Shortstop Ha-Seong Kim returns to Atlanta, and gets $20 million for 2026. He opted out of one-year, $16 million option. @jonheyman.bsky.social on it.

And on the other side of the spectrum, Philip Rivers 🙄

Coughed so hard I pulled my glute. This is 38.

Ok well I guess I don’t care about Yaz anymore

🚨Closer Robert Suarez and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a three-year, $45 million contract, per Jeff Passan

Old. Too much. Didn’t even know he was still playing. Get away from me.

Happy birthday u dweeb @dunnah.bsky.social May the nursing home serve ur favorite pudding today

Hawks game made me feel things I didn’t want to feel. Jesus.

Oh thank God

Stepped in cat vomit this morning. Is that good luck?

@blooperbraves.bsky.social @dunnah.bsky.social @samneher24.bsky.social

Signed onto a meeting today where the icebreaker question was “what kind of furniture do you feel like today” and I immediately logged off.

The Falcons make me laugh Imagine being a fan Couldn’t be me

DRAKE BALDWIN YESSSSS

Found @samneher24.bsky.social a new shirt

Watching my first Hawks game of the year

Christmas slay for Caturday

Skyline cleanser

Ok ok it could be worse than Walt Weiss

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

This is a heck of a preamble hopefully. Wish you hadn’t fucked up the first time, America, but I’ll take this. Congress next.

Took two seconds. Go vote.

Getting the Christmas movie lineup ready to go

This is a stupid Braves news day but it makes me smile when we all can post through bullshit together.

BRO I AINT GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS BOBBY COX NEPO TREE SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AND I GET WALT FUCKING WEISS WHAT DID I DO TO YOU @god

I didn’t want Walt Weiss.

Good riddance, baseball.

I stayed up for this? They baited me with all this crazy ass baseball.

I hate the Dodgers

I just know at least 60% of the Blue Jays fans there do not have clean drawers on anymore

You’re fucking kidding me

I hate the Dodgers

My reverse seasonal depression fully lifted today with this cold, rainy ass day. Just normal depression left now. ✌️

I talked too much shit to my Miami Dolphins friends for a Kork game. Yes, yes I am new here.

Hawks game - O Canada freaking slaps. I started booing our national anthem before it realized it was the same guy singing it 😭

No kings, but what about queens? Happy Caturday

No one tell Rakes but I just found the coolest mug

At the mattress store laying on mattresses like an old person bc them newfangled foam ones don’t support my old person back

Round 2 with the Wild Bill shirt @rotowear.bsky.social

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what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

Oh my goodness

Went thrifting today

Pancakes for dinner @rotowear.bsky.social

He dumped that one

Today a man at the antique store said “Go Jackets!” and it was so much more pleasant.

I still love Wild Bill

Woof

Rooting for either team in this series feels dirty