Thank you @standupamerica.bsky.social for making it as easy as humanly possible to tell your senators to vote NO on the SAVE Act: act.standupamerica.com/letters/no-o...

Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵: -The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc

I've never hated ai more than I do today.

The marketing person that recommended cloaking it under the mission of finding lost dogs should either get a million dollars or be buried head down in a pit.

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Damn. This gave me chills.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Imagine how much work it is to be such a white nationalist. The mental gymnastics to convince yourself that the No. 1 streamed artist in the world actually sucks, to overlook that he’s a US citizen, and to pretend that Kid Rock is good?? Being that ignorant sounds exhausting

Imagine watching a drunken kid rock instead of *THAT*

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

so theres a pretty general consensus that parks overall have been diminishing in quality/guest experience for quite some time (Lightning Lane, entertainment cuts, value, show quality, hotels, etc) & now we’re being told D’Amaro CEO is good news? DID YOU FORGET HE HAS BEEN OVERSEEING PARKS & RESORTS?

In response to the regime’s political violence, over 100,000 people have signed up for tonight’s mass call on exercising our constitutional right to document and record ICE and other federal agents. We hope you can join us: www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

So when Frakes sat down in a nontraditional way on Star Trek TNG due to back problems it was badass. But when Holly Hunter sits in an unorthodox way on Starfleet Academy, it's unbecoming of a Starfleet officer? Got it.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Seller of diarrhea fountain says relentless negativity around fountains that spew watery feces is doing a lot of damage to purveyors of diarrhea fountains, and this is everyone else's fault.

Hot take: Fuck this lady. So sorry your homophobia didn't pan out!

We wanted health care and we were given concentration camps

Every time

Really shocked by how much I enjoyed Starfleet Academy. Robert Picardo is as wonderful as ever. Tig Notaro rules. "The Burn" is so dumb but I'm okay what this show is doing w/ the aftermath. That said, a Betazoid only being able to communicate via *American* Sign Language is inexcusably dumb!

Haha his itty bitty middle finger

Desperate to make a world good enough that politics stops being everyone’s personality

NEW: Woman shot dead by ICE agent in Minneapolis identified as Renee Good, 37. According to her mom, Renee had 3 children and was not part of any ICE protest groups

One of these films is copaganda with poorly-crafted metaphors and one of the worst songs I've ever heard, and the other is freaking SALUDOS AMIGOS.

Day 76 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Literally begging for this to happen

I don’t know why anyone would admit to using AI. It’s like trying to pass off a microwave pizza as the real deal, only you’re bragging about how good you put the numbers into the microwave panel like that’s some sort of skill. It’s embarrassing. You should be embarrassed.

And everyone who voted for this.

Andor 2x09 ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

I'm going up, up, up!

Four minutes to go, and then...

We're going to rid the city of psychomagnotheric slime infesting these tunnels.

Do you swear to yell “cowabunga” when you and the other ninja turtles leap into battle? I do.

Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness

This is the worst version of "Imagine" since Gal Gadot

Haha, what a fucking loser.

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights

Donna Reed can get it.

Asking Santa to kill me this year

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it