college football is more fun when it's not happening to you

The preseason No. 1 and No. 2 teams both have two losses by Oct. 4 and have a steep path to making the College Football Playoff.

Vandy would have been off knocking that football down instead of picking it off

So is Cincy going to call for Kirk Cousins now?

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

Darren Waller's first touchdown scored since October 22nd, 2023. Really cool moment and a heckuva catch.

Derrick Henry nearly put himself on IR trying to slam his helmet on the bench

Sign my petition to boot the Falcons out the NFL Kenny

Getting shut out by the Panthers is just indescribably bad

Genuinely the worst I’ve seen the Falcons look in some time. They couldn’t even field a kickoff today. Not a single player came ready to play a football game.

Someone please tell this kid to stop throwing off his back foot. He’s getting nothing on these throws

My Patriots fan husband just came downstairs to let me know he and his Giants fan buddy are currently discussing how glad they are to not be Falcons fans. A PATRIOTS FAN AND A GIANTS FAN SMH

Michael Penix this week

How do you blow out the Vikings and then do this

Falcons are such a hot mess I instinctively tried to buy it a drink.

YOUNGHOE KOO SENDS HIS REGRETS

Falcons stall out before making it to the red zone, and then Parker Romo missed a 49 yard field goal try Not an auspicious start

I guess Clemson wasn’t that good after all

The Dolphins will not see the light of Allah until they give the dolphin his helmet back

Finally got around to deactivating my twitter profile, end of an era

*Falcons slide into the chat* Can I interest you in a Kirk Cousins?

brother i watched 28-3 you dont have to explain this to me

I am watching the Atlanta Falcons win a game with defense and grind-it-out football, this shit has not happened since I was in HS

I was a baby the last time the Falcons did this (guessing but still accurate)

So do they just lose their minds when they get in the red zone

Why go away from the run when you still had timeouts

What are they doing on that 2nd and 3rd down

Used to be four sacks in half a season

Wait how can they call holding when the guy was offsides they should have blown it dead

HOLD ONTO THE FUCKING BALL

Settling for field goals have never hurt the Falcons before

I'm holding my tongue for now, but if you fuckers in the media don't stop trying to eulogize Charlie Kirk like he was Ted Kennedy or Bob Dole I am going to tell everybody what I think about that hate filled son of a........like I said I am currently holding my tongue, for now.

So thanks to Aaron Rodgers for proving today, finally, that jets can’t melt steel beams

Gotta let Koo go, it is time to move on

I h8 football

PENIX PUMPERS RISE UP

What the hell happened? I was away from the internet for like 35 minutes and I have to decipher “Dak tuah”?

lol go dawgs

What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season

Slo-mo spit replay ejection the NFL is BACK

Jalen Carter spittin'

50 bucks for a plain blue hat with a logo patch for ants Fanatics sucks

Gentlemen we have created Alabama Prime

Love that a baseball field that is now underwater is sponsored by buildsubmarines dot com

It was good for the 15 minutes we lasted

TRUMP 2020: "I will Release the Epstein Files!" 2021: "I will Release the Epstein Files!" 2022: "I will Release the Epstein Files!" 2023: "I will Release the Epstein Files!" 2024: "I will Release the Epstein Files!" Today: "The Epstein Files are a hoax!"

Braves being +8 in run differential but 8 games under .500 is absolutely sick