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an attic full of broken toys
AI still won't clean your spankerchief
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u ok babe? you've barely done any doomscrolling
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about 1 year ago
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ouch
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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just try to make yourself comfortable until the end
4 days ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
5 days ago
More like a "no action" figure
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another day on bluesky
5 days ago
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The Real Kim Shady
6 days ago
canβt Iβm crying rn bc a stranger was nice to me
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The Real Kim Shady
6 days ago
Did Matt W take a day off of abusing his wife to be based? Great.
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how dare you be in a good mood
6 days ago
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Jenn π©·
6 days ago
Did I ever tell you about that one time God slid into my DMs?
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Yayger
6 days ago
WTF is going on here?
add a skeleton here at some point
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Rick Aaron
11 days ago
I accidentally scheduled an appointment with an ontologist instead of an oncologist & bad news: I failed my metaphysical
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Joolia Ghoulia
10 days ago
Establish dominance at your morning meeting by casually eating a ham like a hand fruit
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I'mWintersMom
16 days ago
life is the oprah of assholes
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Brick's House π
20 days ago
so my boss says "vibes are off" isn't an acceptable excuse for calling out sick
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the people still following me are the real April fools
18 days ago
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TwoSense
18 days ago
an April foolβs decade, amirite
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sweetie Ο
19 days ago
the bones of my enemies broke my juicer
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18 days ago
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Roxi Horror ππΈ
20 days ago
People born today will never understand how aggressive some dudes were in the 2000s about needing to eat bacon to feel masculine. They'd make it their entire lifestyle & this was just one of the default types of guys that you'd encounter. Running into a "bacon guy" was just a normal part of life.
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how would i know if i had any hidden talents? they're hidden moron
18 days ago
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girl that's going to fall for every April Fool's joke tomorrow logging on
19 days ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
20 days ago
I'm really proud of my grandfather for getting into college at his age. I just wish it wasn't as a donation to science
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LAFAYETTE
20 days ago
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Chames
22 days ago
accidentally touched hands with someone at this walmart $5 DVD bin so i guess weβre a thing now
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when you start experiencing symptoms usually associated with meth addiction you've probably had enough coffee
20 days ago
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'you plus me minus our pants...' - flirting with a mathematician
20 days ago
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Mark Cousins
21 days ago
Spending billions of dollars in a war - and killing hundreds of people including 110 children in a school - to re-open a Strait that was already open. Orwellian.
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Jon Cooper
21 days ago
The stupidest war in history, being waged by the stupidest president in history.
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Joolia Ghoulia
21 days ago
"Great, a dude" π ~ The Bene Gesserit probably
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hi do you mind if i harvest a few organs from your reply guys?
21 days ago
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long term goal: become the first sexbot elected president
21 days ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
22 days ago
My favorite sexual position is someone grabbing my ankles and dangling me over the abyss
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LoraBorealis
22 days ago
44% tight slacks, 56% slack tights
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i don't whip out my forklift certification unless i really want to stunt
22 days ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
22 days ago
We're getting to that part of spring where a young woman's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of swamp things π
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Joolia Ghoulia
22 days ago
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Know Your Rights | Protestersβ Rights | ACLU
The First Amendment protects your right to assemble and express your views through protest. However, police and other government officials are allowed to place certain narrow restrictions on the exerc...
https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/protesters-rights#im-attending-a-protest
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Syreeta
22 days ago
Eyeing your trinkets
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Thomas Zimmer
22 days ago
If youβll recall, the election was actually very close. Trump won with a narrow 1.5-point margin in the popular vote. And yet, the idea that America had experienced a political βearthquakeβ that demanded far-reaching interpretations became gospel almost immediately.
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Ashley
22 days ago
Iβm not sure heβs trying to be a king so much as a dictator really but alas
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when the giant asteroid hits i'm not even going to be mad about it
22 days ago
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Joolia Ghoulia
23 days ago
Don't let trauma destroy you. Let it make you a really good shitposter
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TizzyWoman
24 days ago
Itβs not too late to find a
#NoKings
protest near you. Please go to
nokings.org
and use your voice now so! Thereβs even a virtual rally if you canβt get there in person!
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No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
https://nokings.org
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Captain America: The Wiener Soldier
24 days ago
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i forgot how to ride a bike
24 days ago
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
marking this account as a bot because free will is an illusion
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Humor Satire Memes
27 days ago
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Cosmic Clau
28 days ago
my idiotic posts pale in comparison to my idiotic thoughts
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