How it started. How it’s going.

Thanks to the Braves for making me walk around my house 35 times a day saying, “Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee.”

I hate how much I love those Reds uniforms

Another member of Braves Twitter getting locked up. The reason 😭🤮

All those dogs in loanDepot Park and the Braves dropped the biggest turd of the night.

Paul Byrd Presents: The return of the King

A very underwhelming ending to the PGA Championship. The first & second rounds were diabolical and had everyone’s interest and they ruined it all on Saturday with cupcake pin placements.

Braves raised my blood pressure just to do that

. @kenjennings.bsky.social: “This team is the best in MLB.” Me: Who are

B R A V E S

A one-legged man running in a ditch full of molasses is faster than Matt Olson.

😁😁😁😁 #Braves

Atlanta represent 🍑 Your @Braves are the first team to 30 wins in 2026!

I would like to formally apologize to Walt Weiss for the things I said when he was named manager.

30 dubs Go Braves

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

Pour one out for ol Ted Turner & TBS 🫡

2026 Hawks 🤝🏿 2019 Braves Completely no-showing an elimination playoff game at home

The front office needs to reimburse every Hawks fan that paid to see this game.

The story of walk-on RB Cash Jones will continue in the state of Georgia. Jones has reportedly agreed to a UDFA deal with the Atlanta Falcons

I entered a new level of adulthood today when I spontaneously uttered the words: “The damn deer ate our hydrangeas last night.” I’ll be over here looking at assisted living facilities if you need me.

Having brothers in the Falcons defensive secondary is pretty cool.

Is Integrity a Space capsule that floats, or is Integrity a boat that can go to Space?

The Artemis II rescue boats will arrive in 3-5 business days

Not sure if ESPN has the field mics cranked up, but I’ve heard more external loud noises today than I ever have at Augusta National during a Masters round.

If you’re of a certain age, then I’m sure this view of the Artemis II launch riddled you with anxiety for a few moments.

Victory baby!!! Shutout Kings are back 6-0 against KC 3 blasts Defense sparkling 💎 #braves

Matt Rolson

💣💣💣💣 #BravesCountry

“Hey, Jeff, why has your interest in baseball wained so much?” I’m glad you asked. Being forced to pay a subscription to watch the Braves play in the same damn county you live in is absolutely asinine. No one wants you to not watch their product more than baseball.

Rick Jackson sure is a shitbag

Man, fuck Luke Kornet

About to do a little light tax evasion in some offshore banking, can I chill over at one of your houses @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social

Braves fans if they don’t give the team money to watch games on tv

My teenager has discovered the Singles Soundtrack. He’s was blown away that I know every word to every song on that album. There are brief moments where you still appear cool to your kids, and I’ll embrace it every chance I get.

This Georgia basketball team is becoming increasingly harder to watch.

When the green turtle shell hits its target

Drake Maye-be Not. Sorry, @rozinreallife.bsky.social

Good thing for Seattle the Patriots have never had a successful 4th Q comeback in a Super Bowl.

This is turning out to just be a Bowl

Me, at 18: “I’m an athlete. Nothing can defeat me.” Me, at 48 (panting): “Why is this sleeping bag so damn hard to get back in its pouch?!”

I’ve never felt older in my life than just now trying to explain to my teenager how pagers worked in the 90s.

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Brooks Koepka will forfeit a LOT of money to rejoin PGA Tour. Here's the estimate: Brooks Koepka is returning to the PGA Tour. But he will also face some of the "largest financial repercussions" in sports history. The post Brooks Koepka will forfeit a LOT of money to rejoin… #BrooksKoepka #PGATour

A&M and Auburn ending was WILD!!!

I’m no conspiracy theorist, but it feels like networks dub in the shoe squeaks for college basketball games.

Imagine losing the division on a missed FG. Lose the division like a real team by losing to the Jets.

Give Todd Monken a bag to come be OC in Atlanta