it my birthday

Please help me wish this precious themling a Feliz cumpleaños!!!

YEAH I AM

it’s just not the same without SkyMall

@longtalljodie.com HAP BORTH sorry I’m so late, I’m on a vacation and a little offline as result but I hope it was a blast and an appropriate celebration of you!! xoxoxo 💖🎉💅🏻

If you got AI to write your book you didn’t write your book. Stephen King wrote your book. Octavia Butler wrote your book. Jilly Cooper wrote your book. Dav Pilkey wrote your book. Lisa Jewell wrote your book. I wrote your book. Every author whose work has been digitised wrote your book. You did not

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

“Oh, drat,” said Toad.

this is so much better than AI. ms paint forever

"hey check it out it's the new worst thing you've ever seen in your life" [links to a tiktok]

I don’t usually care about celebrity news but Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner are having a baby which means they have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Please Use AI

What a guy

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

it's too early for me to see a bluesky moment like this. i haven't even finished my coffee and tylenol yet

I am so constantly, ceaselessly, and quite genuinely angry about how AI slop has started to ruin fun animal videos on the Internet.

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

😔

We invite you into a podcast, not too different from our own. @vanetti.bsky.social and I are starting our fifth season of Synidcated with The Twilght Zone. We cover two episodes: To Serve Man and Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up which both ride the line between science-fiction and horror!

Dear @vanetti.bsky.social is making me watch a documentary

listen and report back and tell me which track is your favorite

darker still has been released into the wild! go listen to my new dark ambient release, it is quite good.

we clipped her claws

I mostly like bluesky but for some reason it's got the most pervasive "is this milk rotten? smell it" impulse when it comes to sharing the worst shit. I shouldn't have to know what these shitty journalists trying to launch podcasts look or sound like!

Good news, everyone www.cnn.com/2026/05/14/h...

Brother Cedric

I was annoyed that I couldn't find a database of David Attenborough documentaries where I could search for a specific episode by topic. So I made it. attenborough-100.vercel.app

I just think they're neat

Every time I open Bluesky,

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now

take me back to the time when “blog” was also a verb

my cat is the softest thing I’ve ever touched

@mexicanity.bsky.social this was us this morning when I told you about the ropes in Myanmar

Toshiba T1100 (1985)

Happy Mother’s Day! You are worthy of care. We believe you always. Together, let’s build a world that doesn’t just thank moms, but truly values and cares for moms. You are not alone 💚🐝 ✨ www.PeoplesBillOfRights250.org ✨

If anyone wants to submit to the naming contest for the first baby eagles born here in 100+ years, here is the form forms.office.com/pages/respon...

I don’t understand wax museums

“Use AI to brainstorm but not to write.” “Use AI to help you outline but not to write.” These are commonly proposed as “ethical” ways for undergrad students to use AI, but I’m sorry, brainstorming & outlining are just as integral to writing as the actual construction of sentences.