One unsettling thing about the Trump administration is that so many of its members appear to be medically unwell.

1. I think it's time for us to accept the bitter truth. We are going to pay, and continue paying for a long time to come, for the president’s war of choice against Iran. Such are the consequences of politics. Maybe Americans will take their democracy seriously next time.

The reality is that presidential elections are decided by a select group of the dumbest people this country has to offer who vacillate back and forth between the two major parties for reasons that are largely incomprehensible and contradictory

I'm only attracted to the version of him that appears in my dreams

this is your financial advisor speaking and yes, the very fabric of american society is being ripped apart, but also the president put out the sweatiest statement ive ever seen making unverified claims of negotiations that arent taking place with people that dont exist i suggest we go all in

hit me with the shrink ray just enough so that i may spelunk down into my dryer lint trap and do the deep clean of a lifetime

i bit a vampire and now he’s even paler

Today was not great weather for flight photos. It was pretty overcast. But I did manage to get this blue jay with a nut. I like this one. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Secretary of Damnatio Memoriae.

These peoples brains are made of mashed potatoes and treason. 🤦🏻‍♂️

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

Circle back with me after The Pollening™️

The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. 🧵

Absolutely INSANE twilight aurora just now from my driveway in North Pole, Alaska. Incredible motion and color, one of the best of the season. Watch until the end, wow!

Is it too much to ask for us not to have the US government cause chaos, drama and turmoil every single day of the year including holidays and weekends? Can you just leave us alone once in a while?

the president lying about high level peace talks taking place with the country were at war with, all to juice the stock market, is a gigantic scandal but also its just kinda another monday

Like a Swiss clock. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

We're making tourism great again by deploying our most alcoholic child molesters to America's glorious airports

I have a million household chores I should be doing, but it's 75 degrees at 9 pm in March

At the "befriending crows" stage of aging

One thing that's frustrating about Congressional hearings is that even very new lawyers know that you don't ask a witness a question without anticipating the answer and being prepared to slap down the document or play the video clip that contradicts false/misleading testimony

I suspect I'm not doing well but let's not collapse that particular waveform just yet.

I'm 51 years old and still setting myself up to have my feelings hurt by losers, AMA

My teen son is on a school trip and learning some things

Have a good weekend. I hope your will to live reemerges.

I've made the fatal mistake of creating a bed too comfortable to ever want to leave

"We started a war of aggression for no reason & commenced it by accidentally bombing an elementary school & killing over 100 kids." That simple fact is so horrific that it's just kind of bouncing on the surface of our collective consciousness. We can't absorb its full implications & significance.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

I don’t need a hope, I need a hobby that releases whatever is built up inside me that won’t result in me being arrested.

UPDATE: There is no war, this is a war, the war ends soon, the war is just beginning, Iran’s nuclear program is gone, Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks, Iran has no navy, Iran is planting mines, Iran is weak, Iran could attack California, oil is down which is good, oil is up which is good.

Oh, that? That's the sound of the wind howling through the gutters. It's like waves crashing, but for Midwesterners.

Poison ivy is proof there is no loving god

“Can you explain this gap in your resume” oh yeah that’s when the country I live in was collapsing entirely

The dog is still very put out over being woken from a deep sleep and hustled to the basement over a tornado warning

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Maybe I’m too demanding but I’d really like a definitive answer on why the United States started a war in Iran and what we are trying to accomplish.

Extremely extremely evocative of early COVID where the experts were saying “the doomsday scenario is underway” and everyone else is like “bad things don’t happen! normality persists! I wonder what next week’s issue of the week will be :)”

America has a long history of pointless and wasteful military adventurism. And in our quest to normalize Trump we’ve stuck his Iran war in that box: “another war, just like the rest.” It’s not like the rest. It’s an act of insanity, rogue state behavior. Don’t know how this ends until we admit it.

Trump has fully shattered the world we all grew up in. It’s a dramatic break from how things worked before, even compared to the Iraq War and other misadventures - the United States abruptly tumbling over a cliff and becoming literally more reckless and domineering than Putin’s Russia.

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

What if people in the jobs that are supposed to protect the country weren’t blithering idiots? But a dream.

The washing machine: 1 minute left in this cycle! Also the washing machine: runs for 8 more minutes with "1" displaying the whole time

Just a thought, maybe SecDef shouldn’t jerk himself off on live television at the thought of casualties in war. War isn’t something to be giddy about. Were the most powerful nation on the planet. We’re supposed to be the quiet professionals, not carnival barking morons.

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Hey, remember how we let a nazi near-trillionaire annihilate the US state capacity? I know it was a whole year ago, but it turns out that this has consequences beyond "murdering 14 million people by ending USAID" (which apparently no one cared about).

I miss when first term Trump got his making news fix by firing people he hired.