Blue Velvet (1986): I wonder how I would feel about this if I had never seen Twin Peaks or Mulholland Drive, which I feel like cover similar thematic & aesthetic territory. This was more straightforward than I expected and I feel like strangely somewhat conservative? IDK i'm probably misreading it

three-year residence requirement??? damn is macalester broke?

tired: Meet Me At BROTHERS wired: BROTHERS FOR MAYOR

if i was a western conference contender (especially the thunder), i would be trying very hard this summer to acquire kawhi leonard

Yes...Hahaha... Yes!

ok but wouldn't rookie year jayson tatum count? Kyrie might have been their best player in the regular season but he was out the whole playoffs. Celtics lost in 7 to the cavs in the ECF

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did olivia miles just throw an no-look inbound off the SLOB lol

trump take minor league hot dog promotion

plumdog trillionaire what are you doing out there

this could’ve been the timberwolves if we had elected a good mayor

its so funny that the knicks are going to enter the finals after perhaps the most dominant playoff run in NBA history and still be like +200 underdogs lmao

Alien (1979): I'm pretty sure that last time I watched this was pre-COVID so its been a while. Perfect movie. After watching the prequels its so refreshing how uninterested in Lore this movie is. "Oh damn there's a derelict alien ship with a huge dead humanoid pilot? Who cares, here's a monster!"

Alien: Romulus (2024): I have yet to watch Aliens (1986) to I think I wasn't bothered by the fan service than some but i DID find the Ian Holm shit insanely ghoulish. With a different robot this would have been a fun time watching aliens kills people. I thought that David Jonsson was really good

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

The Set-Up (1949): The floor on a late 40s noir is so high. There are some parts where I rolled my eyes (Audrey Totter getting emotional at the boxing game in the penny arcade) but this is mostly great. Loved the gag of the guy in the crowd who never stops eating & the lady overcome with bloodlust

Allen Graves has been added to the "All In" list. Freshman who was 5th in the NCAA in BPM, top 10 for steal rate and models his game after Naz Reid? Mr. Graves I am all in on you

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Bradford City FC Legend Ollie McBurnie has done it again

i am currently on pace to put up perhaps the worst defensive efficiency rating in LearnedLeague history

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this is some extremely whack shit from the thunder imo

its honestly fucked up that i'm older than bismack biyombo

plenty of orson welles or martin scorsese meeting grogu posts on the timeline today but no search results returned for agnes varda x grogu posts at all. it really says a lot about society

i really enjoy reading Law Murray but putting Julius over Jaden and Rudy is insane, especially after three straight playoff series of playing like mega ass. He wasn't even that good in the regular season!

this is 3 straight seasons that KAT has been on a team that has come back from a 20 point second half deficit in a playoff game

been getting back into this record again. great for driving around in hot weather

god that's classic KAT. he loves committing offense fouls more than anything on earth. i miss him so much

its gonna be so crazy when whichever team loses this thunder-spurs series trades for giannis

most effective strategy on wemby is to piss him off until he engages in violence

my wife said that Shai looks like Randall Boggs from Monster's Inc. (2001) and now I can't unsee it

i'm sure this is important for irish politics or something but the graphic here really makes it look like the publication is called "The Dick Itch"

is every player with the surname "Porter" currently in the NBA a "Porter Jr."?? that's crazy

The Fugitive (1993): Tommy Lee Jones gives the "average footspeed over uneven ground" speech 23 minutes into the movie. Harrison Ford has already been accused, tried, convicted & run over by a train. Favorite detail: the spotlight following Kimble & Nichols all the way out of the conference ballroom

Karl-Anthony Towns finals mvp

Ball Don't Cry #44: 🟩·🟥🟥🟩·🟥🟥🟥 they are putting more guys from the 90s and 00s in here and i unfortunately have no idea who they are

lmao incredible answer: "Granted, frustration can lead to a player seeking greener vistas, but what about the two-time 10th-place Heat exactly would make Erik Spoelstra’s team a green space at the moment for Anthony Edwards?"

Man its a hot one

i hope you guys are ready for me to post about meleek thomas every day for the next month

oh my god they are playing "oblivion" by grimes in a mcdonald's commercial i'm so washed

For this version of the wolves, I think any season where you win a playoff series is a success. We'll always have Ayo going crazy in Game 4 and Jaden closing out the series in Game 6 Go Knicks

it should be illegal for stephon castle to shoot 5-5 from three. he should be in jail

Hmmm i think the wolves might lose this one

The pitt spinoff show called the DMV where every season someone from the DMV gets into a fistfight and gets transfered to the Pitt

goddamnit

alanna you can always come back. its better with the lynx. force a trade if you have to

its insanely cool that olivia miles just throws a perfect pocket pass on every clutch possession