It irks me that he's younger than I am, vastly richer than I will ever be, and yet a complete and total moron.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.

MAGA is not popular and their hold on power is crumbling under the focus and strength of mutual aid and common decency. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

Baaaaaaseeeeebaalllllllllll!

Is this the first time a convicted rapist appeared in a government sponsored PSA during the Super Bowl?

All these ads where they’re like “help AI replace you at your own job!” Pretty stupid stuff!

Three abusers teamed up to make a weird, fatphobic ad! Nice job, America. No notes.

I've never hated ai more than I do today.

a commercial promoting ai.com and ai.com/elon and it immediately crashing is a pretty good way to describe Elon's entire existence. 10/10 ad

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Uh oh. Something stupid this way comes....

Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Great politics should look like a party you want to join

The marketing person that recommended cloaking it under the mission of finding lost dogs should either get a million dollars or be buried head down in a pit.

Yes, and I’m sure they’ll just use it to look for dogs

"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man

Who can forget that Super Bowl half-time show when Madonna just recited quarterly stock market gains.

!!!!

Just day no to the Ring surveillance AI

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

I think perhaps maybe the Patriots can use the sugar cane field to slow down the Seahawk's pass rush.

Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!

Bad Bunny just gave Fox News three weeks of content.

Hey, that Mike Tyson "real food" ad was super fatphobic.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Yup

Maples: The Leaves of Fate

I cannot say this enough: there is NO middle ground when it comes to writing and AI. Anyone who uses AI to write and admits it should be loudly shamed, hideously embarrassed, paraded through the streets of shun until they flee writing forever

Some context from that Lays ad. People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes. That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.

Then again, a few years ago everything was crypto, so I guess All Things Must Pass so there's still hope

Everything is AI now. We're doomed.

umm

I'm going to prioritize building my magic gumdrop castle in the clouds

13yo: Are they doing a sad version of the national anthem because they are sad about the state of the country? Me: No. But we can choose to remember it that way.

Between AI and gambling, these Super Bowl commercials are going to push me over the edge.

Haha yep same

One can only hope.

If you thought Vance got a cold reception at the Olympics, wait until they introduce Kristi Noem at the Puppy Bowl.

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities: Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

and who are you rooting for? "while i've eaten a seahawk or two in my time, nothing can replace delicious and nutritious human meat. Patriots."

Not. Cool.

Solid counterprogramming

I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?