For men who have never experienced this, this is the self-proclaimed "nice guy" who put in the nice tokens and the sex didn't fall out, so now you're a fucking bitch and his ensuing rape spree is all your fault. Norway friendzoned him so now he's fuckzoning the entire world.

Just saying, Caleb never beat the Utes

HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

WHO HAS A GREAT DEFENSE?

POP

Oh the niners are dead

Rooting for the Dodgers is like rooting for ICE at this point

That bars rotation

Oh no, both of djt's Harbaugh buddies are out how tragedies

We got to see zero Utah bars on tv after Ana fell. They cut away right there and not a single routine after.

AVERY

When IT happens

YOU HAVE TO THROW THE FLAG THERE

Marshawn trying to censor himself is everything

Impeach, convict, remove.

Pedophile Donald Trump kidnapped the president of Venezuela

That judge can fight me

ZOE

GYMNASTICS IS BACK #RedRocks #GoUtes

HAPPY 805PM LET'S DO FIREWORKS i hate my neighbors

He was still in bounds

OH MY GOODNESS JJ

The setup

The #1 movie on your birthday the year you turned 26 will be your 2026 vibe So my vibe is apparently "mostly dead" But hey, I love this song

Ran into Mike Tyson at the Forum Shops at Caesars in Vegas in 2001, and my BF and I talked to him for a minute (BF was playing baseball for College of Southern Nevada, before Bryce Harper's time). MT might only be 5'10" in dating app standards.

Just coloring my feelings today

Cujo got a carrot

So freaking proud of her

He's so weird #cujo

She's so pretty #coloringbook

I need an apocalypse movie where all the survivors are just peri/menopausal women because it's impossible for them to lose enough weight to starve to death because their cortisol is through the roof from stress and their hormones just hold onto everything.

Very much enjoy hearing MVP chants for Drake in Baltimore

HALLELUJAH HOLY SHIT WHERE'S THE TYLENOL

HOLY SHIT HOW IS THAT NOT PI

Missionaries ignoring the "No Religion" sign below my doorbell on this, the evening of our lord Patriots-actually-on-Sunday-Night-Football

He Butkered it

Saturday morning

First he goes to byu, then he's stealing cars. It's a slippery slope.

Seems like that speech could have been an email

Someone tell Costanza that the Airing of Grievances isn't until next week

Thinking about my favorite Venezuelan today

So he's saying maga responded violently to being disagreed with?

Just gonna watch Stand By Me and cry (I usually do anyway, but even more than usual)

Gonna miss this man so much. #GoUtes

I was super psyched to hear that, while my 17yo avoided it, my 15yo has to fit in a half year of the American Propaganda course during HS 🤦‍♀️ #yayUtah

Oh good, case of measles at the daycare at my kid's high school. You absolute dumbshits.

The way I snort laughed

lolcougs

Kicker, you had one job (Thx)