I love to share my native plants with my paternal grandparents because my grandpa loves gardening and went to school for wildlife biology before mortuary school but they keep sending me money for the friends of plant sale and I feel GUILTY.

sometimes i think my cat doesn’t appreciate the many and varied songs i’ve come up with for her at all

good morning to the dog throwing up all over the Supreme Court stairs

also this: kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

Fletcher was one of the two students killed last August in the Annunciation School shooting

i once fell into a rabbit hole reading about how tree law calculates the cost value of regrowing old growth trees rather than the cost to replace them with saplings and it is always so fun to see it show up for real

watching the willful and steady destruction of respect and faith in all three branches of government is kind of depressing not going to lie

one of my Neopets friends said I’m organically one of the funniest people and like…I’m cursed to only be funny in my Neopets discord…guess the rest of me didn’t get the memo.

Lowkey the best thing about smartphone adoption is that we all have high powered flashlights on us at all times now. Other parts of smartphone ownership are dubious but the flashlight thing is objectively a societal good.

The shamelessness of Republicans truly never ceases to astonish. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/n...

idk what is funnier, hulk hogan coming out as a trumper at the end of the documentary or him dying immediately after doing so sitting filming. it’s not funny he died like that is sad but the timing is about as campy as kayfabe.

call me simple, but I do think Amy Klobuchar should be asked often and in-depth about her office's bullshit prosecution of Marvin Haynes www.minnpost.com/metro/2023/1...

now that Ted Turner is dead, who gets all the land he owns in Montana? he was one of the largest land owners in the state!

bluejay calls sound like lasers to me, and the ones that frequent my yard like to sit on the feeder and scream at me if there are no peanuts. my little starwars sounding babies.

I thought Ted Turner died years ago but RIP to the guy obsessed with Montana. Your restaurant was mediocre but I don’t like bison so it’s not fair for me to judge.

how did my zoloft cost .59 cents today I don’t think it’s suppose to be that cheap for a months supply lol

For those here taking a shot at Kamala Harris, regardless of what you think of her, she's better than the fat tub of lard in WH. Not voting for her is your right but it was a self inflicted gunshot wound.

So the Feds did more to investigate VA workers who went to Alex Pretti memorial than those who killed him.

OH, BLESS THE LOON! FEAR THE LOON!

FedEx is such a shit pile. Package estimated for delivery on the 24th of April. No update since the 27th. Online ticket form does not work so I had to use the chat feature. Chat feature started with AI, assigned a person and then immediately reverted back to AI. Once I got a person they couldn’t -

Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band are telling us something important #USDemocracy

it is so funny for a county to accuse a striking union of unfair labor practices

I was expecting absolutely zero of these casting choices

Ok fuck yeah disability REPRESENT People with disabilities can be fashionable and stunningly beautiful too.

Possum Mom Doing her Best!

Hamburger help us like you said you would.

Iroh is knocked the f out from Getting his vaccines today and Luna is running around the house like she was injected with Panera lemonade

why does every article about this read as if he was just kind of wandering around armed? until he was pursued was there a danger? isn’t the Washington monument a secured area? none of this makes sense in a non-conspiratorial way. there is key basic information missing and it has been HOURS.

anyone else going insane

So much of history is young people asking for a better world and being met with violence

I needed this laugh.🤣

it took my brother and i strategically planning him talking with my dad first and me following up with more specific questions to get an idea on what to get my mom for Mother’s Day. My family is THE WORST to shop for which may be part of why i keep an ongoing list of things to buy.

Honey, how about a hill of bluebells 💜💜

Sometimes EVERYONE involved in the Social Media Drama Of The Week needs a healthy dose of some good ol' fashioned Lettin' It Go. Actually, "sometimes" is a massive understatement.

i finally remembered to fill my IBS and anxiety meds and the app isn’t working i fucking hate you Walgreens.

not me having an emotional breakdown over Luna having to have a dental cleaning. it isn’t even the cost estimate I received, she has never had to go under while in my care and she’s in her first year of being considered “geriatric” and she’s my baby girl. 😭

this is personal experience not based in studies so take it with a grain of salt but it feels like tech’s benefit to the classroom outside of disability accommodations ended at the computer lab. smart boards, personal laptops, personal iPads, and now AI replaced things that do not need replacing.

This man spent twenty five years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit. Nothing will make up for that, but it seems to me a good start would be disbarring and incarcerating the prosecutors who put him there. www.nycourts.gov/reporter/cur...

A way to be an ally to Jews is to relentlessly point out that there are more Christian Zionists in the US alone then there are Jews in the entire world (many of whom are not even Zionists). The conversation about Zionism should be dominated by that rather than laying all blame at the feet of Jews.

lmao www.euronews.com/next/2026/05...

All I’ve done is put luna’s carrier pad in it, I haven’t even touched iroh’s carrier, and he’s meow-crying in the corner in response.

If AI works the way people the people claim it does (and we all know it does not), then it shouldn't require extensive explanation to explain to the general public how to do prompts

audio downloaded from limewirwe labeled as 50 Cent’s Candy Shop that is actually audio from a porno.

it’s that time of year again: half plant my vegetable and herb gardens and then picnic plant them

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

our greatest legal minds at work 🙏

I think it's worth learning the difference between "I am annoyed by this person" and "this person is a bad person."

rip to my fave search engine from elementary school