I'm going to say something I don't even think is controversial here: This is the best possible outcome to this story, bc ain't no way in hell that man should have charge of a dog

This man pretended like he had a dog and was the biggest fuckhead in his hot yoga class. Maybe Florida dodged a bullet Gainesville yoga studios definitely did

Giants should put Jameis in just to make this shit watchable

HEAD COACH PETE GOLDING

Of course I wanted UF to do the big splashy thing and hire Lane, but Sumrall would have been my first choice of the other coaches mentioned. Of course I don’t know shit. I think it’s a good hire, but I also thought Napier was a good hire 🤷🏻‍♂️

Who could’ve ever seen that literally outsourcing your brain could have negative effects.

Maybe after throwing 28 TDs without a pick, Matt Stafford is just trying to throw 28 INTs without a TD to balance things out

LSU fans finally got to enjoy not having the most hated coach in all of college football. For like 35 days

When Lane calls me for a 9 am Sunday meeting

You too can sink an absolutely doomed submersible

Lane Kiffin is reportedly holding a meeting on Sunday morning BUT NO ONE SPECIFIED WHICH SUNDAY MORNING SEE YOU ON MAY 30TH 2027

The funniest result is now anywhere besides LSU

Congrats to Northwestern for finally fulfilling their dream of turning the ball over in that drive. Only took 3 tries.

Free Marty Smith

Where the fuck is Lane Kiffin?

4-win Florida keeping FSU out of a Bowl Game

These MFers about to teach Ebenezer Scrooge a lesson

Jadan Baugh is a fucking stud. I hope like hell he’s still playing in Gainesville next year

The ref in the Florida-FSU game sounds like Thomas Lennon

Teams the 2025 Florida Gators scored at least 30 points against: - Long Island University - Florida State

🫡 Hooty fuckin’ Hoo

The best part of the season for the Florida Gators continues to be the fact that Florida St. is ass.

It’s been so funny watching ESPN try to figure out how to promote WWE. They need to hire some wrestling fans or something because it feels like they still have no idea what to do with it

doin' hoe stuff

Marty Smith, live at Ole Miss

These refs are cowards. That should have been a touchback

When you’re having the best time

@profanity.accountant fuck me up

DKR looks like a real fun place to be right now

Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social

Raise hell, praise Dale, eat pie.

Joseph Ossai trying to talk with his mouth full is amazing TV right now

This is the best post game interview ever

The Ravens lost because they wore ugly clothes

This is simply too many fumbles

Jason Garrett and his turkey leg

It’s nice having Joe Burrow back on my tv

Hamnet is when the Night Ham becomes self-aware

Pat Mahomes is a horror movie villain, man You think he’s dead and then all of the sudden he’s gonna stab you right in the heart

Cowboys trying their hardest to do dumb Cowboy shit

George Pickens you absolute mad lad

Kicking a fg to go up 6 on 4th and 3

Holy fuck Jake Ferguson!

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

How I’m gonna be treating the TL in a few hours after a few drinks