Oh this is good.

The problem with this GWI<->ATL shuttle is that I can't keep making Alfred Molina & Benny Mardones/Mederos jokes, because a) they're very niche and b) no one cares.

Saw "Devil Wears Prada 2" ... I've never experienced a movie that gets everything both exactly right and completely wrong at the same time. It was ... bizarre.

I love when Sale gets mad and just throws gas.

My god the absolute incessant, infantile, obnoxious 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 from these multi-million-dollar coaches and administrators who put absolutely nothing on the line and just live to complain ... these people are among the most insufferable in modern society, and that's saying a lot.

One of them games.

"Online rancor."

There's an "old people have dinner at 430" joke in here but I'm in back to back meetings and can't make it ...

YES YES YES the AJC actually published a rebuttal that addresses my complaints with the initial op-ed and shows what the vision of the Beltline - and Atlanta - should be, something that works for a city, where people live, work, and play, vs just a destination.

All of this 👑

I truly wish unsubscribing from emails actually, you know, unsubscribed me from emails.

Watching Mary Poppins Returns. The smile/smirk Emily Blunt gives when she sits on the bath and says “off we go!” … goosebumps. Still.

Matt Olson’s home runs are so majestic

Not sure how I missed this was a Jony Ive design ... no wonder it's excrutiatingly boring.

Thank you @threetwoeephus.bsky.social for your spot-on critique of those stupid Google AI campaigns during baseball games! It’s infuriating they call things “insights” when it’s really just a cherry-picked data point from a completely hidden source!

Braves?

*whispers* combined no-hitters don’t count

Theres’s a moment towards the end of KT Tunstall’s 2006 song “Suddenly I See” where she sings “whoa-o-oh yeah” and I’ve always heard that in my head in a Rob Zombie voice.

Braves?

Once upon a time in College Park Where they live life fast and they eat dinner at 430 and go to bed at 7

(Ozzie and Matty O have been almost as bad at the plate as Riley for a few weeks now and I’m a little worried)

I don’t want an AI summary of a text message, I want my Walking workout to auto-pause when I stop for my dog to poop.

That was the single funniest, most worthless ABS challenge I have ever seen. Pouring down rain, grounds crew ready to tarp, batter challenges, clearly a strike, Nats down to one challenge for the rest of the game.

Yankees, Marlins*, Cardinals** *something weird happens every time we play the stupid fish **two of the most ignominious playoff defeats in recent memory

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Best booth in the business, bar none.

That’s just Oz the mentalist’s PIN number scam.

My biggest beef with the Atlanta is that everything has to be privately funded. There should be a centralized l agency making sure these solutions are available to everyone, not just the gentrifying folks on the beltline. There are solutions other than “have private enterprise buy electric cars”

Bringing Publix subs into Truist is awesome but nothing beats walking into Wrigley with a sack full of Italian Beef sandwiches and fully-loaded Chicago dogs. 🎁🔗

Baseball in Miami is disgraceful.

I spent too much time on this.

Braves.

Big Dom Smith baby.

I get it’s the Marlins and there’s not much to talk about once you overdo the “man this stadium is empty” takes, but the “what pitch do you think he’ll throw next” is kind of lazy.

“Quit throwing junk?” “No. Quit throwing, Junk!”

Riley heard me 🙌🏼

I hate these fish

Some call them garage sale treasures, others call them

We’re so back

Austin😩Riley😡please🥺start😖hitting🤬

Do all the Marlins pitchers have the same scraggly, stringy, patchy facial hair?

On the one hand, far be it from me to judge how people want to be entertained. On the other hand, my patience for scam and con artists has worn out. Drag ‘em, Pablo.

The only good thing about this is I get to make more really obscure Victor Mederos / Benny Mardones jokes

This is me right now.

Odd pivot for Yasiel, especially given the jail time he’s facing, but go off king.

Barnes & Noble’s turnaround has been a massive success story over the last few years, so f’ing it all up was clearly the correct next move.

Strained forearm

Ok the White Sox have my attention