some days you ask a question and have 15 experts breaking it down for you in concert. in exchange every other day you will get intrusive thoughts like “ACAB includes ghostbusters. post it. post it right now. right fucking now.”

Went for a walk today.

I am an adult and that means I can buy the orange Cassidy/orange county shirt and no one can tell me otherwise. @rjcity.bsky.social what usl team are you partnering with?

You have to be half in the bag to compete.

I know there are a lot of Judge-Raleigh MVP opinions floating out there, but have you considered that Judge plays for the Yankees (annoying, very bad) while Cal Raleigh plays for the Mariners (lovable in spite of themselves and their accursed history, good).

Claiming to love the Mets is proving you don't know anything about the Mets. Mets fans don't love them. They endure the Mets experience.

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

Post a photo from a concert you took.

it's called soccer, dipshit

leave your dogs home, shitbirds

istfg there is a market right now, today, to charge >2x the price for saas products with the pitch "there is a number you can call, it is prominent on our website, you can talk to a person without having to coax a chatbot into giving you what you're after"

RIP The Swiss.

Starting late today, but I see there's a lot of feelings about that award. Listen, I saw Naomi Girma be the best defender on Earth, win hardware, and not even be nominated. Having faith in French football is a fool's endeavor. Your anger is valid, but also welcome.

In the olden days, when you got the rapture date wrong, you just moved two towns over, changed your last name to smith, and restarted the grift. The transparency of modern social media makes it a one and done.

Me: when the salesman comes over, can we not make fun of the size of my head? Dani: why would I mention your head? It's your neck that's the problem.

Good lord.

I am being extremely sassy to @whereismy240.bsky.social in text messages tonight.

I don't know if this is a millennial complaint or a boomer complaint, but all bars should have on TV on the game (doesn't matter what sport) and one on a b movie. I am watching the mariners game and escape from New York.

While I appreciate this, I need someone to put together an appreciation post of conversion vans.

Fuck your app. I want to be able to visit your website and do everything I need to do there. Apps are for specific functions, the way computer programs used to be.

Simplify your life as much as possible; shit gets complicated enough on its own. As often as not, it's not about you, not even a little bit. Don't try to make it so. Be proud if little kids gravitate towards you. They see more good in you than you do.

A beautiful piece. Looking forward to the debate for the line of "famous guys" versus "a guy you remember" is.

This is so fucking cool and a great example of what can be accomplished.

(AAA) BASEBALL!

In a true letdown of letdowns, what I thought was one half of a burrito wrapped in tinfoil is a baked potato. Boo.

Apropos of nothing, my wife and I were talking about coaches who I still culture. She asked "is that why dcu has been absolute shit since Ben olsen left?" And yes.

Tombstone isn't in my top 5.

look on the bright side: if you’re a tiktok hater (i am), if you have ever used a product that oracle acquired, you already know where this is headed

There's something nice about knowing that however bad Caleb Porter was as a coach, he's a worse person.

When I’m in charge, when a great actor dies, theatre chains will have to show some of their best work on the big screen for a week.

We’re all with you, Savannah 💜

@rpg-volley.bsky.social simply making you aware.

Update on tonight's match. Sending all of our love to Savannah DeMelo and everyone at @racingloufc.com. 💙

Great to see she is stable and alert and good on the league for stopping the game this time.

Sending all our love to Savannah DeMelo 💜

I do not enjoy this accurate description of my lifestyle.

Diego Luna is one of the most open athletes in soccer and I applaud how much he is willing to share. www.theplayerstribune.com/diego-luna-m...

I hate that this sentence makes sense to me.

Far majority of Americans have been shielded from witnessing violence in their personal/ professional lives; seeing it is shocking. I prefer a society where gruesomeness violent death is known to the fewest # possible. Life in a free society should not be like watching “Faces of Death” on a loop.

Diego Luna might be my favorite non-Sounder in MLS. Always an interesting interview and just goes hard for 90 minutes.

The biggest thing holding American domestic soccer back isn’t pro/rel or the franchise model, or pay2play? it’s media partners unwilling to really invest in widely-available, quality broadcast products for the domestic leagues. NBC showed that with its early PL programming strategy.

Every person who yearns for how soccer used to be needs to be strapped to a chair and forced to watch early 2000's big 4 PL matches until they relent their trash opinion.

There is such a great local press and surrounding media ecosphere around the Sounders that this is at best silly and at worst, a cash grab. I'll be listening to something from @sounderatheart.com or @lobbingscorchers.com or @circlingseasports.bsky.social instead.

Update your world list, New York times.

I'm a professional engineer and my wife has more telemetry on her students than I'll ever have on any system I will ever work on. She just doesn't have the time or environment in which to make use of it. Fund our fucking schools so we can hire more staff and feed the kids and let them play.

Hungry kids can't learn Sad kids can't learn Scared kids can't learn "Read to your kids" is an attempt to give kids a healthy moment at home spending time with their parents. It's a simple message. It makes gut sense. And for SOME kids, it's one positive interaction in amidst turbulent homelife.

Sousa needed the loan. There's nothing left for him to prove in next pro and he's fourth at best in the depth chart for left back. I hope someone sees his talent and scoops him up.

I had always assumed this was a guitar.

@whereismy240.bsky.social has liked this skeet and I am sure he is going to ask for an apology for our college years. I will never apologize, Terry. Never.