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an attic full of broken toys
i'm not even going to listen to you if you show up at my intervention without at least a side dish
about 7 hours ago
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heroin is my stuffed orangutan
about 8 hours ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 14 hours ago
Gentlemen, itβs Womenβs History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.
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what a rando online says: we live really close to each other what i hear: i'm in murdering distance
about 12 hours ago
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i went to your poetry jam so you owe me a kidney
1 day ago
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here's to the unavoidable horrors of the coming week
1 day ago
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trickykat
1 day ago
my brother always used to hide the last puzzle piece and this is why I shitpost
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trickykat
1 day ago
we should play musical church pews and last one standing goes to hell
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weeder
1 day ago
Teddie All Natural Sexy Peanut Butter
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Joolia Ghoulia
1 day ago
Winched-from-the-muck logging on
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Joolia Ghoulia
1 day ago
GM π€ Look for the magic today β¨
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Joolia Ghoulia
1 day ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
1 day ago
All the news updates on Operation Pedo Shield are terrible
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ngl every time someone likes one of my posts i lose respect for them
1 day ago
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if i backed over a monkey with a stuffed orangutan i don't need to report it do i?
1 day ago
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i swear if you guys make my handler call me with the code phrase
2 days ago
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i'm deeply in love with all the women i interact with on this app π
2 days ago
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holy crap am i high
2 days ago
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i do everything sarcastically
2 days ago
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i'm selling you guys out to the aliens HARD
2 days ago
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i shaved my wookie for this? ~ me at my first Star Wars convention
2 days ago
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nobody's going to boogie their way out of this
2 days ago
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Amish Super Model
2 days ago
If you hold an empty Pringles can to your ear, you can hear the potatoes screaming.
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i'm required by law to put 'walking disaster' on any and all employment applications
2 days ago
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Hillary Monahan
2 days ago
Please be kind. Not nice. Kind.
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i'm sorry i called your boyfriend a candy ass
2 days ago
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Tits McDick
3 days ago
Brb, Iβm going to Japan to kidnap an adorable orphaned monkey.
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blessed to have found a new glute destroying exercise to spice things up. i could totally nap between sets too
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3 days ago
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i hope i pick up a homicidal drifter on the way to work
4 days ago
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WineMummy
4 days ago
Fixing my problems one slice of cheese at a time.
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changing out of office msg to 'good luck lol'
5 days ago
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5 days ago
I understand enough to know I don't understand much. Like you people, for instance.
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normalize barking at men who tell you to smile
5 days ago
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Ron Filipkowski
5 days ago
The first US Cabinet happened in 1789.
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Veruca's Alt
5 days ago
Best believe I'm not turning on the news today.
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DaddyJew
5 days ago
technically, im a high functioning shitstorm
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i gave up sick beats for lent
5 days ago
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friends put me in their videos to make them extra terrible
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7 days ago
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i know i've already spammed the timeline with gratuitous selfies but i had to sneak one more in of Willie, my lab partner in the coming week
8 days ago
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i'm going to put this into the audition reel i'm sending my favorite South Korean soap opera βKimchi & Consequences. i think i'm perfect for wacky neighbor/serial killer
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8 days ago
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Nappy Dolemite
10 months ago
When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
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Nappy Dolemite
8 days ago
I am not accepting factual comments on my joke post at this time. Please don't try again later.
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Nappy Dolemite
8 days ago
Hot dogs are too small and I'm sick of pretending they're not
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Joolia Ghoulia
8 days ago
Archie Comics in the streets EC Comics in the sheets
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i'm still doing unilateral training. I miss calisthenics and handstands sooo much π’
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8 days ago
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Deeks π«Ά
8 days ago
Hiding the last of the cookie dough under my pillow
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thanks Bono we're not crazy about it either
8 days ago
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i carry a brick in my Hello Kitty bag to keep things spicy
8 days ago
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Domingos
18 days ago
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the best part of blizzards is having the option to wander out and let the storm consume me
9 days ago
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