Re-watched Project Hail Mary. Teared up 5 times. Great movie.

the fuck it will

Also the next somebody says reparations for black people is a ridiculous idea, remind them that we have a reparations program for trying to overthrow the government

has this made it to the Sports App, Bluesky, yet? I’ve been laughing for hours.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

this is a masterpiece

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Bring him home!

I burst out laughing when Wemby hit that. Jesus Christ that shouldn’t be allowed 😂

Wemby is ridiculous man

I was getting the feeling after Buffalo was just getting chance after chance at the end of the 3rd and OT and not cashing in that it would end exactly like that. hockey is dumb like that.

well fuck

Time for game seven overtime hockey

Alex Tuch it’s time to forget the rest of the series and be a fuckin hero

I did NOT want OT.

Having a psychotic break go Sabres

Current mood

[ahem] Cheat Holmgren

What just happened?!?

I need Alex Tuch to do absolutely anything

The Sabres

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

Who could have seen a JB Bickerstaff coached team coming up small in a big game coming?? Well…probably the Cavs…

I don’t think Jim Harden can ruin this one

Never accuse me of not committing to a bit

The 2026 Chicago White Sox are 24-22. The 2025 White Sox started off 23-52. The 2024 White Sox started off 21-61.

acab includes this fuckin snitch

You guys remember earlier when Edgar Quero hit a walk off homer in extras to beat the Cubs?

Quero needed that one.

The vibes on the south side are *immaculate*

Gotta love the two least powerful dudes on the team blasting the two biggest homers of the series 😂

Come on Miguel. Pick yourself up

WHAT A SPOT FOR YOUR FIRST HOMER TRISTAN PETERS!

Yellowcard and NFG at the Salt Shed was pretty awesome last night

Seth Rogen calls out people who post AI slop: “Every time I see a video that's like ‘Hollywood is cooked!’ What follows is like the most stupid dogshit I’ve ever seen in my life.” (Source: BrutMedia)

"you're being intolerant to creatives using new tools to make their work" yeah man im intolerant as hell. i hate you and your work

leaving after clogging the toilet

If Jordan Hicks knew where the ball was going when it left his hand he might be decent

My dream is a bullpen free of Jordans

VARGAS INTO THE BULLPEN BAR

HELL YEAH, MINA! This makes me so happy. I hope that jeopardy trophy is prominently displayed in the background until the end of time.

Imagine not being a PCA hater. Most expensive 8 hitter in the league.

Drew Romo

Maybe the greatest commercial ever

Crosstown Colson!