Story of my LIFE when it comes to math. I was always reprimanded for not showing my work, but I never understood it because I literally had no work to show.

🍊💩: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in my presidency? Aide: Now! You're looking at *now*, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now...

You do not need to react, or even form an opinion, on every event around you. A true warrior knows that often it is better to simply observe and learn, to alleviate one's ignorance, rather than putting it on full display.

I hope the army base near me is done with the daily morning canon fire to welcome in ships under the bridge now. I want to be able to sleep in a few hours. Yesterday the canon was so loud it scared the crap out of a squirrel. *the squirrel was not harmed, but probably needs a change of shorts

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

Just when I thought I couldn't possibly love this dude more... 🥰

When I went out today, I was wearing this shirt. A dude in a MAGA hat was like, "Aw come on, Team Iron Man all the way!" I looked at him, I looked at his hat, and I said, "Voting against *America*? Oh, that tracks. Happy 4th!" and I kept walking. I understand literally no one who was on Tony's side.

#Caturday post. You get two since I was locked out of my account last week. I don't have an AC in my room, so if Crockett's in here, he gets the fan I have. Shandi lives to solar charge, no matter the temperature.

Share an 80’s movie you will always love. Just one? There are so many. 😩 The whole Back to the Future series will forever be absolute perfection to me.

The ability to recognize the suffering of others and offer assistance is not only honorable, but it will serve you well in many situations, some unexpected. Compassion is a transferable skill.

I don't really watch this film much anymore, but I always think about Pullman's speech. It still gives me chills to this day. "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive." I still believe in those words. I have to...

Time for my annual tradition.

Y'all... I went outside for the first time in a week. For the third time in my life, I was hit by a dead bird. It croaked in flight. 😩 The heat doesn't bother me, but it's literally taking lives out here. I need y'all to keep cool and stay hydrated please. 🙏🏼

#FlashbackFriday post before I go back to sleep for the fifth time today. 😩 I just want to be able to function. Anyway... many eons ago when I, @benaequee.bsky.social and a friend of ours got to be featured in our cosplays for Marvel.com.

The image isn't "graphic", but I labeled it so to hide it in case bites or allergic reactions bother y'all. Something bit the shit out of me while I slept and my arm blew up and I couldn't move it, so I've been doped up on meds for a few days and offline on top of being locked out of my acct. 1/2

Bonus #ThursdayThoughts since I was locked out of my account last week. Idiocracy was a satirical film about how bad we thought things could get. The fact that reality has actually surpassed that idea on every level in less than 20 years' time makes me sick.

#ThursdayThoughts I live in a country where someone can get ten years in prison for touching water but can run the government if they touch children. I honestly don't know if we can bounce back from this.

Still not feeling well. Still can't use my arm. I've spent most of today asleep just trying to stay KO'd through the pain of these fkn bites til I can move my arm. Maybe I'll get to my DMs and replies tomorrow. 😭 Sorry y'all. 🙏🏼

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood." - Marie Curie #WednesdayWisdom

#TuesdayTunes before I go back to sleep for the 95th time. Song is appropriate for my mood. I've spent all week sleeping loaded on Benadryl and my arm is still throbbing and useless. I'll try to get to messages and comments tomorrow. I just can't focus right now. I do not have the spoons.

🎶Just another #MandoMonday🎶

Who's got two thumbs and has been locked out of her account for nearly a week? Your girl right here. 🤬 Long story. Finally back on here now. Just wanted to let y'all know I'm alive and I'm going back to bed because I'm still sick.

Sorry I'm quiet, y'all. I react badly to bug bites and something bit me the other day. I've just been trying to sleep through it because... you know, yay American healthcare system. It's been wake up, spew, cry, go back to bed. Gonna be a few more days of that. 🤕

"The road to success is always under construction." – Lily Tomlin #WednesdayWisdom

Woke up in time to squeeze in a late-night #TuesdayTunes and go back to bed. 🤕 This song is a MOOD.

When jobs that you interviewed for send a rejection letter, I wish they would at least explain why you weren't picked. How are you supposed to improve if you don't know what you did wrong? 😩

Elon Musk is a trillionaire, but some of y'all choose to be angry that someone used their SNAP to buy a bottle of diet coke instead and think THEY are committing the fraud. HELLO???

🎶Just another #MandoMonday🎶

This was my favorite club! If you never had the chance to go to Pleasure Island, boooooy did you miss out on a lot of fun stuff.

As always, it's an easily provable lie and Congress does absolutely NOTHING about it. If Biden had lied about the flavor of ice cream used in his milkshake, Congress would have tried to throw him out. Why is this man allowed to lie on a minutely basis and nothing gets done?????

Yesterday it was 250. This morning he said it was 300. Now it's 350. No one saw anybody do this. There's no evidence of it existing. What the actual fuck is he talking about and why are people letting him keep saying it? There's literally nothing there.

Please ask him to name these eight wars and to point to the countries involved on a map. Spoiler alert - he can't do either of those things.

**stares** Listen, this man has always had ridiculous hair, but I don't even know where to look anymore. Between the roadkill floof mullet on his head and the flabby labia under his chin, I just... what the whole fuck, man?

Pride Month isn’t just a celebration, it’s a reminder of the fight, the progress and the work still to be done. From Stonewall to today, the LGBTQ+ community continues to stand strong in the face of challenges. Pride honours the past whilst moving toward a more inclusive future.

ughhh i have body image issues and am shy but video messages seem to help sooo 🙈🙈🙈😭 okay im a real person im a real girl Im a journalist im trans and need help okay gonna hide for a minute again venmo.com/u/junostump Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail

Norway fans used their “Viking row” to invade Times Square as they overtook New York City on the eve of their side’s Group I match against Senegal. They also took their viral row to the waterways of New York City in support of their national team.

Man, I miss her.

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

Hunchback turns THIRTY today! Good time for me to do a rewatch. This film doesn't get the praise it deserves on so many levels. The music, the animation... 10/10.

I adore this man and we must protect him at all costs. 🙏🏼

Awwww baby kitty snuggles! 💗🦝

Have y'all been watching The Vampire Lestat? Because hooooooooo boy howdy...

#SelfcareSunday this baby goatie would like to remind you that healthy snacking is self-care. 💗🐐 Grab yourself some fruits or veggies. Also, taking a minute or two to watch a baby goatie munching on some cucumber is definitely self-care. 🎥 มะเดี่ยว วัดดง

I am out of ibuprofen, and I am not going to panic about it.

1999 was an amazing summer song-wise. It's always the first song I think of when the season hits. I mean who else can rhyme hornets with sonnets? R.I.P. Rich and Devin. 🙏🏼💗

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Y'all, PLEASE stop sharing photos and videos of dead baby ducks in the Reflecting Pool without labeling them so people can CHOOSE to uncover and look at the images or not. Some of us don't want to see dead babies throughout our entire newsfeed FFS.

LMAO please... she would have to PROVE they vandalized something. The only one here who vandalized anything is the dipshit who redid the pool.