OMG PATS I LOVE YOU

Since the govt shutdown, I've gotten 2+ robo calls every day about loans. I didn't put the 2 together until I went to re-up my donotcall registry, thinking it had expired or something. Guess what's not functional:

No, YOU already put up a Christmas tree

Stupid Dodgers

Why is someone named will smith still haunting me

HIT THE WEIGHT ROOM CLEMENT

He's not a huge fan of clothes, even his Utes jersey

Pat: "why do they hate USC so much here?" Alex: "Do you LIKE USC?"

Shut up Des

Kirk is out there just free-balling it, isn't he

Carlisle needs our help!

CCS in Ogden says they need help, so let’s help. Here’s the article from KSL as of this evening. I’m going to post links to their list of needs as well as to my Venmo. If you want to send money to me, I will happily go shopping this week for items on their list and conduct a drop-off.

"I'm at the Utah game right now"

Utah is playing chess and Colorado is biting each piece to check if it's made out of chocolate

Drone shows are better than fireworks, fight me

BENEEEEEE

Move, bitch

TAAAOOOOOO

Atta baby Dillon

LFG BYRDEEEEE

The world lost its shit over Dan Quayle and potato, but this guy thinks asylum seekers are coming from mental institutions and that the country Colombia and the college Columbia are the same thing. Wait till he finds out what the C in DC stands for.

Kind of hilarious that men are getting a taste of what women have dealt with... always. "It's just a joke" when something reprehensible isn't laughed about. "I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF PERFECTION" when bare minimum basic human decency is expected. Welcome aboard!

Tricking the violent right into not murdering me by pretending to be one of them I guess

Well then, Go Canada

Really glad my kids are fluent in Mandarin

IT'S A MIRACLE WE'VE GOT A PI CALL

There is one (1) BYU fan I like and if you are reading this it’s not you. In fact fuck you.

HOW IS THAT CLEAN

Oh good lord

No PI there huh

Love the hesitation to hit the qb because he's their special boy

Defense has gotta dig deep and find it even though they're gassed

Do it for Barton, guys. This is bullshit.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

LET'S GO BRAAAAAAYYYYYY

Sincerely, STFU, Kalani. You don't know if that was PI or whatever, huh.

OMG WE GOT ONE

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PENALTY THERE

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN RGIII? "Call it the same both ways?" How many penalties have been called on byu?

Are you fucking kidding me they're gonna find a way to bail them out

HOLY SHIT IS THAT LEGAL TO CALL A PENALTY ON BYU?

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OH MY GOODNESS

TELL HIM, KYLE

Kalani's head is shaped like an acorn

DAVIS DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE

LANDER'S A BADASS

TAKE THE GD POINTS

Bray is such a pleasant surprise