Playing up to the man in ways he understands by showing him fake newspapers writing about his greatness and using him being on that high to help out the people of NYC is a prime example of why he's the smartest dude in game.

who up marathon slamming my server

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

I think it really says a lot that the forces gutting media jobs are not willing to actually publicly embrace that their output is generated by AI. Instead, they have to create fake humans with fake names and fake profile pictures and bios, cardboard standees of humans, to maintain the illusion.

so, the plan has changed a bit, we're grabbing a third roommate and finding a place to rent again instead, but we still are gonna need help cuz 90% of my planned income has been delayed another couple months

Genuinely no clue what I did to make YouTube start giving me blood bowl strategy videos

I can’t believe this is real

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

The EVO situation is dire.

guess the character in question

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

things now considered illegally kinky by the standards of UK law: the hashtag nothingplay post

I have made the difficult decision to leave my stepmom under the coffee table, until such time as she offers a sensible, reasonable solution to get her out

actually i don’t know if they made stepmom porn illegal. the wording of the bill is ‘simulated incest’ so i think we’re less than a year away from it being tried IN COURT whether saying “step” before “brother” makes it legal to have sex while stuck in a washing machine. stupidest country on earth

okay so the evangelion studio made the new gundam anime, and the gundam studio is making a new macross anime this was already kind of odd, but yoko taro making a new evangelion complicates the situation considerably I think this means the macross studio has to make drakengard 4 now

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Happy year of the horse! Encouraging everyone to draw a mind horse today, I WANT TO SEE YOUR MIND HORSE PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR MIND HORSE

in the uk if you call someone mommy during sex they throw you in prison for 60 years

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

Doing CBT to stop thinking it means cock and ball torture every time

got the Wikipedia app but it's mainly broken and just shows a picture of james gandolfini regardless of what article i'm on

Keir Starmer announces TikToker who said "fuck your dad" whilst drinking Paradise Punch will be prosecuted to full extent of the law after new incest porn laws announced

I've seen your steam backlogs. Many of you should be hosting a Previous Fest.

Staying steam friends with my exes to prove im Not Upset about it still years later even if seeing them play a game together is bringing about Totally Normal emotions

Force-femme? Self-Discovery? Bit of both? The Punk-to-Lebanne theory leaves some fun gaps to fill.

Sometimes the author’s name is a little too on the nose.

Team USA gold medal figure skater Amber Glenn rips Magic: The Gathering packs during the 2026 Winter Olympics closing ceremony https://kotaku.com/amber-glenn-mtg-2026-winter-olympics-ceremony-figure-skater-2000673209

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So uh

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I can't believe both @patstaresat.bsky.social and @wooliewoolz.bsky.social had the wildest introduction to games made by and for furries at the exact same time

more like Copout

Favourite cinema signs

this story is fucking insane

Just remembered "McGillis drinking hard liquor as he burns pictures of Gaelio" is a real thing that we were blessed with somehow

fighting game players baffle me they'll pull up an image like this and they only flinch at the fact that one of the inputs is a double half back and not at the artwork behind said inputs

happy 15th anniversary

what the hell is woolie playing

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

Man I wish

I was watching other language dubs of the Steel Ball Run trailer, and French Johnny saying "Je suis Johnny fucking Joestar!" is actually iconic and so in character

Israel has been dumping herbicides throughout southern Lebanon as part of a concerted ecocide campaign to render the region uninhabitable. This has been going on for months with Lebanese journalists & environmentalists regularly reporting on it. The BBC: we don’t know why the Israelis are doing it