Had a couple drinks and an edible and was in the EXACT right place to watch Bill Pullman’s speech in Independence Day.

hell yeah brother

I have turned on Independence Day

At least it’s still tied

Getting real Aaron Bummer vibes here. The master of giving up runs without a ball actually being hit hard

Well this is the most frustrating shit ever

We remember

Time to crack open a nice cold adult beverage after that game

Andrés Cantor: “Stand up, ladies and gentlemen, and applaud them both, victors and vanquished…”

“They’ve won all of our hearts and lost nothing” You’re damn right Rebecca Lowe

that guy? Travis Kelce

Vozinha dines in Valhalla tonight

One of the best games of anything I’ve ever watched.

Cabo Verde you are absolute heroes. That was amazing

I’ve watched like the last 10 minutes or so of this leaning forward with both hands over my mouth

That was a god damn lightning strike of a goal sheesh

WORLD'S #1 ARCHIPELAGO NOW AND FOREVER

CABO VERDE DIDNT HEAR NO BELL

Well that was quick lmao

CABO VERDEEEEEEEE

Show me a cool physical game

MESSSIIIIIII

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

I was Australia, I simply wouldn’t have picked temu Lamelo Ball to take the decisive penalty

in tears at the guy throwing down the kangaroo after that PK

Lebron, come to the Bulls. You can’t wear 23, but if you ask Christiano Felicio really nicely he might let you have 6

Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text

That spray they use really is magical. It must cure cancer with how quickly these guys get up after they use it.

Good for the guy who chose to play for Australia over Italy. This way he actually gets to play in a World Cup

most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes

Of course he went to see Ronaldo

Welp.

Seranthony Dominguez has possessed the body of Grant Taylor

Fuck you, and I’ll see you at 10!

uuuuggggghhhhhhhhh

Great shot of that Croatian woman yelling “FUCK YOU” 😂

Still a good day for wolves to attack Cristiano Ronaldo

I’m gonna need VAR to take a long walk off a short pier

6 times

UGH

I swear to god if this goal is disallowed….

CROATIAAAAAA! AT THE DEATH!

If only Croatia hadn’t been offside like 5 times…

Luka Modric deserves better than Ronaldo does

Gross

Petey Pablo wept