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"Clearly, if 90% of the people are voting for somebody, there’s a leak," Probst noted, adding that the markets are "incentivizing people to lie, cheat and steal to get ahead.”

Doesn't matter if this black hole sucker is from Mars, Venus, or Some Other Wacky Planet, Aliens can't stand up to some good ol’ human fisticuffs. Dodge his Black Holes and Rider Kicks, then show him that indomitable human spirit. Love and Peace!

I wish I lived in the New Rules music video

DUA LIPA THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

Cruel Stage Mom Shoves 100 Milligrams Of Adderall Down Grogu’s Throat

Lana Lang's parents get hit by a meteor. (Smallville S01E01, 2001)

Gotta post my fav version

MLB Attempts To Reduce Human Error With New Electronic Bat Boys

It's a Book Birthday not only for me, but for AUREA's team of writers! We're a international team, so it's just me at this local store*, but that book is the work of several incredible authors that you can learn about on AUREA's blog: www.aromanticism.org/en/news-feed...

Heart ❤️ #buneary #pokemon #art

Wondering if my father calling me the t-slur means he knows I’m trans or is just calling me every slur he can think of, it’s really a 50/50

When all pissing is criminal only piss criminals will piss

Thinking about some mechs for Girl Frame

Extremely worth checking out:

This’ll surprise you:

So my stalker’s parents came to my apartment building to apologize to both the staff and me for what their awful son put me through Gonna shrivel up and die of secondhand embarrassment now

“Pokémon should bring back mean rivals” You worms couldn’t even handle Jacinthe

gamefreak be like: anyone want a green haired butch bottom? Have a green haired butch bottom. we got all your green haired butch bottoms needs covered,

jacinthe doodle for today #pokemon #Legendsza

you couldn't call a game "Crazy Taxi" anymore. you'd have to call it "Crazy Uber," because of woke

A special gift for everyone who has had to throw down while eating waffles - the WAFFLE HOUSE logo & font generator is now live!

💦🔪🩸🤼‍♀️

Warm up color doodles today, it's fun doing reflective hard surfaces

Asking for directions

I’m the best there is at what I do… …and what I do is make Cyclops jokes.

One time when I was working, a guy cut his hand and asked for the bathroom key. The men's key was gone so I gave him the women's key. As a result, absolutely nothing happened, because who sincerely gives a shit. Leave trans people alone.

- single-minded protagonist on a heroic adventure - all that matters is battling - victory is achieved through might over others - weird ghouls everywhere - CGI movie adaptation is weird and offputting Pokémon is the contemporary Beowulf

help me😭 こちらは新年早々穏やかな日々が続いてますっ規則正しいって最の高ですっ☆ 何か刺激が欲しいですっ☆

No matter your gender, you have every right to love and to be loved in return🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Expressing that love should never be hindered or questioned. Such a basic human experience has somehow become overly complicated. Let’s come together and restore a world where love can be shown openly and joyfully.

This thing looks like it’d stab me in a Taco Bell parking lot for my half-eaten Crunchwrap, I love it

not having an instagram or tiktok account is funny sometimes. my friends will send me things and i'm like thank you SO much for thinking of me. i am literally not allowed to see this

[ #Art / #PhArt / #Gundam ] Some practice with Lucrezia "Endless Waltz" Noin.

the fuck do you mean quantic dream had a live service free to play game

i forgot how hard the soundtrack to the first twilight movie went

lmao not even scalpers can sell these things

7 dicks, starting at the sternum and going all the way down!!!!!! Don't make a finger a little tentacle, add 2 more tentacles on your torso!!! Put them in orifices!!! Have 5 holes!!!

D&D session devolved into an extended tangent about how they should’ve let the Yuuzhan Vong be more perverted and the only orgies being dark nest bug orgies and not Yuuzhan Vong freak nasty body mod sex was the ultimate failing of the EU

Beefa #ff7

Being a hot girl kinda rules actually

god I need to see Obsession

get someone who looks at you the way toni storm looks at kris statlander

I have actually thought about this way more than I should Amuro: toy poodle Char: saluki (Quattro is his golden retriever era however)

my liege, please stop calling all my royal advice "jestslop" 😞

Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://bit.ly/3PuB1I2

I finally removed the “testosterone poisoning” debuff