If anything I’m glad I don’t have to listen to Andruw discourse anymore.

You ever buy a candle thinking it will smell like “spiced apple vanilla” but find out it smells like wood tip wine black n milds? Oh just me? Ok

This really is the worst timeline

Hanging out with my friend, Jane Austen, who knows a thing or two about not having cell service.

Braves terminate broadcast contract with FanDuel Sports Network, per report www.batterypower.com/mlb-news/124...

NEWS: The nine MLB teams televised by FanDuel Sports Network have terminated their contracts with FanDuel SN and Main Street Sports Group, two people briefed on the contracts told @evandrellich.bsky.social.

BREAKING NEWS: The Washington Wizards have agreed to trade for Trae Young, sending CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert to the Atlanta Hawks, sources tell The Athletic's David Aldridge and @joshrobbins.bsky.social.

beanz

Dunkin’ gave me a purse for my donut

Oh shit. I remembered my password for this place. Hell yeah, get rekt dementia

@joeseppi.bsky.social I c u

These Atlanta teams, man

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

Grab ur pop tarts, grab ur toaster, and hop in that bath #Tech

What tf is this

It is a crime that it’s this warm on Christmas Eve

How Dunkin’ gonna run out of munchkins Post apocalyptic, dystopian nonsense

I'm a tiny bit annoyed that the Mets are getting rid of all the players I hated the most but also good riddance, enjoy the AL

No Pete? No Nimmo? No McNeil? Damn, Mets. Don’t go and get all likable on me!!!

I am going to have the best season

Mike Francesa said today that Lindor and Nimmo had a rift over Trump. He didn't say who was for or against Trump but...yeah.

Happy Holidays @rotowear.bsky.social 🎁❄️🥃⚾️🎉

Shortstop Ha-Seong Kim returns to Atlanta, and gets $20 million for 2026. He opted out of one-year, $16 million option. @jonheyman.bsky.social on it.

And on the other side of the spectrum, Philip Rivers 🙄

Coughed so hard I pulled my glute. This is 38.

Ok well I guess I don’t care about Yaz anymore

🚨Closer Robert Suarez and the Atlanta Braves are in agreement on a three-year, $45 million contract, per Jeff Passan

Old. Too much. Didn’t even know he was still playing. Get away from me.

Happy birthday u dweeb @dunnah.bsky.social May the nursing home serve ur favorite pudding today

Hawks game made me feel things I didn’t want to feel. Jesus.

Oh thank God

Stepped in cat vomit this morning. Is that good luck?

@blooperbraves.bsky.social @dunnah.bsky.social @samneher24.bsky.social

Signed onto a meeting today where the icebreaker question was “what kind of furniture do you feel like today” and I immediately logged off.

The Falcons make me laugh Imagine being a fan Couldn’t be me

DRAKE BALDWIN YESSSSS

Found @samneher24.bsky.social a new shirt

Watching my first Hawks game of the year

Christmas slay for Caturday

Skyline cleanser

Ok ok it could be worse than Walt Weiss

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

This is a heck of a preamble hopefully. Wish you hadn’t fucked up the first time, America, but I’ll take this. Congress next.

Took two seconds. Go vote.

Getting the Christmas movie lineup ready to go

This is a stupid Braves news day but it makes me smile when we all can post through bullshit together.

BRO I AINT GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS BOBBY COX NEPO TREE SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AND I GET WALT FUCKING WEISS WHAT DID I DO TO YOU @god

I didn’t want Walt Weiss.