"Behave"? I beg your fucking pardon? Rubio nearly swallowed his own tongue trying to tell us it was NOT a strike. Now Mr. I Needed Three Cognitive Exams is threatening to attack a whole country a second time? Where TF is Congress???

#SelfcareSunday The new year should be about new beginnings. I know that's not easy with <<gestures at everything>> going on. Self-care involves setting boundaries. If there are people shattering your peace, it's not selfish to block them out. Sometimes a new beginning is about letting go. 💗

I love Blue's Clues. I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't THAT. 🤣🤣🤣 Just... wait for it.

I'm torn between a replicator and a holodeck from Star Trek. I'd like to escape reality and roleplay in a storybook of my own design, but I'd also like to instantly create whatever food and drink I want without money or effort on a whim.

Timeline cleanse

When I block you on here and you message me from a second account flailing at me for blocking you, all you do is prove that blocking you was justified. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

Too early for this much bullshit.

Going into 2026 like

Truth. 🖤

Colombia confirms that US President Donald Trump is a child rapist.

Why TF did the 🍊💩 bring Maduro HERE? He's making my city a target. I have shit to do this week. He needs to leave.

Late-night #Caturday post. When you gotta be under the covers but need to stick your foot out. 🤣

Fox News is featuring spontaneous protests that broke out in New York City as if they were a bad thing. New Yorkers aren't kidding around. We did the same thing before the Iraq War.

FFS stop telling us that we're defending Maduro. 🤦🏽‍♀️ We're not on his side. We're against what the 🍊💩 did because it's illegal, he's doing it for the oil, and not to mention it's insane. Only MAGA deals in absolutes.

I've actually had this happen because our one teacher was such garbage at his job. 🤣😩

If ever there were a year that this was more accurate...

Isn't he at Mar-a-Lago right now? Are the black curtains supposed to secure the room? They're seriously tweeting shit from a pool room while they play war.

I really tried to manifest that this year would be better. We didn't even last three fucking days. 😩

Um... HELLO???? Rules for thee but not for me, huh?

How guilty of pedophilia must one be to start a war with a whole country and bomb their capital and kidnap their leader just to get people to stop asking about the pedophilia? 🤔

It's dangerous to go alone. Take baby goatie Geppetto in his jammies with you. 💗🐐 🎥 Robards’ Little Farm

Bunnana 😁

So... we're just allowing the POTUS to kidnap other countries' leaders and their families now? This is shit that happens in movies. How is this reality?

Just an FYI, y'all can say that bombing innocent people is bad without prefacing that you don't like their leader. Innocent people shouldn't be bombed. Period. What the 🍊💩 is doing is inhumane, immoral, and illegal.

Not even three days into the new year... I will never forgive a single MFer who voted for the psycho in office right now. Never.

So shines a good deed in a weary world. 💗

Drop something SAD 😢 🖤 😭

#FlashbackFriday if you've never been to the Hoop-Dee-Doo Revue, you haven't lived. Words cannot express how much I love that place.

Just saw a video of how this woman prepares dinner for her puppy - she's over here broiling steak and gravy and veggies and grains and a whole 3-course meal with a glass of doggie wine. I had a fucking stale hotpocket and tap water for dinner. 😒

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Just a quick reminder that Jack Smith had 86 witnesses lined up ready to convict Donald Trump, and every one of them were Republicans

Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive" (in other countries it's also titled "Braindead"). That shit was WAY too messed up for a ten-year-old.

Share a great male villain! You can agree with me that Hans Gruber was a great villain, or you can be wrong.

This ain't right. 🤣🤣

I literally had someone who didn't even follow me reprimand me in my DMs for saying "baby goatie" instead of baby goat. 💗🐐 I replied with, "You seem mad. What's got your goatie?" and they immediately added me to a blocklist called, "Rude Motherf*ckers". 🤣🤣🤣

#ThursdayThoughts having an anxiety disorder is like hearing never-ending boss battle music and never having the boss show up while leaning your chair back permanently in that about-to-tip-over-backwards position.

But I don't want to wait ten days to watch the new season of The Night Manager. 😭 I want to watch it nooooooow.

Bwahhahahaha perfect. 💗🐐

AOC: Zohran Mamdani will be the first Muslim mayor of our great city. He will be our first immigrant mayor in over a century. He will be the youngest mayor of New York City in generations. Most importantly, Zohran will be a mayor for all of us .

The Mayor is here at hand.

Happy new year to all the artists who haven't had time, energy, passion, or any other needed resource to draw enough personal stuff to join end-of-the-year memes in 2025. May we find more of all of the above in 2026, as well as compassion for ourselves if we don't!

Kicking the new year off with a baby goatie frolicking in the snow, because why not? 💗🐐 🎥 Anton Yehorov

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?