Fed turkey to the feral kittens earlier and they are now sleeping it off in a kitten pile in the cat shelter (like every man I've ever cared for, they refuse to let me love them)

Sorry that dinner is late, the thermometer needed a firmware update

Urgent: the feral kittens have finally entered the shelter I put out for them

I don't know who you are or what you're cooking, but I'm confident it needs more salt

I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.

PSA: it's time to start thawing your frozen turkey

It's times like these that I regret getting a C in crim law.

why the fuck is he still alive

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

I'm not minimizing any of the countless other reasons he should be drafting his resignation. It's that he said this to a woman. In her workplace. In front of her colleagues. While she does her job. It's a disgrace. He owes her an apology, and so do all of his voters, frankly.

My question is who is doing all the Epsteining for these powerful wealthy men now?

And yet they did it, twice. On the same policies as Clinton and Harris. The left hates knowing that sexism is worse than racism.

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

As far as economic indicators go, the local Little Caesar's has expanded to a much larger location

I'm not spiraling, I'm pirouetting

What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks. People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?

I am losing my mind over framing "Trump spent hours at Epstein house with [victim]" as "Trump knew what Epstein was up to" as opposed to "Trump himself assaulted the victim during those *hours*"

Bad aurora pics from Kansas!

my to do list is so long it may as well be a fantasy novel

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

The press utterly silent about a clearly impaired elderly GOP president who cannot keep his eyes open. Lapdogs to the end. When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"

We need leadership consisting of Dems from red states, who know exactly how extreme and terrible red state Repubs are, where they're actively working to repeal the 20th century. No more Dems from safe blue states where Repubs are normal, mild-mannered folks who disagree about taxes.

Sometimes I think we all died in 2020 and we’ve been in hell ever since

I’ve long given up any belief that the people in charge Know How Things Work but he’s on a different level. He’s never lived anything approaching a normal life, even compared to the other freaks in charge.

I prefer to seize the night, carpe PM as I say

Honestly I am exactly the kind of girl who gives up just like that

It's times like these that I regret that Kris Kobach was my con law professor

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

If the sandwich don't split, you must acquit.

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

moon’s being super slutty tonight you should go and whore it up with her

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an all-timer cross-examination question.

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

The left did not create the right through its own mistakes. The right is not some passing reaction to the left, some temporary fever that can be cured with just the right policy tweaks. The right exists! Reactionaries want what they want no matter what the left does or doesn't do.

... they seek scapegoats, they enjoy performative violence imposed on marginalized populations, etc. They're just like that. Reactionaries exist. The right exists. It is not just a bunch of temporarily confused Dems disappointed by offshoring or whatever. They don't need anything to react to.

There are people -- estimates range, but let's say 25-30% of any given population -- who are just like that. Trace it to genetics, to upbringing, to some combo, whatever, but there are lots of people who are just like that. They are clannish, driven by fear, hostile to perceived Others ...

somebody bring me my fuzzy socks and the good pharmaceuticals

It's no coincidence that the only two hobbies men have (gaming and sports) include being constantly pissed off

I don't deserve nice things

Unless I absolutely must for professional reasons, I will not be watching your nuclear war movie. I will not be watching your incredibly bleak and depressing murder show. I will not be watching your artistic despair. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t order water when I’m already bailing my boat.

Doing genealogical research, and boy did the name Ethel have a chokehold on the U.S. for a while

My idea of romance is mutual obsession and terrible decisions.

America right now is an airplane that the crew is actively trying to dismantle mid-flight while at least half the passengers are sitting bare-knuckled just hoping we somehow eke out a survivable landing. (The other half are, inexplicably, rooting for the dismantling.)

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

They should invent a life that has something to look forward to

(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice

He believes it is all his to do with as he pleases – the White House, the government, the country. He believes he wasn’t elected to serve the public but installed as a sovereign. The demolition of the White House is the manifestation of an outrageously autocratic assertion of power.