Today’s bloggery:

I love that somebody blew up some stuff in Dubai this weekend and as God is my witness I have no idea if it was us or the country we illegally attacked.

I think I should use this as one of those enticing 1 star reviews 😂 If you want gay sex in a fantasy detective story, hit up THE REANIMATOR'S HEART, especially if you like autistic necromancers accidentally reanimating their detective crush, so they can solve his murder. Link: books2read.com/trm1

Over and over and over and over again, this guy shows who he is.

Kelly Clarkson is astoundingly good, btw. This remains one of my favorite live performances of any song, ever. Ask anyone involved with musical performance or live production how easy any of this was. Jaw dropping shit. She doesn't know how to miss.

And its cops.

LOL

Dan Simmons, noted racist, has died. He wrote Hyperion, which contained a good short story and then a lot of other words, which many of us read anyway because it was the Nineties and Waldenbooks had a limited science fiction section.

A decent chunk of my political philosophy is embodied by the phrase "It's never okay to kill children."

The trick is to remember that reality doesn’t matter **at all** to these people. The war will be easily won, because the standards at play here are “Trump said we won.”

Supplementary bloggery:

I solved Redactle #1424 in 72 guesses with an accuracy of 83.3% and a time of 4m31s. Play at redactle.net

Today's bloggery, and God, I wish I knew how to adjust thumbnails:

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

Would wear.

I understand on an intellectual level why I should think this is a problem, but anything that destroys Anthropic is fine with me.

“I'd rather have the employee be rude to me than have this be a thing.”

Definitely find a way to make this shitty job worse, tech bros.

Today’s bloggery:

No one asked me, but I kind of feel like if you don’t want to appear in a Penny Arcade strip, maybe go win some other auction instead of the one where you get to appear in a strip.

There is no way that bottom right picture is of a living human being. I don’t believe it. That’s a sculpture made out of some kind of fungus.

I solved Redactle #1423 in 91 guesses with an accuracy of 71.4% and a time of 4m55s. Play at redactle.net

There is only one person who should be writing the script for the next GI Joe movie. His name is Larry Hama.

I would love to believe this.

New fastest way to get blocked just dropped: suggesting that tolerating Nazis in my political party is okay if it might lead to changes in Democratic leadership in the Senate.

I derive an unreasonable amount of pleasure from tearing open Amazon boxes with my bare hands.

There is still snow on the ground and I have the AC on in the car. #Indiana

God, Trump is SO FUCKING STUPID.

Today marks 14 years since 17-year-old, unarmed Trayvon Martin was shot and killed while walking home. 14 years later, we’re still demanding a country where our children can walk home in peace — without being treated like a threat.

Not bad: I solved Redactle #1422 in 13 guesses with an accuracy of 92.3% and a time of 1m52s. Play at redactle.net

Remember when Ben Shapiro wanted to support Home Depot for some dumb reason so he went in and bought one single small board?

Where the hell is Teddy Roosevelt when you need him?

Fuck. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll

everyone in this fucking administration spends their days sitting around trying to think of new ways to kill more americans

Today's bloggery:

It's like they want to lose by 70.

Remember: Police are not workers, and their unions should be illegal. Also, they're fucking cowards.

Adding "USer" to my list of words that will get me to immediately block your ass.

I solved Redactle #1421 in 99 guesses with an accuracy of 83.8% and a time of 4m39s. Play at redactle.net

Delete & report spam. Delete & report spam. Delete & report spam. Delete & report spam.

Today's bloggery:

Y'all, Markwayne Mullin and Tommy Tuberville are *senators*, and I don't want to hear another syllable about meritocracy for the entire rest of my Goddamned life.

This one took waaaaay too long. I solved Redactle #1420 in 299 guesses with an accuracy of 67.2% and a time of 23m11s. Play at redactle.net

RETVRN

Every other commercial is for AI. Every other company has an ad talking about their AI. It is being pushed on the population more than anything I’ve ever seen before. No one asked for it. No one wants it. It’s disgusting.

I still figure it’s 50/50 at best whether the SOTU happens.

I agree with this except for the “I’m sorry” part.

It never ceases to confound me just how many folks think the point of essays is to provide teachers with essays. That teachers just like, collect them, or need them for sustenance or something. Rather than the point of them being the *actual fucking act of learning how to think about shit*