Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
10 months ago
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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
16 days ago
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Sunshine Jarboly
18 days ago
seeing me doing relatively well in life has radicalized my parents.
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Salty MacTavish
16 days ago
It’s good to go 19th-century from time to time. I have been obsessing about the length of candle wicks, for example.
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Kellalena
16 days ago
Please respect my privacy while I hit a curb.
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Going full Michael Douglas in Falling Down because Oral-B keeps changing the floss I like.
16 days ago
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I’ll come over to watch a movie late at night, not no funny business out of respect for the artists, Freddie Prinze Junior and Matthew Lillard.
18 days ago
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Frances Meh
29 days ago
grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch
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Salty MacTavish
29 days ago
Two (2) weeks in the same pants – a love story
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chris.
29 days ago
I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
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andy vs.
29 days ago
Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
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Deeks 🫶
about 1 month ago
My swear jar takes digital payments
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Bought a head of red cabbage for a recipe, and now what am I supposed to do, eat red cabbage for the next month?
28 days ago
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andy vs.
about 1 month ago
Sometimes I need a beige meal to take the edge off
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Sunshine Jarboly
about 1 month ago
i just used the word ‘overwhelmed’ as i thanked my mail carrier this morning for delivering me some coupons for hometown buffet.
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 month ago
I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry
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Pasta Fazool
about 1 month ago
If my grandmother taught me anything, it's that once you take your shirt off in public to fight someone, you HAVE to fight someone.
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lalalyds
about 1 month ago
Repotting plants at 6 a.m. for Jesus
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A washing machine that warns you when it detects little balls of tissue paper in your pockets
about 1 month ago
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Tusk Jenkins
about 1 month ago
A day of rest after monster truck voices hyped us relentlessly into a quiet corner
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lalalyds
7 months ago
I hope your fingers don't break through the toilet paper today
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It’s just me and my prescription eczema cream from 2013 against the world.
about 1 month ago
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
about 1 month ago
It's pretty apt that there's a single r in 'loner'.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know
about 1 month ago
Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this *hands out cheese*
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Fomo Simpson
about 1 month ago
Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.
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chris.
about 1 month ago
Me, an arborist pointing at a tree: "Wood."
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lalalyds
about 2 months ago
Just casually doing my dishes while screaming into the void
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slop enjoyer
about 2 months ago
smoking speed at the weed of light
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Going into McDonald’s with a 96-disc CD holder booklet and telling the staff to fill it with hash browns.
about 2 months ago
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Salty MacTavish
over 1 year ago
Whatever music you put on while sitting fully clothed in the shower at the end of a long day is the real you
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haden reynolds (Robert)
about 2 months ago
Trees are sick of our shit
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premium goblin
about 2 months ago
the tiny little fluffy birds on my balcony eating the birdseed make me happy
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Brick's House 🍁
about 2 months ago
i saw a hipster with a mullet today nature is eating its own tail
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What if you had to order french fries by the exact number of fries you’d like, not just large or medium.
about 2 months ago
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NurseBrianRN
about 2 months ago
if anyone’s interested in torturing their enemies until they beg for the sweet release of death, I’d highly recommend my niece’s middle school production of The Little Mermaid.
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I just saw a guy put the two frosted sides of his heated pop-tarts together and then he ate it like a sandwich. I think he said he was from the future.
about 2 months ago
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
2 months ago
I use my phone like I'm playing Wii bowling when I send a banger skeet
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
about 2 months ago
Give a man a fish. Maintain unbroken eye contact. Do not say a word.
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Deeks 🫶
about 2 months ago
You had me at fuck no
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andy vs.
about 2 months ago
You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
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My nephew beat me in mario kart once, but someone paid me to take a dive.
about 2 months ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
about 2 months ago
The best time to save your birth placenta was when you were born. The second best time is now.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
about 2 months ago
I prefer the title reply savant
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richie
about 2 months ago
casting demons out of this pot pie rn
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Mary
about 2 months ago
A restaurant is going out of business and in the comments someone wrote “The last time we ate there we got a charm from a charm bracelet in our food.” Which I think is lucky.
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I’ve been eating shredded cheese for weeks and I still look doughy.
about 2 months ago
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Vince Underwood
about 2 months ago
The second I get replicator access on the Enterprise.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
about 2 months ago
I noticed you liked but didn’t reskeet. Was it my comma?
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