Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
9 months ago
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lalalyds
3 days ago
Just casually doing my dishes while screaming into the void
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slop enjoyer
3 days ago
smoking speed at the weed of light
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
3 days ago
I nap in the back of my dragula
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Going into McDonald’s with a 96-disc CD holder booklet and telling the staff to fill it with hash browns.
3 days ago
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wargen
4 days ago
what it feels like to do mushrooms with the homies
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Salty MacTavish
over 1 year ago
Whatever music you put on while sitting fully clothed in the shower at the end of a long day is the real you
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haden reynolds (Robert)
4 days ago
Trees are sick of our shit
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premium goblin
4 days ago
the tiny little fluffy birds on my balcony eating the birdseed make me happy
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Brick's House 🍁
4 days ago
i saw a hipster with a mullet today nature is eating its own tail
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What if you had to order french fries by the exact number of fries you’d like, not just large or medium.
4 days ago
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NurseBrianRN
5 days ago
if anyone’s interested in torturing their enemies until they beg for the sweet release of death, I’d highly recommend my niece’s middle school production of The Little Mermaid.
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I just saw a guy put the two frosted sides of his heated pop-tarts together and then he ate it like a sandwich. I think he said he was from the future.
6 days ago
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
16 days ago
I use my phone like I'm playing Wii bowling when I send a banger skeet
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
11 days ago
Give a man a fish. Maintain unbroken eye contact. Do not say a word.
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Deeks 🫶
6 days ago
You had me at fuck no
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andy vs.
9 days ago
You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
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My nephew beat me in mario kart once, but someone paid me to take a dive.
7 days ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
7 days ago
The best time to save your birth placenta was when you were born. The second best time is now.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
8 days ago
I prefer the title reply savant
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richie
7 days ago
casting demons out of this pot pie rn
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Mary
8 days ago
A restaurant is going out of business and in the comments someone wrote “The last time we ate there we got a charm from a charm bracelet in our food.” Which I think is lucky.
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I’ve been eating shredded cheese for weeks and I still look doughy.
7 days ago
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Vince Underwood
8 days ago
The second I get replicator access on the Enterprise.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
10 days ago
I noticed you liked but didn’t reskeet. Was it my comma?
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Waiting for a report to come out that says shaking a vending machine when your chocolate bar gets stuck is a sign of high emotional intelligence
10 days ago
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Astr0z0mbreez
12 days ago
The classic rock station has been playing songs that were released when I was lil so it confirms to me that I am indeed classic so that’s nice that’s good news
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
11 days ago
Got ghosted by a mortician but I trust they’ll see me again
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DaddyJew
12 days ago
everything happens for a reason and occasionally that reason is the world is out to get you
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richie
28 days ago
these spin doctors aren’t doing shit for my nausea
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
13 days ago
eating all this cake should unlock an achievement or something
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chris.
13 days ago
Not inspired to do good or evil, but a secret third thing (peanut butter cleanse).
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erika
13 days ago
per my last breakdown
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andy vs.
14 days ago
How many vanilla chapsticks can you eat per week
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
13 days ago
Who up stress-eating a pudding ring
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She asked me what my favorite book is and I said coloring
13 days ago
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Thinking I’m cool with the whole pug community because I have one pug friend
15 days ago
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Tusk Jenkins
18 days ago
Filing a motion to move slowly, there's a bee on my motion to move erratically
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Jenny Doesn’t Know
about 2 years ago
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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chris.
18 days ago
There is nothing melted cheese cannot correct, except for maybe an open chest wound.
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Salty MacTavish
18 days ago
Man I love a good crescendo
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A Home Alone movie that takes place in the Final Destination universe. Kevin dodges death by being left behind but can he outsmart fate? Probably bring back Daniel Stern.
18 days ago
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Sunshine Jarboly
23 days ago
my friends: okay, we’re all here, what’s this emergency you’ve been talking about? me: {in a perfect ray romano voice} i’ve decided to talk like ray romano from here on out.
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andy vs.
20 days ago
Woke up feeling like an overdressed salad
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Danny
21 days ago
Hard-boiled can describe eggs or detective novels.
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I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
21 days ago
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 year ago
Mailboxes are so fancy now. I just now mistook one for an attractive woman in white slacks reaching down to pick up her fake passport
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Roxy
21 days ago
I haven't been here much. I've interacted even less. The pleasure is all yours.
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turgidApproach
21 days ago
Expired yogurt is cancel culture
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Rob Cee
21 days ago
Weird how all of us who went to college back in the 90's had a phase where we hung out with the singer from Incubus.
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You ever seen those goats that keep climbing into the fire, then you know why I’m here
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