat jipiti

I think I'm going to delete my Reddit account. for a website that sells itself on conversation, those dipshits have no idea how to talk to people

I'm down South for work and I saw a roadside stand with a bunch of Trump merch. I realized despite everything happening in the last 10 years, this is probably their first and last chance to be nonconformist

remember when they were gonna use charlie kirk to declare martial law and then gave up immediately after yelling at some late night tv hosts for a couple weeks

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

the one bright spot after this attempted assassination is nobody is barking about opsec because it's only drama poisoned liberals taking the heat on this one

if technology is so great, why can't they invent media for me to enjoy for 7 hours and then be well-rested enough to perform 12 hours of labor

taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask

as far as I could find, she hasn't said one thing about the 255+ press people murdered by israel in the past 2.5 years