……WHAT

espn decided this was an urgent matter they should push to the Home Screen of your phone asap instead of the inane ramblings of an elderly fascist with soggy cardboard for brains

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

This is the biggest story in sports right now. The F1 team that is basically a make-work so a billionaire can let his son play make-believe under the Aston Martin banner has built a new car that is poised to permanently destroy its drivers' nerves if driven too long defector.com/aston-martin...

Hey is anybody else wracked with despair and up for some hero shit (canine edition) 👀 Because I’d like to see if we can try and get three (3) ABTCR hounds into new homes this weekend 🧵 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

folks we're turning back the galleons, the corregidores, the very bad gobernadorcillos, oh they're bad, the worst many say, may are saying it, down there they say MUY MALO, it's true

A concrete demonstration that this is about disenfranchising trans people-- their right to free movement and their right to vote-- not about gender at all.

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

I am not okay, a story in four parts.

The World Baseball Classic Bracket Challenge is live! A lot of people worked really hard on this, and I am so proud of how it came out. Enter and get even MORE excited for the tournament to start (and win prizes!) www.mlb.com/moments/expe...

the Ellisons acquiring control of a huge portion of American media is a disaster and so many talented people are going to lose jobs and opportunities they are also self-evidently far worse than the Murdochs at propaganda

Anyone over 30 watching this week’s episode of The Pitt

aaaand scene nypost.com/2026/02/26/u...

For those just learning about the Tkachuk family, a fun throwback from the NYT! They’ve always been this way dot com www.nytimes.com/2006/02/18/s...

For real tho, I wrote earlier today about how the hockey dudes are too dumb to see that, in a page straight out of the authoritarian playbook, Trump is using them as political pawns to stoke nationalist furor. The AI propaganda featuring Tkachuk being sent from the WH account is another example.

you say “zoning laws aren’t important” and I say “I don’t think Cryptkeeper should be allowed to operate a petting zoo”

First PWHL game post Olympics and I’m hearing there are over 10K people watching on YouTube so far, and the mods had to enable slow mode because there are so many excited people posting. Also, the fans seem to be rooting for all the girls and the gays:

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

If these guys had even the tiniest shred of capability for self-reflection they’d realize they were used as props by people who are literally putting words in their mouths but alas

Hoylman-Sigal has updated his post to clarify that while DHS agents clearly deceived people to gain entrance to Columbia University housing to kidnap a student it's not established yet they specifically impersonated NYPD x.com/bradhoylman/...

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

I need a cigarette. Dan Hurley just murdered Rick Pitino on live television

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

If they don’t do a George-Clooney-ER-return style thing for Eric in the final episode I will be upset.

It seems like a lot of people still don't know that he admitted to his lawyer that he committed sexual assault. We know this because his lawyer was hacked, so it wouldn't be admissible as evidence in court, but we still do know that he told his lawyer he did it.

okay what the fuck was the BBC doing with that broadcast? because at this point it could be mistaken for intentional… variety.com/2026/film/aw...

John Davidson thought his tics would not be audible during the BAFTA/BBC broadcast and says in this interview that there was a mic placed in front of him: variety.com/2026/film/aw...

Incredible stuff happening on Housing Bluesky.

The tone of contempt here, in a news update, is disgraceful. "How dare Mamdani and his team...uh...wear those clothes and use social media to try to prevent bad things from happening when...um...bad things could still happen in a situation like this!" GTFO.

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

Massive, massive upgrade to their coverage. A great move regardless of whose airtime he’s replacing (although I think we’re all hoping he’s replacing one specific analyst eventually)

I pulled up to hell just to show this video on my phone to J. Edgar Hoover, he’s thrashing his horrible little body against the bars of his tiny cage and making spluttering noises, it’s actually kind of awesome

A guy tried to walk into the president's house with a gun today

In this 2024 interview, Jack Hughes, who just scored the game-winning goal for the US Olympic hockey team, explains why it was important for him to embrace Pride Night when many other NHL players refused to do so.

Jack Hughes: “I looked on the ice and saw my teeth”

Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing

Aw man c’mon 😭

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat

Every Canadian player looks like they’d rather request political asylum in Italy than fly back home today

The real winners today are all of us who kept “Hellebuyck” ready to copy and paste at a moment’s notice

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

Indiana football national championship, US men’s hockey gold medal - things that never happen are happening more and more out there. What else that’s never happened could happen today?

dawg🥹

Jake Oettinger:

CONNOR HELLEBUYCK WE'RE MAKING STATUES OF YOU BRO

Lol at Team USA winning on a run of play that started with one of the useless guys they brought just to win faceoffs LOSING A FACEOFF

JACK HUGHES FOR AMERICA (still mad about this roster)

Philosophically, yes, but win or lose I just want this over with. Could you imagine watching Hellebuyk make another 45 shoestring saves as we play cagey 5-on-5 until 2:30 in the afternoon? I'd rather die.