when the sandwich lunch siren is outlawed only outlaws will have sandwich lunch

a positive from today is that the pet bowls I want restocked and so I ordered them in two sizes so Mabel has them for food/water and the cats have them for water (they have special bowls for their microchip feeders).

When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.

I have spent 30 minutes trying to send a three sentence email. Outlook has crashed four times.

Texas and Minnesota would team up to create the most horrific foods to ever exist.

today sucks so hard. in addition to *gestures at Supreme Court hell* our office manager’s bf did a “democracy is dying here’s coffee idk how to help” run and i spilled mine all over the floor, during a call with opposing counsel and an evaluator after taking two sips of it.

A man born two generations removed from slavery, in a freedman colony, and grew up speaking Gullah as his first language saying Birthright Citizenship devalues American citizenship is INSANE. My dude. The 14th is the only reason your grandad was a citizen. I hate Clarence Thomas so much.

So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?

I don’t care how many of you block me for reskeeting this.

my mind is numb

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR PROTEST VOTE NOW?

Is the constitutional crisis crisis enough for democratic leaders to do something yet?

The clear & obvious text of the Constitution wins by the slimmest possible margin at the 'court' that claims to be its most solemn guardian. This means the fascist movement currently in control of the US federal government is just one (1) vote shy of what it needs to fully suspend the Constitution.

This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.

I am asking Liberals to please wake up as it relates to the Supreme Court.

I've just been saying the same thing, and keep getting yelled at to "take the win"... But the fact it wasnt a 9-0 decision should scare the shit out of every American in our modern times. This is a direct attack that barely held. This should not be taken as a win, but a fearful warning!

Why the fuck were we even in court for the most clear constitutional shit? I could say more but my back hurts too much right now for me to get arrested

Precedent means nothing. Teach Conlaw as it truly is: a corrupt racket led by special interests/wealthy elite that ignore precedent until it suits them. They utilize obscure nonsensical, anti-science reasoning to achieve their end goal and disengage from the realities of the American people.

FUCK YOU, YOU CORRUPT RULING CLASS MOTHERFUCKERS.

I know voting isn’t enough but if you don’t think it matters, look at today’s SCOTUS opinions.

if I ever have kids I would already be reluctant in them playing sports - we do nothing to protect our children from severe brain damage from them. We encourage it. Now there’s a chance of genital inspections? NOPE. And don’t pretend this is alarmist. Genital inspections are a part of this!

Hey, Clarence. I know you’re too stupid to realize this is about you so let me be clear: this is about you!

so many of these shit heads think the point of sports for 13 year olds is to win no matter what and not that sports are a tool of socialization and health and it’s just one of a thousand things that perfectly reflects the deep rot in our society

The *may* part is really, really important to stress here. Other states may choose bans, but in Minnesota we can continue to support inclusion.

Packing the Court isn’t enough, they need to give Sonia Sotomayor a gun

“That kid is hitting too many homers she must be a boy. Let’s strip her pants in the batter’s box to check.” Do these people realize how much more this endangers young girls than having a trans kid on the team?

It’s cool to read a dissent from the bench but at this point we need something else. Start bashing your colleagues to anyone that will hear it. Be vulgar and raw. Say the court is illegitimate. Do more.

Clarence Thomas is a worthless piece of shit that thinks he’s smarter than everyone and has something important to say. He cannot stop himself from drafting a horeshittily bigoted concurrence because he needs to feel like a special little boy. Impeach this corrupt fuck. Pack the court. FUCK.

Kav has the opinion for the majority and tries to minimize it like We're just saying states *may legally keep trans girls off girls' *sports teams but it accepts and advances the absurd idea that there's no constitutional discrimination problem w/ laws that clearly discriminate against trans people

fuck these motherfuckers for real

congrats america, some faceless government official will now be inspecting your childs genitals if they want to play sports with their friends

love to my trans friends. fuck SCOTUS.

Absolutely sickening shit. Solidarity with the trans community.

wearing my blanket like a cape because I’m a real attorney.

I do not think there is sufficient appreciation for how catastrophic yesterday’s decision in Slaughter is for this country. As Justice Sotomayor said in her dissent and she intoned from the bench yesterday, “today the majority reshapes our Govt.”

cats after you just fed them 1 hour ago:

I feel like this city forgets Jamar Clark's murder happened and we are over a decade into being traumatized. There was a whole series of shit before we even get to 2020.

for how humid it is, our AC is going a p good job upstairs, but not good enough for me to sleep through the night 🫩

The Constitutional Crisis started in 2000. You've been living through it your entire adult life. The reason politics feels hopeless is by design — conservatives broke our democratic form of government to guarantee that the people cannot act against them and are continuing to break it.

chex mix is among the most deranged of humanity’s inventions. “here is a bag of burnt breads so salty and texturally varied that you feel like if you stop eating it you might die”

146 Venezuelans were deported from Texas to Caracas on June 24. Hours later, while the deportees were in a guarded hotel, powerful twin earthquakes struck. n.pr/4p0y0fY

From George Floyd, to Amir Locke, to Melissa Hortman, to Annunciation, to Reneé Good & Alex Pretti, we have been through so much trauma as a city since 2020. Each of us have had our own individual experiences, but we have experienced this trauma collectively as a community.

Justice Sotomayor read her dissent from the bench. It reads in part: "Today, this Court undoes centuries of political practice and concludes that all three branches of Government have been acting in open defiance of the Constitution all this time. Its conclusion is wrong."

if you live in the Twin Cities, do your later today self a solid and close the curtains now

shout out to all the native plants growing in my yard for attracting cool bugs which then attract cool birds and bats and toads and mice and skunks and deer and foxes and of course loads of squirrels and also recently some mushrooms and

I have a sharp pain in my shoulder/shoulder blade and it is making it impossible to sleep. Add in still feeling ill from the cold sore and i haven’t slept well in a week. 🙃

went to dicks to buy new tennis shoes for the first time in fifteen years and it was a fucking nightmare 😂

I feel cleaned the living room today, which meant moving all of the furniture, vacuuming multiple times, steam cleaning the hardwood floors, drying them, vacuuming the furniture, getting cobwebs, carpet cleaning the rug…I’m sleepy.