I'm going up, up, up!

Four minutes to go, and then...

We're going to rid the city of psychomagnotheric slime infesting these tunnels.

Do you swear to yell “cowabunga” when you and the other ninja turtles leap into battle? I do.

Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness

This is the worst version of "Imagine" since Gal Gadot

Haha, what a fucking loser.

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights

Donna Reed can get it.

Asking Santa to kill me this year

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

RIP @knottsberryfarm.bsky.social app, you just barely became usable

Thanks for the sweet future meme @ronniewhomp.bsky.social

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

What a great company to partner with Disney! Finally, Elsa and Spider-Man can teach you how to unalive yourself and your loved ones!

Disney just took a $1 billion bribe to feed your favorite characters into the OpenAI woodchipper https://kotaku.com/disney-open-ai-sora-deal-star-wars-frozen-2000652583

One reason Disney is OK with allowing OpenAI to torpedo their brands after decades of cracking down on childrens hospitals for painting comforting characters on the walls or a dad who wanted his son's favorite character Spider-Man etched onto his grave is that grieving families don't have $1 billion

Reading this was my 13th reason.

Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too

Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others

maybe i am going insane

The Broken Spell Lounge at the Disneyland Hotel is a fascinating case of Disney Parks dysfunction. The Official Disneyland App™ says it closes at midnight, but because "it's slow" aka only 10 tables and the full bar are occupied, theyve decided to close early and last call is now suddenly 10:30 pm

The best he could come up with was "Marjorie Taylor Brown"??? Dude is so pressed that he's lost his touch at the only thing he was kinda good at.

I want off of this planet.

Bob Iger is a plague.

Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:

Me after the trailer:

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

Absolutely mind-blowing that establishment Dems keep finding new ways to disappoint us. I didn't think it could be done!!!

Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Day 5 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC. This food bank supports CM’s,hospitality workers & community . With layoffs ,hours reduced, inflation, & external factors. Need is high & imminent. Please share & or donate! together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...

It feels so good to believe in people again. Holy shit was tonight a shot in the arm. I hope every spineless CEO and sitting official takes sees what’s coming and makes changes now. We have a long way to go, but imagine how great this will feel when we keep showing up. Voting matters. Congrats all.

extremely niche meme I made for fellow fans of both Florence + the Machine and @cbbworld.bsky.social's illustrious cowboy poet, Dalton Wilcox. there must be at least 4 of us

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

I can’t believe the detestable worm Cuomo lost. He had so many endorsements from racists, billionaires, pedophiles, and racist billionaire pedophiles.

And @schumer.senate.gov still won't endorse him!

We live in the most evil country in the world.

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Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh

This sucks. Everything sucks now.

Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/

THE BLEAKNESS