Yeah, this is definitely a clean the house and stop looking at the internet kind of day

This is not what I expected but I assume actor is because we watched all the Final Destinations

Getting off Twitter, a platform which gleefully allows users to post revenge porn and child pornography with no oversight or regulation, also includes "just popping over there to grab screenshots to post on BlueSky" by the way.

As per usual, fuck people who shoot off fireworks for holidays

Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness

happy new year to all my extremely online friends

I just keep yelling “I’m out of words” today because I can’t finish sentences so my NYE day’s going great

I just think she’s neat is all

Got home from Phoenix last night and she lives here now!

Do I start playing Marvel Rivals just to try to get Lady Loki or nah?

Oh, a cute pencil box from when I was a kid….. oh never mind (the 90s were wild)

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

🎶 THAT’S A BIG BABY 🎶 (The only Cameo I have or ever will buy and it was WAY worth it)

"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man

Merry Christmas, everyone! If you're reading this, he did it again. That crazy bastard did it again.

Christmas Eve and my parents are talking back at Bob’s Burgers 😍😍

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.

Using AI for “you’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf…” memes is the ultimate combining of two of the most insufferable social media trends.

Not @cegoodman2.bsky.social and I having a 20 minute heated discussion about the MCU and time travel and how I am already pre-annoyed with Doomsday and managing to finish right before our neighbor came over to drop an xmas card. Very glad she didn’t show like 5 minutes earlier

god, what a monumental waste of everyone's fucking time and effort How many of my friends' careers did I see get pointlessly tanked from this shit, still yet to recover?? As if "one" wouldn't have already been too high an answer

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

| Villain | To all my fellow people pleasers out there... 😌 #originalart

Trying to get people to go back to Twitter is so fucking funny

Someone stops me at Disneyland because they like my Tron jacket. They proceed to tell me they are a fan and then show me their… cybertruck…..

Chuck got me the stupidest shirt as an early xmas present and I love it. The back has all the ingredients on it in a huge annoying font. Now to just get her back on the menu again

This is why Black voters don't take you people seriously. Because when we told you that not voting and talking your bullshit "lesser evil" narrative would make things worse you didn't believe us. Now that things are worse you sound like the ignorant assholes we all knew yall to be.

The only Sora that Disney should be investing in

I think I say this every year but I am always confused why the Muppets are even at the Game Awards. Like Bunsen and Beaker was a cute bit cause tech. But it’s not like it’s a DPEP thing or they’re shilling for Disney. I thought it was just a thing for Gee-off and then he said the name wrong so idk

Geoff Keele kept calling “Rawlf” Ralph the Dog and now I’m gonna refer to him as “Gee Off” from now on

I may not generally care for Disney influencer content, but I do appreciate that The Dapper Danielle has been calling out Disney on AI slop for over a year including this year’s entry where they took a gorgeous holiday card design that THEY OWN, ran it through some AI filter and put it up at Studios

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Tron cat hiding under Tron jacket feat. Sam Flynn’s angry butt

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Who has two left feet and missed a step on the stairs at work, hit the ground real hard and is now icing their whole left side? This fool 🙃

Mayhem has been on repeat non-stop so not surprising. Kesha swept in last minute with the Animal/Cannibal 15th anniversary release which got me through the insanity of the last two weeks. Mostly shocked Demon Hunters isn’t higher but I think the artist got spread thin between people. Solid overall

Honestly, not ENOUGH bathroom, imho

Lol at laying in the couch for a sec and then waking up from a 90 minute crash out nap because for the first time in nearly two weeks you don’t have anything to do or anyone to take care of

I really need 2025 to just hurry up and end so I can restart and hit the ground running in 2026

I may have cried

I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

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Love an article about people trusting AI too much that starts with an AI summary 🤦‍♀️

You know the stress is bad when you get back into bed and the munchkin curls up next to you and won’t let you get up 😿

I really need a day where absolutely nothing happens

This is petty as shit and I love it