SCREAMING

Time to slip out of my daytime anxiety, and into my evening depression.

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

When I got up today and put on my Back to the Future Part III shirt, I didn't realize I'd actually be visiting the filming location of the Eastwood Ravine train tracks for the first time! (Thank you @scjacka.bsky.social for tolerating my 'tism.)

My face hasn't gone totally smooth yet, and I can't find my flesh colored robe, but I think I'm a proud founder!

This actually would piss me off enough to consider not watching any more Star Wars. Absolutely no Star Wars fan is clambering for more Cara fucking Dune. The ONLY (and I mean ONLY) reason to do this is to signal to culture war chuds that they won.

I'll never willingly listen to what that evil asshole says about what happened tonight, but I'm imagining it's something like, "and this is why we need a ballroom"

I'm so glad someone died 10 feet from me a minute ago. Now I can calmly finish my dinner being screamed at by the demented pedophile king.

Look for the helpers

Watching my team get trounced in game 1: 😩 Having to deal with chatgpt commercials while it happens: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

I don't care if the Suns get swept in the 1st round and lose each game by double digits: NOBODY outside of Phoenix thought this would be a playoff team. This group is ahead of schedule, this season has been a blast, and fans should enjoy this moment

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

If the new Supergirl doesn't have a Popeye's tie-in, then what's any of this been about?

When another girl has chicken

Happier than ever to not be spending my money at Starbucks.

Currently happening at Coachella:

Emo about space travel.

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

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Eternally relevant

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

So in 2024 Kamala Harris didn’t speak out against genocide? Fair enough. And the solution was to cast a third-party vote which would only enable the election of a documented sociopath who anyone with any common sense could easily imagine waging an active policy of genocide? Good thinking, dumbasses.

It is insane what we all did to each other and the world because a black man was president.

I don't think Kamala Harris would've threatened to commit genocide in Iran on a random Tuesday morning a month after starting an unwinnable war with them for no reason

Happy First Contact Day 🖖

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

I've been in New Orleans for a day, I have walked the length of the French Quarter several times, and I have yet to see any off-center architecture.

20 episodes into #StarTrek, the Klingons don't exist yet. 20 episodes into TNG, Tasha's alive. 20 episodes into DS9, the Dominion has never been mentioned. 20 episodes into VOY, there's FIFTY episodes to go before Seven of Nine arrives. We'll never know what we're missing with #StarfleetAcademy.

I'm as happy about Wonder Man being renewed as I am upset about Starfleet Academy being cancelled.

Absolutely ridiculous.

Get in, loser. We’re recreating the ion storm event from the Star Trek original series 1967 episode “Mirror, Mirror,” so we can find out which one of the two timelines we’re in.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Playing people off is (and always has been) the worst possible look. Tonight feels like the worst I can remember.

Hi @mousterpiece.bsky.social

The score to Independence Day is top tier

We were so close to “Academy Award winner Tig Notaro”.

Should this ceremony really be allowed to give an award out for sound?

I could really use more Matt Berry saying "Burger King" in my life

They used the back of Ten Forward for the Oscars stage!

That Sinners performance makes me want to turn this off and watch the movie again. Miles Caton is so unreal.

GET IT, WILL ARNETT