be jörk err day

I’m #TeamJoeyJay

got a new entertainment center and sorted my 4k collection 🤓

lowkey fat and horny as a house

it’s my birthday send feet and armpits

on repeat

scored this at a yard sale on my drive home she’s so pretty

good morning

Happy #FatBoyFriday to all who celebrate

now i just need to pick a good bjork verse

straight friend invited me to go shooting this weekend

did yall know you could do this with your pics ??

feeling soft ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ

normalize holding it while he pees

im ambidextrous and i make myself practice everything with both hands just in case i get one of them chopped off

you wanna get me out my polo shirt

what’s the verdict

off to get my $10 great clips haircut haircut pray for me

jason kelce: i’ve been sitting on these couch cushions all day! me asf:

I think it’s time we have that conversation

happy 1 year anniversary to this

new lana on repeat

happy Valentine’s Day

bf and i both sick on valentine’s day…

quahog is a place on earth with you

need this

this being how i asked my bf to be my valentine our first year together

friday

restored this 1995 coach tote that’s gonna be my daily work bag. cleaned up real nice 😮‍💨

need a heaircut baddd

got some new boxers

this baby is from ‘96 and one a few coach bags that were produced in italy 🤓 i got her looking right!

just hit my bong and about to restore my latest vintage bag

sweaty 😮‍💨

getting a decent tax return so im putting in lowball offers on eBay

just scratched and sniffed my balls on this teams meeting

lazy morning

just scored this vintage coach backpack that was a part of their special collection for the 1996 olympics in atlanta

kinda so obsessed with biophilia atm

placed a $75 order for leather restoration supplies at 2 am last night

oh no my shirt’s wet :(

hello can anybody see me

hey bro my eyes are down here

one of my favorite restorations ive done, this vintage coach duffle was actually manufactured on my birth month/year so were the same age 🤓 #oomfpitrestores

some brasso and a little elbow grease and this baby’s good as new 😮‍💨 #oomfpitrestores

vintage project bag out for delivery and pto for tomorrow accepted