path to american reconstruction: 1. find presidential candidate named bob america 2. after victory, appoint mia hamm to the supreme court

I’m a simple man, I see an article about Jack’s Solar Farm and I retweet it

If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...

if, instead of organizing around rallies or campaigns, if the democrats ever wholeheartedly re-embraced the labor movement specifically and formal organizing like this around housing and similar material aspects of american life, my god just imagine

STOLEN BIKE ALERT. The library's xtracycle swoop was stolen at 2am this morning and moved to an apartment complex right by the zoo. Need a volunteer to check the courtyard of the apartment complex, it appears to be still there. Anybody out that way?? #bikedc #help

80 degrees at 8am???

when you're on minimum specs, not recommended specs

Grateful that she correctly identifies this no as a problem with trans advocacy or soi-disant “AI” but brands lacking moral clarity

🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶

✨ game state ✨

THIS BABY DEFEATED MESSI

That might be the best defensive tournament of all time by Spain. 1 goal conceded is nuts.

This but it’s USA and Pulisic

I want a Messi winner, for the Posts

Still time for more chimneys folks!!!!

Wrong head, brother

Covering your dick but getting kicked in the face is a real guy thing to do

“Soccer is cool but [is weird about unfamiliar rule]”

What a time for our first “Basic Pass” head pass goal of the tournament from a Top 25% team.

Nico Williams’ header there, unbelievable awareness.

I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…

Somehow this is also an #MLSAfterDark game.

Like yeah dude you stand on someone’s foot and turn with studs on it’s a foul lmao

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

I’ve watched enough MLS Playoffs to know where this is going

A little riper and more lusty red

Muy caliente

ADHD Procrastination Kings

New pet peeve unlocked this past month: people who don’t know shit about soccer commenting on how the clock works

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

My timeline is so much better not knowing what’s happening lmao

Shakira

I literally had to turn it off lmao

These images basically sum up my Geography of American Cities undergrad course, I cannot believe the absolute con this postage stamp of a polity was pulled off

You know that part of the shopping cart designed for children to sit in? Anyway,,,

Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.

It sucks a lot that MLS is Like This

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

(This will encourage colleges to admit fewer students they don’t project as high earners, which will further cement our current status quo.)

Climate economics has by far been the legitimate discourse that has done the most to downplay the dangers of climate change. And it’s been the main lens though which policymakers—and non-scientist and non-climate journalists (and pundits)—have understood the crisis.

has anyone considered listening to women

Wondering if the 3rd place game stakes are about as close a dynamic as you'll get to an All-Star game in global soccer. World class talent playing for real pride but no one wants to fuck up anyone's bread by actually playing defense.

So are y'all sure we should shut this game down

That Bellingham goal is like when you turn FIFA settings to 5/100 pressure

This is tremendous content