I’m gonna just come out and say it: I’m growing very tired of this Trump fellow

Longtime Woody was my college nickname

Milli Vanilli doesn’t want to tarnish its reputation

BREAKING: Judge Waverly Crenshaw dismisses indictment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia based on selective and vindictive prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

How does a television show hire an actor like Timothy Omundson and basically use him as a background actor for an entire season?

Alice In Chains Breaking Benjamin Chevelle Disturbed Green Day Jinjer A Perfect Circle Primus Puscifer Three Days Grace

Whole damned RW movement is foreign astroturf.

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Woke up in the middle of the night panicked wondering if the kids are being taught to cut up the six pack rings before they throw them out

Of course she was, that’s why he married her

This is the most not-the-onion that has ever not-the-onioned

They lift him back up immediately

Breaking news: A federal appeals court ruled that President Trump’s declaration of an “invasion” at the U.S.-Mexico border was illegal, effectively clearing the way to reopen the United States to migrants seeking asylum.

If you tried to argue this to your 8th grade math teacher, they would schedule a meeting with your parents

This was funnier when Abbott and Costello did it youtu.be/nIzSJuZQVps?...

“I thought they opened at 8, didn’t they use to open at 8?”

Per what?

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

Nothing makes an army weaker than not getting sick, I think Sun Tzu said that

I really believe that I’m right about this.

Standing here and loudly saying that Timothy Dalton was the best James Bond

School of Rock

The defense secretary is derisively comparing the media to a maligned group of rabbinic Jews, the FBI director is denying reports of drunkenness on the job, the vice president is in a two-front theological war with the pope and Erika Kirk, Donald Trump is still president, and gas is $4. Happy Friday

Oh no! Not in the meritocracy administration!

Messiah-ish

Trump slowly evolving into dril

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

Woke up at 3:30 this morning and couldn’t fall back asleep. Today’s gonna suuuuck.

Pete Hegseth just asked me if we sell Red Apple cigarettes

It would be a nightmare to play two truths and a lie with this dude

Can’t believe they’re calling it an overdose and not drugsmaxxing

Trump take butter

"Here I am with this giant piece of shit." Exactly the 2029 energy we need in Congress and the Presidency.

Weird how this keeps happening

Very helpful measurement, thank you parts department

I saw Teenage Train Buffs open for Fall Out Boy in ‘07

He met Satan on a hike and they had a contest to see who could play the fiddle better

I love that sometimes in order to justify their continued support of Donald Trump, they have to just come out and say that he’s a big fuckin idiot

Getting canceled by the woke mob for claiming I’m the messiah

system of kill

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

President Drunk Uncle is talking

Italian Never Calls

lol this makes it sound like they all died

My wife and I when we saw Sean from Shrinking show up on The Pitt