It’s hot as shit outside and I’m not okay

Tamagotchi takes fantasy baseball drafts v seriously #Caturday

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men showing genuine affection for each other, celebrating something they did together, as a collective. let this be a model for masculinity, not the fake hardo military bullshit

clayton kershaw's last act on a baseball field was to get a silver medal with a rainbow ribbon draped around his neck

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Timeline is lit. I think the season can start now.

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

I like iteven better that the US team had hope only for it to be properly SNATCHED tf away

IM SO HAPPY AHHHHH

EYYYYYYUGENIOOOOO

Oh no

AYYYYYYYYYY

Bryce Harper is like one strikeout away from snorting oxygenated horse liver off mark derosas ass to just to feel something.

Bout to mute this propaganda

"This is not a normal March baseball game." You don't say? What tipped you off, big dog?

Wow the USA team not marching out in step is really disrespectful to the troops

The man has a 1-ply personality

they keep trying to make paul skenes happen like he’s gonna be baseball travis kelce and it’s embarrassing for everyone because he has the personality of a bar of soap called “PWR-CLN” that sells for $24.95 and advertises on the sec network at 3:19 a.m.

Season hasn’t even started and I’ve met my limit of John Smoltz

I JUST HOOTED AND HOLLERED

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the troops did not rally

🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴

My favorite part of the “do it for the troops” bit is the implication of if you lose you failed the troops. You hate them. They are taking bullets to illegally procure oil for your F350 King Ranch and you can’t even hit 89 down the dick from an Italian named John spaghetti. You fucking troop hater

I am so tired of these milk toast American cheese cornball ding dong USA baseball players. Get out of our fun vibrant tournament.

Brb summoning all of my Dominican ancestors for tonight’s game. 🇩🇴

Brb summoning all of my Dominican ancestors for tonight’s game. 🇩🇴

Cal Raleigh:

it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun

My non-Jurickson Profar😒 @rotowear.bsky.social shirt

I was sent a Jurickson Profar shirt I did not order because @rotowear.bsky.social is a troll 😩😭

Closest I’ll ever get to Skenes being a Brave

I think Adam Silver did the right thing, a valuable institution like Magic City shouldn’t have to deal with the cultural baggage of the Hawks

Now is the perfect time for the Atlanta Hawks to announce Clermont Lounge Night

I did wear black to a funeral... ...THE ONE FOR MY SINGLENESS!

OZZIE ALBIES!!!!! The first walk-off home run in WBC history @EliasSports

@JeffPassan tweeted BREAKING: Atlanta Braves designated hitter Jurickson Profar is facing a 162-game suspension after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug for the second time, sources told ESPN. News free at ESPN: https://t.co/Od2Cht2QUO

what is your goddamn problem @JuricksonProfar

Bye. Like tf.

When @samneher24.bsky.social tells me one of the padres new minor leaguers is Lin Manuel Miranda’s cousin:

@JeffPassan tweeted BREAKING: Nine-time All-Star Chris Sale and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a one-year, $27 million contract extension that includes a club option for $30 million in 2028, sources tell ESPN. Sale, 36, was set to hit free agency after this season but will remain in Atlanta.

Day 2 of these videos and I am at a loss still. I started the video like ok cool I looked them up yesterday I got this. Failed on the first one.

The Braves posted a vday video of them giving out candy to the players as they rolled up to spring training and lemme tell you. I gotta relearn my Braves. Bc who the heck.

An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish 🥺🥺🥺 Baseball is the best (Andreia Albies/IG)

You know what. This checks out. Of course of course. It’s fine. I’m fine.

That entire Halftime special was a celebration of community, love, music, diversity and Puerto Rico and very deliberate middle finger to colonization and white supremacy.

If anything I’m glad I don’t have to listen to Andruw discourse anymore.