Why you lookin’ so glum, chum?

of the age where you can still get me to do some weird shit for 60 bucks

you'll never go wrong assuming the worst of a tech giant tbh

Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by

That wasn't very Forklift Certified of you

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

100% incapable of taking a “nice” or “normal” picture

My sleepy brothers

here's a roll of paper towels going for the gold in the pole vault

Never in my life have I heard the term “underage man”.

oh yeah the new york city subway is so fucking scary, you never know what kind of weirdo you'll have to share a train with

T-1000 coming back through time to shoot me on the toilet because I called the roomba a clanker.

big frog

Every day we see an article like "the president announces a 147% tariff on the moon" or "the speaker of the house spent hours alone with a 14-year-old girl" or "the military just killed 3 subsistence farmers in Uruguay, accusing them of being drug lords" but somehow we're supposed to not go insane

an advent calendar but for different antidepressants

if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.

NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️

Can check

This is what it feels like going out to the club in your late 40s.

A timeline cleanse: Ed chasing his tail

Question 7: This is not a question. You are a unique and beautiful individual, thanks for being here.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY IF YOUR DAY HAS BEEN BAD, NO IT HASN'T YOUR DAY BEGINS NOW

Ed, waiting for after-work snuggles

I am not good today

Scenes from today

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bluesky branding refresh unveiled

brain files restraining order against heart

what does it say about the state of our country that some dude with a hoagie has more courage than our political leaders and the vast majority of our legacy journalists

Drop something ORANGE (I play with my food)

When I get that feeling, I want affordable healing.

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

I’m an adult so I can eat licorice for dinner and watch Spaceballs instead of going out if I want to

Look how comfy

You guys look at this 30yo photo I found today unpacking

There are more of us than there are of them.

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.

Mamdani will not only win but likely clear 50% in the highest turnout mayoral election in NYC since 1969. He's an absolute Rockstar with a get out the vote machine that should be the model for Democrats everywhere.

I forgot that an election can make you hopeful

RIP Dick Cheney you would have loved the election of the first Muslim woman to hold statewide office in America

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.