good #NIGHT

that one time i clicked on a porn vid titled “brothers?”and it was my gay couple friends’ sex tape

still haven’t gotten out of bed 😴

and they said mexicans can’t wear a red purse from the 80s

when you ask for NB sneakers for chrsitmas and nobody checks if someone else is getting them for you (cat yassified to protect his identity)

may or may not have dropped $600 on my dream christmas tree at 3am last night

just spent 12 hours straight with my family for christmas

yall get socks for christmas? pics?

crossfaded at family christmas brunch

merry christmas 🎁⛄️🎄

don’t forget to post pics in the socks you get for christmas

for the first time in my mexican life my fam is celebrating christmas on christmas morning instead of at midnight on the 24th

perfect blue 4k arrived !!

happy #tummytuesday to those who celebrate

spent the last 2 days conditioning every bag in my collection :3 #oomfpitrestores

**x***n

husbear gone for a week

i have decided i am breaking this record today.

now watching the best show of all time starring the greatest actress of our generation

when i showed oomf a pic of my man and he said “oh, so you actually like big boys huh”

gm

hi

****** *** 7 times yesterday i need to be put down

goodnight<3

my record is 8 times in 1 day

bought christmas tree sugar cookie for movie night

shower time🤓

excuse me but i just have to explode

if you’re cold they’re cold, put your feet in my mouth

made lil light jars at our staff meeting and mine came out cute :3

send a foot pic when you get to your house so i know you got home safe❤️

my stupid chud son (who i hate) keeps breaking into my stash

got wrapping paper and bows to wrap christmas gifts today

new fnaf look good af

watching christmas themed porn to get in the holiday spirit

is this real😳?

watch this space

photographing aids quilts at work today and damn do i hate ronald reagan

accidentally locked my bf out of the apartment and came out the shower to 6 missed calls from him my bad yall