Celebrate yourself. No one has any idea what it takes to be you. 💙- your Bluesky mom

You will never have to worry about being weird around me because I'm most definitely weirder.

I don't hate Mondays anymore... I've grown up. Now I just dislike the entire week.

Ladies know…Sometimes catching a sneeze in time to stop and cross your legs is victory enough. If you knew "Stop, drop, and roll," try "Freeze, squeeze, and sneeze."

I am one of the ones affected by thyroid issues, it’s no joke #worldthyroidday

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TOWEL DAY #dontpainc

I've made some pretty questionable choices in life, but I have never once worn pajama pants to Walmart.

Nothing that is for you will require you to act out of character to get it. 💙- your Bluesky mom

The difference between me and most people is anything I would say behind your back, I will quite happily say to your face.

If I were to remain silent, I'd be guilty of complicity. - Albert Einstein This is why we need to speak up.

No means no. Unless you're my kid, in which case, no means let's argue why it should be yes for the next hour.

A negative mind will never give you a positive life. 💙- you Bluesky mom

There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold. Over ice. With a celery stalk, And vodka.

People are not beautiful for how they look, they're beautiful for how they love, care, and treat others. 💙- your Bluesky mom

Right now I feel like Lady Cassandra…

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull up my blanket. I’m done.

Why do men ask "What are you wearing" as if we sit around in sexy lingerie all day.? I'm in my sweat pants , a ripped and stained t-shirt, hair in a messy bun, no makeup. WTF do you want?

Be yourself. You look beautiful like that. 💙- your Bluesky mom

My jaw is on the floor here my heart is racing. I saw the number of likes on my birthday day cake post & for laughs I went to scope out who all liked it. I nearly dropped my phone when I saw this.,,, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social saw it and LIKED it. My heart is do happy right now.

Sometimes you just have to stop bending over backwards for people and start leaning forward so they can kiss your ass.

Just be yourself.. people don't have to like it, and you don't have to care. 💙- you Bluesky mom

The realest meme ever created

When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.

Just because I loved you at one point doesn't mean I will always love you. I'm not Dolly Parton. (Even if we have a couple of things in common)

Only the male of a species could miss a 4 foot / 1.2m high, bright yellow sign with words telling you where to go with a giant arrow pointing whilst standing right in front of it. I cannot make this shit up!

Authenticity isn't always pretty, nor will it always taste sweet. But it will be honest. 💙- your Bluesky mom

A lot of people aren't good people. They may be entertaining, popular, and smart but they lack basic decency.

Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else.

You can be there for somebody 1000% and they will still put you behind the people that have NEVER done a thing for them.

With prom season in full swing here now -these girls today will never understand getting their shoes dyed at Payless to match their prom dress, and that makes me a little sad.

I can't save the world, but I can make it weirder and kinder.

🫰 snaps 🫰

So I got a new phone case here. Same brand / style as my old one but a different color combo. The last two cases I had were basically the exact same one, color wise. I loved that color combo this new one feels wrong. (It was cheaper)

Always remember that the life infront of you is far more important than the life behind you. 💙-your Bluesky mom

The adult version of the floor is lava is if you get off the couch someone is going to ask you to get something for them while you are up.

Don’t let anyone talk you out of spending $45 on yarn. That $75 will be the best $130 you've ever spent! #yarnproblems #yarn #crochet #knitting

I felt like kicking the assholes car that parked next to me. I parked way out, no one around plenty of open spaces. I come out and literally had to squeeze to get into my car. Why park so close to another car in a half empty lot?

I’m loving this freak warm day here. 85° / 29°c. I need this every day. Can’t wait to soak up some of that vitamin D

You can tell a lot about how someone feels about you by the effort they put in not just in grand gestures, but in the smallest, most overlooked ways. Those small things are what matter the most. 💙- your Bluesky mom

If T'Challa, and Ororo had kids, would that make them Thunder Cats? #randomthingsIthinkabout

Remember…if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating. 💙- your Bluesky mom

Anyone else get irrationally annoyed when they rearrange the grocery store layout? I ran in to grab a couple of items and overnight it seems they rearranged the store grrrr (😡they were still working on it whilst I was there )

Ok game over so happy we won. I’m spent. Goodnight my lovelies. Sweet dreams

There is going to be one hell of an ass chewing out in the locker room tonight. Poor Habs lol. Fuck the Habs. (My most hated team in the league)

I’m speechless right now!!!! #buffalosabres

GET TG OUT OF HERE.!!!! I cannot BELIEVE this. #buffalosabres

This game yo!!!!!

Need a rewards app you can count on? I use Fetch. Just snap receipts and earn gift cards. 6M 5-star reviews. $1B in points awarded. Sign up with this link, and we'll both get a bonus on your first receipt. referral.fetch.com/vvv3/referra...

My cat looks stoned… earlier I crocheted a blunt for my cats and laced it with catnip some meowijuana if you will . Archie absolutely loves it & has been obsessed with it since I gave it to him hours ago. He will not let it go.