I begged him as well as I could, to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible.

Asked a question in front of god and everyone in this meeting and displayed a fundamental lack of knowledge about American copyright law. Should I kill myself during lunch?

wow. bea

happy twin peaks day 🌲🥧☕️

laws of England are considered as inapplicable

Happy 'entering the town of Twin Peaks' day to those that celebrate 🥳

yaaaaaay Song Lan looking sad yaaaaay

#cql #theuntamed #songzichen / #SongLan

She was a thing of trophies. A cannibal of a craft, tricking herself forth in the chased bones of her enemies.

Bando Tamasaburo, a legendary Japanese Kabuki actor known for his mastery of onnagata (male actors who perform female roles). The photograph was taken by Kishin Shinoyama, a prominent Japanese photographer. It depicts Tamasaburo in the elaborate costume of Akoya from the play Dannoura Kabuto Gunki.

im gonna become the joker this was labeled 1724 which is a date that does not appear on it in any way

this meeting that scared the fuck off me could literally have been an email

Elrond has had ENOUGH #Tolkien #art

#hualian #tgcf

We cannibals must help these Christians.

Yasaka Pagoda (Hōkan-ji Temple) towering over a narrow, lantern-lit street in the Higashiyama District of Kyoto. surechigai by ponkan. on Flickr.

Celebrimbor Fëanorion and the bloodied star #Celebrimbor #silmarillion #lotr #trop #digitalart

repeat after me the sacred mantra the enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy

more like james fenimore pooper because his writing is shit

Ok it's time on the other side of the plant - Happy Year of the Fire Horse! 🐴🔥🧧 #LunarNewYear #illustration #YearOfTheHorse

Already you know what his blubber is.

Happy lunar new year

Every President's Day, we gather round and sing this old, traditional hymn www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

FINISHED THE COAT

elves: best served in distress

Year of the Fire Horse

dangerously hard look today lads

I’m so obsessed with Moby Dick… like, he and Queequeg are broing tf out. they said they’d be there for each other thru every hap….

now I can’t even be mad that I have work tomorrow

COAT: FINISHED

Happy International Fanworks Day! #IFD2026

Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. But it’s also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.

This wedding uchikake is executed through the refined yuzen dyeing technique combined with rich silk and metallic embroidery. As a formal outer kimono worn over the wedding ensemble, this garment transforms the bride into a living canvas of auspicious symbolism. 1912-1940, Japan

Hand-Carved Broccoli Floret by Takehiro Kishimoto, Japan. (part 2 of 2)

trouble; For those who minister

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

“they want to monitor anti-ice accounts!!” Read my FUCKING posts boys. Look at my elves. How many threads about forcefemming Elric of Melnibone do you wanna read, cowboy

exhibit 284838 of normie women becoming a Type of Guy

Happy birthday, Frederick Douglass! @douglassday.bsky.social celebrations start at 11 pm CT / 12 pm ET in the History Department here at Iowa. Come on over! douglassday.org

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Artists, quote with something silly!

all my wims wammed

oh my GOD i hate notated music. Stop writing down those sounds. Stop making me catalog them. People who joke that puritans hated music are right actually because I am theologically a descendant of Puritanism and I fucking hate music.

Chiso Co., Ltd, Furisode with Wave and Crane Design, Made for Nishimura Tokuko, the fourteenth Madame Nishimura, 1938, Yūzen-dyeing and embroidery on woven silk

Early-blooming cherry blossoms at Oi Yume-no-sato Park in the Kanagawa Prefecture of Japan. Photography by Mitsuki Koyama (koyama4645 on Instagram)

My wife says that something she heard in her anthro classes was: Less than 1% of humanity's material culture has survived. Less than 1% of what has survived has been collected. Less than 1% of what's been collected has been indexed. So yeah. There's a LOT out there that isn't in the beep-boop