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an attic full of broken toys
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Joolia Ghoulia
4 days ago
BREAKING: Charles Manson backs out of the Freedom 250 concert
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Splendid Hobo
4 days ago
Whatβs worse, falling asleep at the wheel or turning on notifications?
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Jen Michalski
10 days ago
One of my biggest causes of anxiety is getting motion-activated faucets in restrooms to work.
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yes offense
5 days ago
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Governor Tim Walz
7 days ago
Yesterday I signed a bill to return 3,400 acres of land to the Fon du Lac Band of Lake Superior Chippewa - a joint effort between the Tribe, the state, and the University of Minnesota.
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Joolia Ghoulia
5 days ago
The has-beens performing at Dear Leader's July celebration of himself would be wise to get their money up front
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Tits McDick
5 days ago
βHeβs a keeper,β I tell myself as I bury him in the back yard.
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LAFAYETTE
5 days ago
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erika
5 days ago
big fan of whatever is wrong with you
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samantha
5 days ago
it's morning again. i don't approve
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a random cat jumped into my lap. happens all the time π»
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7 days ago
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every room is an escape room when i'm in it
7 days ago
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they should be considering me for the next 007
7 days ago
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Ennui Doofen
about 1 year ago
what's great about staring at a wall is that if you forget what you're doing, you're still doing it
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karasocial relationship π
7 days ago
the high cost of bouncy castles is largely due to inflation
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dirt
12 days ago
the "all up in your business" people vastly outnumber the "just trying to live my life" people and it aint even close.
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Joolia Ghoulia
12 days ago
Pepper and I going into the weekend like... (Volume βπ½)
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meteor now
15 days ago
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
over 1 year ago
every single transportation conversation ever
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The Real Kim Shady
22 days ago
Dear Men: women will rip their uteruses out themselves before they go back to the good βol days
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Dreamer
22 days ago
my gf and I can't agree on vacation spots. she wants to go to the Bahamas, and I want to leave the solar system
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Jeanine π
22 days ago
Iβm at that age where I realize that mom really needed that chicken thawed when she got home from work.
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no i said you were a fungi
22 days ago
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π±πππ ππππππππ
22 days ago
I donated my body to science but science regifted it to science fiction.
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the calm before the storm that is my noontime class π§π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈπππ»
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23 days ago
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Miss Riss
28 days ago
I've figured it out. The wealth never trickled down because we never poked enough holes in the top 1%. That's why it's all just pooling around them, no drainage!
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weeder
24 days ago
Telling the guys at work that my lunch was scrumdiddlyumptious
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Γ¦mΙ
25 days ago
Me: I'm happy My brain: Uh-oh
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DaddyJew
27 days ago
More like Charlotteβs web of lies. where is my husband you hussy?! - Wilburβs estranged wife
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DaddyJew
about 1 month ago
*takes out one earbud* he dead yet?
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Jeanine π
23 days ago
I wasnβt built to tone it down. I was built to turn it up.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazyβ’οΈ
28 days ago
Swimming through garbage at the dump the way Scrooge McDuck swims through gold coins.
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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
11 months ago
Anyone else tired of struggling?
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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
almost 3 years ago
Do I believe in dinosaurs? Buddy, I believe dinosaurs can be whatever they dream. Dream big, dinosaurs.
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he was the dumpster fire burning in my heart
23 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
25 days ago
thanks to my mom for birthing me so I could have crippling depression and be an idiot on the internet
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Joolia Ghoulia
25 days ago
Yet another ghost hunt ends by solving the mystery of where someone hid their secret porn stash
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i deleted that terrible post in my drafts folder. where's my gold statue?
26 days ago
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Phil Lewis
26 days ago
Legendary hip hop producer 9th Wonder receives his degree from North Carolina Central University, 26 years after leaving to HBCU to pursue music
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don't forget misogyny
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
27 days ago
I wanna be as useless as the Door Close button in an elevator
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oh NOW my accountant tells me i can't list my occupation as 'cautionary example'
27 days ago
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so much winning
27 days ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazyβ’οΈ
29 days ago
Live, laugh, set me on fire.
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i need to study so you guys keep it down
30 days ago
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i appreciate all the random Star Wars DMs I've been getting today but everyone's getting the quote wrong. it's 'no, i am your father' not "i want to be your daddy'
about 1 month ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
about 1 month ago
Wait a minute...so it's kill them with kindness FIRST, and then the chainsaw?
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i shaved my wookie for this?
about 1 month ago
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Nappy Dolemite
about 1 month ago
My girlfriend just sent me a meme saying, "Prepare that hole. I'm on my way," and I've never been more in love
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