Me, at 18: “I’m an athlete. Nothing can defeat me.” Me, at 48 (panting): “Why is this sleeping bag so damn hard to get back in its pouch?!”

I’ve never felt older in my life than just now trying to explain to my teenager how pagers worked in the 90s.

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A&M and Auburn ending was WILD!!!

I’m no conspiracy theorist, but it feels like networks dub in the shoe squeaks for college basketball games.

Imagine losing the division on a missed FG. Lose the division like a real team by losing to the Jets.

Give Todd Monken a bag to come be OC in Atlanta

Do Rich McKay next!

Rich McKay when?

DON’T STOP NOW, UNCLE ARTHUR. SEND RICH MCKAY’S ASS OUT OF TOWN TOO!

BLANK ACTUALLY DID IT!!!! 😱

If reports are true that Blank is hiring Matt Ryan as GM and keeping Morris as HC...that fixes nothing. Get rid of McKay, Fontenot, and Morris. Flush them all. If Ryan fires Morris, that's a start but still not enough.

It’s really my own fault for falling for the same trick every year that the Falcons have improved from the previous shitty season.

I’ve resigned myself to deal with Raheem Morris remaining in the employment of the Atlanta Falcons for yet another season.

Watching Panthers & Bucs fans be subjected to the Falcons emotional roller coaster is quite fun.

Can't believe the Panther's fate now rests in the hands of the Atlanta Falcons..........

The NFC South is such a doo-doo division

Helluva ending for the Dawgs!

Can the Falcons go ahead and get that Ole Miss kicker?

Fernando Mendoza: Certified Weirdo

If you told me this morning that Texas Tech & Alabama would combine for 3 points, I would’ve called you a damn fool.

Ironic that the 1st bye team to not be rusty is from the rust belt

I didn’t realize the bye for CFP teams meant goodbye.

So far, it seems like a bad idea to play well enough to get a bye in the CFP.

Retractable roof discourse has made it to The Sky ❤️

The Capital One Defense Bowl

Saban at Bama: Me: “There isn’t a man on earth I hate more.” Saban since retiring: Me: “I’d take a bullet for Nick Saban.”

I’d be livid if I finally got to see a Rose Bowl game in person and it’s an absolute deluge.

What it sounds like in my neighborhood right now

Arthur Blank, don’t you dare even think about keeping Raheem Morris’s ass after this season

This post at the Old Place by @thefalcoholic.bsky.social will forever be relevant.

The day the Falcons turn a 2nd half 3 TD lead into a blowout instead of a nailbiter will be one of the happiest days of my life

lol

The Atlanta Falcons when it doesn't matter

Silly Rams forgot that the Falcons do their best work when there are absolutely no expectations and the season is already lost

Falcons in a random game vs Falcons in prime time

Christmas being in the 70°s after 19° a week & a half ago is dumb.

I hope the Playoff Committee feels like a bunch of dumbasses for wasting everyone’s time with JMU & Tulane

I’ve never been more disappointed with a Falcons win.

The Baseball Hall of Fame is irrelevant until Dale Murphy is inducted.

This guy is an absolute idiot

I’m sorry for what I said when I was mad.

Me after changing the oil in my car

Me: •staring at my wife• My wife:

FINAL: No. 3 Georgia beats No. 9 Alabama 28-7. The Georgia defense mostly shut Alabama down. Georgia's offense struggled, but the Bulldogs cashed in after a blocked punt, an INT, and a turnover on downs. Georgia wins the SEC once again Instant takeaways:

GO DAWGS!!!

If Alabama gets in after this, I just want the CFP to say it's a TV show