Cube cause I’m a dork

We are the sons of the monsters you couldn't mash

People with breasts!! Please check your breasts & keep up with your mammograms! Early detection truly is so important!

I just got a rejection email for a job I applied for probably 3 months ago 🙄

Look at my little weirdo

Virgo: This is the week to follow your dreams. When the clown beckons, go with him to the stream of blood. Your second grade teacher is waiting to roughly bathe you until you dissolve and become mist.

everything is just so relentless

My toxic habit is believing I can “power through” a complete mental breakdown with iced coffee and a checklist.

Come on down to Mel’s Auto-da-Fé where your credit don’t matter

So I had to talk to my shrink. These last couple weeks are not normal for me. Adding a new med to the cocktail. Wish me luck. I’ll let you know how it’s going in 4-6 weeks 😂😬 iykyk

Caturday snooze

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

Just let me burn through all my horniest drafts real quick before we shut it down.

Simultaneously feels like this country is absolutely cooked and that it’s just going to keep bumbling along like this for the rest of my life.

I have been under quite a bit of stress lately and it is starting to fuck with my moods and I hate it 😬

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

cis people don’t understand trans people have been living with a gun to our head for nine months and every so often the guy holding it yells BANG and we’re expected to go on as normal

he's a 10 but your math is faulty

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

Praise Jesus.

your friends who have gone before are clearing out the seven-storied heavens

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reverse intervention where you sit your whole family down and tell each person why they’re actually the problem

this is the housing market but at least we're investigating what happened to amelia earhart

What’s keeping our spirits alive today, gang?

This only happens to you once

Route 66.

good morning but at what cost

Went outside

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

my genius son everyone

This week will not quit and it’s fucking Monday.

Dr. Bleach Injection has medical advice.

They'll fight Tylenol before gun control and poverty

sinning extra today to make 100% sure I won't get raptured

there's always a John Waters quote, it seems

HOT SINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA HOT SINGLES HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMITER HOT SINGLES ARE ZEROING IN ON YOUR LAST KNOWN LOCATION HOT SINGLES ARE INITIATING ATTACK FORMATION DELTA

Either we have autonomy over our own bodies or we are not full citizens. Full stop.

Anything can be a cat toy if you don’t want it to be

I didn’t want to hijack someone else’s thread, but here’s an old picture I still love. This would have been 2002 I think.

“What movie do you consider perfect?”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What kind of movie would your life make? 1. haunted musical 2. tragic comedy 3. suburban horror 4. disaster drama

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You are ahead by a century And disappointing you’s getting me down