so what if tylenol makes your kid artistic. that don’t always mean he’s gay.

rapture today😜

gm<3

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playing with my foreskin

survived my 45 second walk home from the bar

taking a fierce piss

going✈️record store and got like $150 in credit

out of bed at noon…

hair✈️cut

still sad about breaking my heart bong yesterday but I had ordered a mystery bong with my laura palmer set and got this cute ass pink juice box :3

you bitches can’t even spell laura palmer rolling tray zippo lighter joint holder set

the way i could watch nicole kidman watch paint dry

the others watchings are now

bro im fucking devastated i just accidentally broke my favorite little bong FUCK MY STUPID FAGGOT GAY CHUNGUS LIFE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

rupablo andrés charro🗣️🇲🇽

im having a stroke right now he ain’t special

last day in office till the 23rd

gm<3

gay guys scrambling to think of a 9/11 themed caption for their thirst traps today

good #NIGHT

im an oomf of my word

hes looking up at us right now🕊️💜

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“please join us in lighting a prayer candle for charlie kirk”

if he dies im posting nut vid with the sound on

was wondering why the office was so empty, turns out i missed a mandatory cpr training

good MORNING💜

gm <3

freaky ass dentist had me in the goon stretcher😳

seeing a f*g walking out of new dentist office as i walk in

bookmark this space

chipped a tooth last night 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

gm <3

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got to leave halfway through my shift cause the ac went out

the weed told me to get scared and I listened

you can see who’s muting you now👀

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