Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

Habemus victoriam!

They're either losing out or winning the super bowl

The Pope, did you watch your Villanova Wildcats upset undefeated Lehigh on the road just now? Are you also into how well the Big 12 thing is going for Notre Dame

My favorite part was when he rhymed Curaçao with Morocco

Wayne Gretzky is butchering names even worse than could be imagined.

Philly Group Stage Games: Brazil/Haiti or Scotland/Morocco Germany/Curacao or Ivory Coast/Ecuador Ecuador/Germany or Curacao/Ivory Coast France/Playoff or Norway/Senegal Panama/England or Croatia/Ghana

@jtannenwald.bsky.social was that you woo-ing for Philadelphia?

I have tickets for one of these two matches, and holy shit they could not be more different lol

Philly World Cup groups: C (1 match) Brazil v ? or Scotland Morocco E (2 match) Germany v ?/Ivory v Ecuador and Ecuador v Germany/Ivory v ? I (1 match) France v ? or Uzbekistan v Senegal L (1 match) Panama v England or Croatia v ?

Those balls are actually the size of softball, Shaq just has huge hands

BBC recap fella losing his mind here

50% CHANCE I SEE DIE MANNSCHAFT IN PHILLY

Lmao brady picked his ex-wife

LOLLLLL THE TIMING OF THIS

Is Shaq just included as part of Kevin Hart's rider?

what it feels like watching the draw

The worst celebrity interaction I've ever had was with Carli Lloyd. Seeing her on stage makes me so mad lol

ANYONE WHO DIDNT TURN THIS SHIT OFF AFTER THE KISSED TRUMPS ASS IS A SICKO. YOU DONT NEED TO EXPLAIN THE RULES. WE HAVE THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE BOOKMARKED ALREADY

GET THESE CHILDREN OF MY SCREEN AND GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN GROUPS

Tiny cars and futball. Trump is becoming a European

This whole thing should have been all Salma Hayek

Who's agent works hard? Kevin Hart's of Matthew McConaughey's?

I'm so SO sorry to do this but it's stuck in my head and this is the only way to get it out. Please know I hate myself for doing this more than you ever could hate me for it: COVFIFA

lmao the celebrity who I had the worst interaction with is now on my TV. lol

I have many Penn State friends, and I wish them happiness, but I also know that it would be *HILAAAAAAAAARIOUS* if this one also somehow fell through.

Since they're asking all the guests: My first world cup memory is the '99 Women's final. My first men's world cup memory is the '06 Italy game where McBride got bloodied by Daniele De Rossi

The President of the United States is treated like a giant toddler by the entirety of the planet but 35% of our voting population tolerates it because they can no longer be fired for using the r-slur.

lmao the Mexico PM did not want to get close to Trump

Trump is gonna start a rigged draw conspiracy theory, and actually I'm here for it I think

HOLY SHIT CANADA MADE THE WORLD CUP

Why does he say Pele so weird?

I'm sorry, I just can't take any selection show serious without Charles Barkley on the call

He's talking about ticket sales because the peace stuff is made up, and he has nothing to talk about related to that.

There's at least 3-4 headlines a month that make me so sad I can't hear his take on

i know it has been made fun of constantly (and, please, keep doing so) ... but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump

Bless y'all who have to watch or cover this in person. Seems like an awful time. Y'all wake me after all the groups are decided.

First time in my life I find myself on Team War.

Trick Question, it's his Draft Kings ads

Over/Under 5.5 World Cup participant countries Trump insults here

What Kevin Hart movie do you think is Infantino's favorite?

BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake? TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

In a PPR league you should get points if your player draws a DPI penalty.

Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder. There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it. It was cold-blooded murder.

NFL hates scorigamis confirmed

I'm so confused....