ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

"Hello and bienvenue to the Jacinthe zone!" Wanted to draw ZA's Jacinthe for a while now, and I had quite a bit of fun trying out some ways of rendering I've never used previously! Suggestions for the next post are always welcome! #pokemon #pokemonfanart #pokemonart

Jacinthe 💖 #PokemonLegendsZA

wait no, oh god, OH FUCK, PLEASE, NO– [gets sent to the Jacinthe Zone]

“She’s still staring at me isn’t she.”

muscle growth and a longer lifespan are great and all but the real reason to work out all the time is to get to eat as irresponsibly as possible

i’m the disney adult that annoys other, much worse disney adults

Years late to the party with this but I'm going to ship FFXII Ashe and Fran because I have that in my power.

every time someone goes "awawawawawawa" i read it like Mario when you try to jump off the comet observatory in Galaxy 1

oh good, seems bayley’s done with wwe

nidhogg wild just sounds like the name of a strain

The Eye of Nidhogg is a powerful artifact and as such is strictly regulated by The Holy See

Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke https://theonion.com/everyone-in-dream-smells-smoke-1819571202/

Happy birthday Asuka Kazama!

Does the minigun make women cruel ?

LOVE YOU♡

I love Chiitan posts because they're always like "Everybody, let's make the world kinder to transgender people 🏳️‍⚧️❤️" [video of Chiitan getting blasted out of a giant rocket launcher. you can see the suit getting dismembered in the distance]

@richmakesstuff.bsky.social have a sequel

"Samus's encounters with several parasitic alien organisms has left us to wonder just how much is left of the human. We can only hope the Samus entity remains on our side." #metroid

I love magpies ♥ Done with black ink Waterman #traditionalart #ink

Kojima a real one fr

I recently read something about men on dating apps looking for women with “a little bit of autism” which as an autistic woman, disgusts me. What they want is the “quirky fun”things about autism without dealing with the burnout, meltdowns, emotional dysregulation…🧵

I swear some of my friends cishet relationships look like pvp instead of co-op

Gundam Reconguista in G (2014) Episode 24 - Space Kaleidoscope 19:12.268

I love my people so much

I found where they spawn

that dude from daft punk likes to fuck plural systems, call him bangalter

Crazy that some people never develop beyond 'why didn't they fly the eagles to mordor'

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

god, our century’s villains are so fucking lame

what the fuck’s your problem

Mister ChatGPT, you could have saved her, I gave you all the prompts

Love my lease re-signing taking a total of three minutes, more of this please

look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

understanding now that the Terminator idea isn't a rival intelligence so much as the condensed and blended Internet just given a weapon

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-invokes-fog-of-war-after-pissing-in-break-room-refrigerator/

Here's a new sketch I did last night:

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

why the fuck would you ask chatgpt when you could ask a fat agp???

here’s my official comment on the Netflix/WB news xx

Example Korra Combo from the new Avatar beta. She can easily go corner to corner with the right resources

Those in power (including your favorite dems) have decided this is acceptable

HBO Max is now Netflix+

A small child so genuinely crying out “this is NOT canon.” during fnaf2 was one of the funniest things I’ve experienced in a theater

DAMN, I LOVE GREEN YURI

of fucking course he’s the new tumblr sexyman but the issue i have with that is that i met this character when he was a baby, i refuse to sexualize the infant

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