Ladies and gentlemen — the weekend.

“Is Tylenol exempt from tariffs?”, oil on canvas

You can trade the rapture with a seagull option spread. 1. Buy a call option at a strike slightly above the rapture. 2. Sell a put option on non-believers remaining on earth. 3. Sell another call option on Christ returning to earth with the raptured believers. Not investment advice.

“You call this a rapture?”, oil on canvas

“Can I go to the rapture like this?”, oil on canvas

Banger.

Banger.

paracetamol > acetaminophen Don’t at me. Not investment advice.

This explains everything. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

My long-awaited article, "What Has New Haven to Do with Hungary? On Theological and Political Postliberalism" is finally out in the new issue of the Journal of Religion. If you'd like a copy of the article, please DM or email me. www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/...

Ladies and gentlemen — the weekend.

On God.

Pope after my own heart

“Cathie Wood and Emirati investors are pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into a publicly traded football business that will begin buying crypto tokens, sending the company’s shares up more than 200 per cent.” 🎁 gift article on.ft.com/3Ifn39j Cathie Wood and UAE in $300mn crypto bet

How has no one started a Musky Bitcoin miner called Keta Mine yet?

I want to keep the Silver Boot in Houston.

Wild. 🎁 gift article on.ft.com/4puvv59 Robinhood gives armchair investors a new way to roll the dice

Purple tie!

I anticipate three dissents tomorrow: Bowman, Miran, and Waller, each of whom will likely want to register their belief that 25 bps is not a sufficient rate cut. Timestamp this if you will. Not investment advice.

The Smiths release “The Boy With the Thorn in His Side” 40 years ago today. “The thorn,” Morrissey said, “is the music industry — and all those people who never believed anything I said, tried to get rid of me and wouldn’t play the records .. What more can a poor boy do?”

His Girl Friday

On God. Not investment advice.

For those who deride the Punta del Este municipal bearer bond, may I present to you $EMLC — the VanEck JPMorgan Emerging Market Local Currency ETF, year-to-date performance. Not investment advice.

Jerome Powell will wear a purple tie tomorrow. Not investment advice.

God bless you Astros.

Happy FOMC Eve for those who celebrate.

Foreign investors want to own US assets — and have nothing to do with the US dollar sherwood.news/markets/inte...

Only one of those European forward yields moving in the right direction. Wild out there. robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/how-a-glob...

“I’m very blessed by God to be able to play for this team.” — Zach Cole, postgame interview

Zach Cole. My word.

Zach Cole you beauty.

Powell goes Peaky Blinders

ZIRP is an aesthetic now.

Ahem, the Dual Mandate of Heaven.

Has anyone started a blank cheque ETF yet?

Ladies and gentlemen — the Thursday night.

Look, a reprieve!

👀

Leaked view of the Astros dressing room this evening:

Communion wafer is the OG NFT.

Now that $ORCL has reported earnings, I wanted to showcase one of its enterprise RPOs. Not investment advice.

Dear God, I pray that AI be made an instrument of good.

Early investors scaling out of CRWV rn Not investment advice

rule by the person who is a farmer who cannot reap the comfort he thought he voted for, call that a sowligarchy

Any American history nerds out there should watch the 3 hr American Experience on Richard Nixon. From the very start, Nixon is a brilliant but horrible person and politician. “A man of no ideologies or convictions.” All that matter was winning. www.pbs.org/wgbh/america...

LLM sycophancy