That Dustin kid is about to tag with Randy Orton next.

I'm betting a baseball team, but I have been wrong before.

MT Morrissey is actually the name of a band. Saw them when I was 17 when they opened for Ben Folds Five.

Fuck. I was hoping to get my daughters more survival skills before the Hunger Games began.

No votes for Cole Hamels or Bobby Abreu? Must have not given him enough access.

Saw that JMU offered "Champ" Monds, a quarterback out of Vero Beach. Monds is a reach for JMU as he has a ton of P4 offers. Anyway...I had to laugh when I saw that his actual name is Wonderful Monds IV. He's the son of the former Braves minor leaguer, Wonderful Terrific Monds III.

Time to trade Ozzie!

maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history

Former Braves Great Takes His Talents to the Land of the Rising Sun.

Saw this screenshot...I doubt it, but if true, watching Mets fans lose it would have almost been worth it.

Average RC+ since start of 2023 Acuna - 158 Profar - 114 Olson - 139 Riley - 118 Baldwin - 125 (1 yr) Yastrzemski - 107 Albies - 103 Harris II - 98 Kim - 103 Dubon - 88 Murphy - 106

Did we ever decide who this dipshit was?

Continuing... SP: Sale, Strider, Schwellenbach, Waldrep (probably), OPEN RP: Iggy, Suarez, Lee, Bummer, Dodd (probably), OPEN, OPEN, OPEN Figure out a role for Holmes and Lopez and that takes up two spots. Jimenez is a complete wild card. Harris could push Dodd. Another SP & RP would be nice, tho.

C: Baldwin, Murphy (eventually) IF: Olson, Albies, Kim, Riley, Dubón OF: Profar, Harris II, Acuńa, Yastrzemski, White Really just needs a right-handed bench guy with some pop.

Can't hate a one-year contract. I'm not crazy about Kim, but it's a good fit.

Oops.

This weekend, man.

Brandon Aubrey is a football God.

Good Fortune was very good.

The Hall of Fame is very silly right now, but there's something extra-silly about Omar Vizquel having more support than Jimmy Rollins. The best argument for Vizquel is that he's basically Rabbit Maranville...with bonus domestic violence and sexual harassment of an autistic boy.

I was at least 42% sure Gorzelanny pitched a summer with the Braves at some point.

$40 million for Jorge Polanco seems excessive, but whatever.

Huh. I now root for the Cardinals to beat the Cubs. Or the anti-Chip Caray.

Finally getting close to finishing The Americans. Been close to finishing it a couple of times.

The only way to stop Wayne Fucking Knight.

Marmont got zero rings

Is 16 penalties in a game bad?

The CEO added,

The Braves were super clingy and it worked.

I think Dunnah wants the huge Bryce Elder extension announced already.

I'm not a miracle worker!

I like to think that I lit a fire under Alex's ass. And for that, you're welcome.

vs. RHP Profar, DH Acuña, RF Olson, 1B Riley, 3B Baldwin, C Albies, 2B Yaz, LF Dubon, SS Harris II, CF vs. LHP Profar, LF Acuña, RF Olson, 1B Riley, 3B Baldwin, DH Albies, 2B Murph, C Dubon, SS Harris II, CF *more thoughts in thread

That damn stove is warmish now!

Wonder if Bob Chesney is kicking himself watching the Michigan job come open and how badly they need someone of integrity right now.

Sherrone Moore is three years away from finding Jesus again as the head coach of the Liberty Flames. Provided he's not in jail.

So, the Braves traded Cole Phillips to the Mariners in the Kelenic trade and he was selected in the Rule 5's minor league portion. Since he was drafted in 2022, he's thrown as many professional innings as I have.

Archer Brookman is the name of a lawman in a western.

Going from 6 to 9 in draft positioning isn't nice at all.

Like...I get it...you got to fill the Gwinnett roster and add potential depth there... But...it'd be nice to be a little active in improving the major league roster.

If I'm ever elected, I'm swearing in on a copy of "2018 Atlanta Baseball Preview: Presented by Walk Off Walk and Outfield Fly Rule" Still available on Amazon for your late Christmas needs.

I'm 97.7% confident it's one of those teams.

Hey, Kevin Nash is there.

P4: "G5 teams would have NO chance against P4 in the playoffs." G5: "Then play us during the regular season." P4: "No - because there IS a chance you could beat us, and that would hurt our playoff chances."

2019 seems like it was two decades ago.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Jeff Kent, huh? The Hall of Fame is so stupid.

I'm a Braves fan who is okay with Dale Murphy not being in the Hall.

This is James Madison's biggest win since the 1812 presidential election...and they're just shitting on him. This is so gross