i'm seeing a lot of sober writing from professional analysts suggesting the 2025 mets were a flawed team that overperformed preseason expectations. i urge mets fans to reject this. you ARE cursed by god. things will NEVER get better. the walls are closing in, you can't breathe, its getting so cold-

Adam Sandler's co-star from Happy Gilmore 2? Huh

With Cincinnati's draw, the Union are now 1 win + Miami dropped points away from clinching the Supporters Shield

as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

Union - control their own destiny for Supporters Shield Eagles - 4-0 Phillies - 2 seed Sixers - owner in the Epstein report What a weekend to be a Philly sports fan!

Lmao that was one of the most awkward punter safeties I've ever seen

Phillies have lifted Trea Turner after five innings. He's won the National League batting title with a .304 batting average. He is the first Phillie to do it since Richie Ashburn in 1958.

Baker just Bakered so hard

Why does Lane Johnson look like he's in labor?

Word is the Packers are trying to ban the Eagles from not running the Tush Push this off-season

The way to beat Vita Vea on the tush push is simply by not running it.

Lmao Kai's kids joined the traveling SoB in the rain at end of last night's win. This rocks. #DOOP

Supporter's Shield scenario update after Vancouver's draw and San Diego's loss

It’s so funny that Penn State exists. “What if a bronze medal was a university”

Who is the dude that keeps trying to beat up Dan Lanning? Legit thought a brawl was about to break out at the final whistle

I was led to believe that Penn State couldn’t lose when they were all wearing the same color shirt

VILLANOVA NOW HAS A 40 POINT TRANSATIVE LOSS TO OREGON

QUACK QUACK

Are you legally allowed to play college football without blasting 'Joker and the Thief' at some point?

Oh man, if they call targeting here there's going to be a riot in that stadium

JOSEF MARTINEZ!!!!! #DOOP

LETS FUCKING GO DUCKS

QUACK QUACK

Hearing John Fanta doing football coverage is so weird

Each of the other 4 Supporters Shield contenders have another match before the Union play NYCFC. Hoping for some dropped points!

lmao get fucked penn state

All the Supporters Shield Scenarios in 1 place #DOOP

Union clinch a top 3 seed in the Eastern Conference with this result

LMAO

Think it's safe to update my supporters shield clinching graphics at halftime?

Have to remind y'all GOAL DIFFERENTIAL IS NOT THE FIRST TIEBREAKER IN MLS. but, let's put up a touchdown again #DOOP

Oh so we're doing the DCU touchdown game thing

HE SCORED IT OFF HIS FACE

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT #DOOP

A man here is passing around Italian beefs to people protesting Border Patrol.

Let's make this a no doubter. Get the offense clicking for the final push #DOOP

"It's an all white night at Penn State!" yeah, I've met enough Penn State alumni, you don't need explain it to me.

DCU-Union results in the Audi Field era PHI 3-2 DCU DCU 0-2 PHI DCU 2-1 PHI (USOC) DCU 1-5 PHI PHI 3-1 DCU PHI 4-1 DCU DCU 2-2 PHI DCU 0-1 PHI PHI 2-1 DCU DCU 3-1 PHI PHI 7-0 DCU DCU 0-6 PHI PHI 0-0 DCU DCU 1-3 PHI DCU 2-2 PHI PHI 4-0 DCU PHI 3-0 DCU DCU 3 wins, 16 GF PHI 12 wins, 52 GF 3 draws

Fantastic box out by Nate there #DOOP

Union control their own destiny again. #DOOP

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

Biggest college football game in Pennsylvania today

Paul George said this season “can’t get no worse than last year” at Sixers media day today and then seven minutes later news broke that the team owner’s name was in the Epstein Files.

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Daryl Morey says he's crunching the spreadsheets with Copilot but the LLM keeps spitting back at him "Josh Harris went to Pedophile Island"

Josh Harris? The Maryland investor?

it’s kinda weird the Sixers media day is just proceeding as if news that the team owner had a scheduled “breakfast party” with Jeff Epstein didn’t break halfway through it.