Me: *weaves through narrow spaces between people walking slowly on the streets* My sister: how on earth did you do that!? Me: I lived in New York for two years...

I'm at the Return of the Godz All of London's gays are here

Bros helping bros

It's so fascinating to me how different the access schemes are for different theatres in London. There's one theatre that will just take an access request over the phone no questions asked, and you get top price tickets for half price There's the small chain of theatres that has an access scheme>

I wrote about the quest to invent new kinds of psychedelic experience www.theatlantic.com/health/2026/...

When someone calls me Sophie

David Hockney • Early Morning, Sainte-Maxime • rest in beauty....

Bumping this

I'm totally fascinated by Netflix creating a pretty clear copy of Survivor, which is nearly three decades old at this point

Ok is Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen actually any good because so far I hate the cinematography, I don't like the dialogue, and all the characters are annoying

I love how bold this is

I have a... complicated relationship with my sister. She called me when she heard that something had happened with my flat, I explained everything - two plumbers called, no joy, both insisted it was UFH, etc She goes: hmmmmmmmm. Did you like, put a nail in or drill into the floor recently?

Honestly, this is extremely cool. I'm only able to help a little since my flat is falling apart 🙃 but wanted to flag for other people to see!

It's just stats bro 🫡

Now that I am thinking about it I always kinda viewed it as punishment for the eagle or the eagle being a forced part of it somehow. What did the eagle do? No idea, my headcanon doesn't go that far

Me in the flat that I live in, alone: Goddd! I can't believe I have to do EVERYTHING around here!!

Stumbled upon a woman doing one micro project a day to make her house look nicer Have decided that I should do something as well, thoughts so far: - paint mirror frame - paint doors (?) - get new doors - get spackle and fix all the cracks - paint anything around the flat, bcos maybe secret talent

I literally do not have the capacity to deal with another problem in my apartment so I am resolving the "random LED bulb flickering" problem by not turning the lights on in my kitchen area

It's a no from me, thanks

The best thing about getting my favourite takeaway is I get to eat my favourite meal. The second best thing about getting my favourite takeaway is I get to have my favourite meal for lunch the next day.

Faith in humanity almost restored www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

🎶Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei Nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma iei Chipul tau si dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tai🎶 I was 'living' in Romania with an elderly lady when this was released and I remember dancing to it most nights, coming back home late, and upsetting her (😬)

Something very satisfying about having realised that I need to feel safe and I absolutely don't, and the first week of The Artist's Way being "Recovering a sense of safety" Yes!!!! Yes!

Lol I just opened up bluesky to check the vibes, saw a conversation and quietly whispered "Jesus God" to myself Time to put my phone away!

I'm watching Hacks and I have no idea what the hell is going on

Who has two thumbs and just got £150 of bedding for under £100 THIS GUY

Call me an idealist, but I think that a prerequisite for hosting an international sport event should be that you're willing to host an international sport event.

My sister took a really close photo of my eyeball and it's actually really cool if I do say so myself

I forgot the word humidity and wrote "air wetness"

"Something remarkable happened in April. For the first time in history, wind and solar generated more electricity than gas across the entire planet. Not in a country. Not in a region. Globally." Tons of great news here from Danny Kennedy (via @billmckibben.bsky.social's newsletter, which rules).

Absolute vibes

Sorry I am still in disbelief that two plumbers came here and despite me being like "it's not the underfloor heating" "it's not the underfloor heating" "there's also swelling on the bathroom door frame" "there's also damp in my bedroom" neither of them went "hmm let's look under the bath"

Had two neighbours round my flat today One removed a panel in the cupboard and stood on my washing machine looking at the drain pipe coming through, and checked under my fridge The second is currently trying to prise the side of the bath off so we can check under there

First morning pages down and my hand really hurts 😆 I'm so not used to physically writing. Took longer than expected, too. Time just flew by.

"leap, and the net will appear" I might stick that up somewhere too

Oh goodness, Monica in Rivals 🥹

Everything is stressing me out but I just have to remind myself that I can only do one thing at a time and I'm only human 🥲 One step At a time 🫠

Jon Snow is an absolute legend. I remember reading Shooting History as a young journalist, completely engrossed; I remember feeling starstruck when I saw him in person at Grays Inn Road; he is really one of the best examples of an old school journalist and it's an absolute shame there aren't more

Birds in Donetsk are using fiber-optic drone wire to build their nests...

NASA Perseverance rover captures what a Martian night really looks like from the ground

I bought some extremely fancy cocktails in a can from Gloucester services and I just thought I'd try the espresso martini and it's actually so good 😭😭😭 why

Just spent 15 mins painstakingly attempting to remove pink hair dye from my bathroom door and I've managed to MAYBE minimise the pink I think I am just going to say it's meant to be like that

I... unfortunately... Really like these

every time I say this, someone didn't know: you can get the NYRB, the New Yorker, the LRB, Paris Review, The Spectator (weirdly not New Statesman), The Week, both French & Italian Vogue & New Scientist among many many other magazines FREE via the Libby app from your local library?

Holy shit I just identified a bird and I don't even have my hearing aids in. It's jackdaws, I think they're nesting in the building because they keep waking me up

I watched the S3 finale tonight. I think it was always borderline but S3 is fairly transparently misogynistic

Yeah it's taken 15 hours, two showers, a bath, double my normal dosage of drugs, a foot bath, one ice pack, one flannel, one cold tin can, and a McDonald's takeaway, but my migraine is now GONE Thank the Gods, please let me have a nice and calm weekend 🙏🏻

Extremely grateful to have a good community around me I am really overwhelmed ATM and a neighbour invited me in for a cup of tea earlier, and another just called to check in on me and see if she could help 🫶🏻🥹

I have JUST remembered that McDonald's has been known to cure my migraines

I am so tired and in so much pain, with too much going on that I can't solve and this made me cry