You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

in my mind constant that and chocolate chip dookie cough

steakback outhouse

The most gullible man in America also happens to be the mayor of Houston.

Really sad to think of all the needless grief and destruction this one weird, fearful little man is causing

Credit to Bluesky, “Nazi tattoo bad” managed to nail the litmus test on the first go-round.

Did I forget or did I never know Bill Paxton was one of the punks in beginning of The Terminator?

"…as of July 2025, the CDC made tracking cyclospora optional, as part of scaling back its Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network. At the time, food safety experts worried that it could make it harder to identify and respond to outbreaks."

new tonight: dog infiltrates group ride disguised as backpack.

I feel like ”he just says shit and sometimes it’s an order with the weight of the presidency and sometimes it’s not and there’s no way to know 100% until it happens for anyone including him” is not a sustainable state of affairs.

lol

Could be us

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Look At This Asshole’s Asshole Truck - defector.com/look-at-this... “You gotta jump like Ja Morant to get in my car” As someone who is crushable and sometimes outside and not 12 feet tall, and as someone who sometimes uses roads and parking lots: I hate these stupid trucks.

The Trump administration violated U.S. law by providing Iran’s government with confidential information detailing the asylum applications for Iranians it planned to deport, a new lawsuit filed in D.C. alleges.

What we are all experiencing is called "resilience targeting." It is a deliberate attack favored by many of todays shitlords, and is a fairly well known theory in disinfo and climate circles; it's just that everyone seems to be in denial that it's an attack. Today might be a good day to read up

Officially starting my campaign to the Democrats to replace Graham Platner with Shenna Bellows As Maine’s SoS, she ruled Trump ineligible for the Maine presidential primary ballot due to his actions on Jan 6th

i got kicked out of a high school computer programming class for using techniques we had not yet covered (e.g. loops); the program i submitted for the assignment was a couple hundred lines of code instead of tens of thousands of repetitive lines and that seemed to irk (embarrass?) the instructor.

Had a client ask if I could swap out a stock photo with one where the people were less “exotic.” I asked him to be more specific. “You know what I mean.” “I need you to say it.” The photo stayed.

Politicians like this think they're scoring points by calling DOGE a "failure," but they're just showing that they're suckers for believing the lie that they were trying to do anything besides kill the government programs they didn't like and blame a made up org for it.

Everyone who blames "DOGE" for the death and destruction is allowing TRUMP and the GOP to blame shift and brand the destruction as someone else's doing. THEY did this.

Trump intervenes on behalf of birthright baby, stop the presses

Lovely chart from @janrosenow.bsky.social ‘s substack

This is corrrect. Trump has made the merits of the original red card irrelevant. He has made Article 27 irrelevant. He has made the existence or otherwise of remedies for the automatic one-game suspension irrelevant. The story is now interference by the head of government. The merits don't matter.

he just says these things out loud

The Trump family has made over $5 BILLION in corrupt crypto deals. Now Trump is openly bragging that his government won’t investigate cryptocurrency-related crimes. Corruption, plain and simple.

Evergreen.

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

I believe Balogun's foul was a yellow-card infraction (not red). Still, having Trump intervene on behalf of USA is NOT GOOD, & will stain the USMNT's reputation well past the #WorldCup. Poch should start someone else (Wright??) on Monday to keep Trump & Infantino's corruption stink off the team.

The big story is the obvious corruption and how the Trump Regime and FIFA are both corrupt AF institutions who seem made for one another. But it says something about how little faith Trump has in Team USA to win on its own merit. About as much faith as he has in the rest of America.

Because rich people set political policy by way of bribes, and people will submit 1000 job applications without getting a single reply, for starters

Ok wait NOW he really is watching himself watch himself on Fox News.

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

<chef’s kiss>

password managers need two password generation options: "normal and secure" (40-character alphanumeric) and "your CIO is a dumbass" (16-character mixed case alphanumeric with exactly one special character at the end)

I don’t need an Independence Day message from Donald Trump. The day he pardoned the first J6 insurrectionist, he forfeited any claim to patriotism.

Mr. President, the fate of the nation rests on you delivering a speech tonight that far exceeds the amount of time your doctors feel would be safe for you. We’re all counting on you sir. Two hours minimum. God bless America and hail to the chief

Back on my bullsh

“Finding out that one guy — who is a senior Electron maintainer — has led the teams for the desktop clients for Slack, Notion, and now Claude is like discovering that it was one guy helmed the Titanic, piloted the Hindenburg, and then served as air traffic controller for Amelia Earhart.”

Thank you Trump for keeping us safe with a TSA screening to watch fireworks on the Washington Mall: a thing that was not necessary before Trump fixed the city and Made It Safe Again Thank you for protecting us from sunscreen, Mr Trump

1. A bit of evolutionary biology. I'm really intrigued by a new perspective piece from Steve Frank that explores connections between how natural selection creates systems that generalize and recent work in machine learning about the surprising capabilities of massively overparameterized systems.

new metaphor just dropped

"The Park Service, in a separate document, similarly said that people should ‘wear an n95 mask when outdoors’ and ‘remain indoors as much as possible during and after the show.’” The guidance is to remain indoors ... during the fireworks. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

“'I was the most senior Catholic in the US government,' Vance recalls, affronted, '& the Vatican seemed unwilling to move its moral guidance....'” “The Scottish writer Stephen Daisley [noted the] 'breezy impertinence' [by which] Vance 'tells the pope... that he is in error on Church doctrine.'"

The White House announced on Friday that President Trump had issued pardons to 11 men, most of whom had been convicted of crimes related to the Clean Air Act, a bedrock environmental law.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Jack Smith: "I think we are facing an attack on the rule of law that is different in kind and scope to anything I've seen in my lifetime"

Is he in jail yet?