This set is so great 🤩

Been a Reds fan my whole life, specifically a *checks notes* Sal Stewart fan

Brian Snitker to Transition to Advisory Role:

Thanks snit but also byeeeeee

i'm seeing a lot of sober writing from professional analysts suggesting the 2025 mets were a flawed team that overperformed preseason expectations. i urge mets fans to reject this. you ARE cursed by god. things will NEVER get better. the walls are closing in, you can't breathe, its getting so cold-

Streets need a Mariners/Brewers World Series

The Mets collapse themselves out of the playoffs? Christmas in September.

Today is the last day Marcell Ozuna is on my favorite major league baseball team. And that is worth celebrating.

You mean to tell me the fountain at Truist can blast water 100 feet in the air and they just simply choose to not let it do it

Charlie Morton is greeted by his family on the field after walking off the mound for the final time this season 🫶

The Braves are first class bringing him back for this.

Charlie Morton. Saltin’ my eggs one last time.

Today is the last day Marcell Ozuna is on my favorite major league baseball team. And that is worth celebrating.

Went to Goodwill with a Georgia Tech pullover on and the cashier barked at me

Having heard his explanation, I think Matt Shaw sucks and that he's a bad teammate for leaving his club in the home stretch of the season, missing a game with postseason implications for no fewer than four teams, for a political event centered on leveraging a murder for an authoritarian crackdown.

Did it happen or what? I need the Dunkin line to be short this morning.

Me w/ this season

The Bravesiest move ever and I can’t say I’m mad about it😍🥰🥰

The rapture better happen tomorrow so I can enjoy all of fall here in peace. Happy autumn equinox all 🍂☕️🎃

Happy Caturday 🧹🦇🕷️

Poor Chuck

Cheers @samneher24.bsky.social

Went to Petco Park and all I got was this crappy digital certificate I have to fill out myself.

Hm

Ms. Anna said she wanted a Sam sticker, so I gave her one. And now he’s part of her bling. Ft. Ted

My uber has a dog companion. Meet Violet.

Got all the way to the airport today without my ID. So that was such a good time.

Bb Spence

Hot take: I think he looks like a cutie patootie

This season has told us to fuck off so hard

Happy Caturday from this witchy boy

Profar good lordt

I’m gonna have to semi retract this because nothing could be less questionable than meeting THE Ted Neher.

Will be engaging in questionable behavior next week

That wasn’t a good play by Dansby. Don’t lie to me, Brandon/CJ. He air mailed it 4 feet off the bag. ‘Twas friggin luck. Can’t believe that dweeb trigging me again from Chicago.

Some guys

Can’t believe we won that challenge

Oh hey we won a game

Drake the only good Brave

Say al bees one more time

Paul’s favorite toy is a leaf with a string. He is very possessive of the leaf sperm.

I mean we knew. We knew! No chance we’d win that game.

It’s basically fall at this point. So it’s time for apple cinnamon cream cheese rollups and an ugly autumn mouse.

oh cool, drake baldwin is sitting again so an expiring contract marcell ozuna can start for a team with 0.0% playoff odds

I can’t believe they made me wait 8 whole innings for offense against the marlins

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Wish FanDuel Sports was on Bluesky so I could notify/make fun of their ticker tape typos like the olden days.