You know how there are more Republicans in California than any other state? There are more Patriots fans in the City That Never Sleeps than in any other city. It's just math. NYC: Home of da Pats!

wore my throwback satin Patriots bomber to work today and some guy rolled down his truck window on 51st to yell “Let’s fuckin’ go Pats!” and that’s truly what living in New York is all about

Look at this absolute queen

METS: Here's a ton of money for three years BLUE JAYS: Here's a lot of money for seven years DODGERS: KYLE TUCKER: This is so hard DODGERS: KYLE TUCKER: But I'm gonna have to go with the Dodgers

i don't even know why i'm raising this here because i know i'm going to get a hundred replies of "Trump has god powers that will let him do whatever he wants and thus we have no choice but to bend to his will," but for those of you capable of complex thought, these are questions to ask yourself.

This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."

i think this gets at something important which is that normal people are rightly pissed off that they’re having normal time stolen from them by this ravaging horde of jumped up mall cops. everybody has to work in the morning! why is it THEIR job to hold their community together in such a basic way!

We needed this let’s goooooooo

this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"

It’s disgusting that Tony Kushner had to stand up to a man who was saying Renee Good got what was coming to her. But without that happening we might never have known that he needlepoints pillows with scenes from The Shining

Free idea for @katherinemiller.bsky.social, NYT Opinion, or whatever: Do one of these panels, but with a guest expert on the topics these people are discussing. See how they react to learning that they have no idea what they're talking about. Could be great content!

it's hard to find levity in all of this but the image of someone trying to hold their phone up to a fucking QR code on an ICE agent's vest really gets me. who is the tech-brained moron who thought this up

just a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this

This is pretty obvious context that other news agencies need to be crystal clear on: this isn't a hunt for legitimately classified (whether rightly or wrongly) documents, it's a witchhunt to find names of anyone in the fed govt who has been talking to journalists about anything

every generation does it differently but what worries me is that we can’t pinpoint the next sauerbrunn, sam mewis or christen press, but we do know of several korbins

NEW: Five trans youth athletes speak out about what school sports means to them + the toll of exclusion. "Sports is my escape" -Lina, 14-yr-old tennis + track athlete. "We’re just kids. We’re just trying to have fun…We’re not trying to be monsters. We’re just trying to find connection + community."

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

“I like the bone temple” yeah buddy, we all like the bone temple, you don’t have to tell everybody about it

Democrat weaves current state sponsored murder spree into economic messaging, party members are speechless

I just want to point how THIS is the way you tie economics to the ICE bullshit. Not the way Schumer and Klobuchar and all those other fucking idiots do it with "Trump should be focused on lowering prices" bullshit at the end of statements.

I’m flying international in April, which is perfect timing for that awful looking 90 minutes to carry me through the second half of a redeye

I have been on the Byrne-Cannavale reptile beat since October, thank you very much.

ted sarandos during every speech about protecting movie theaters as a sacred experience

what's going on at the reptile convention can we cut to bobby cannavale at the reptile convention

If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years

Jean Smart opting for some platitudes about “doing the right thing, and we all know what that is” was not the right way to do that

Not the worst part about it but the sound mix is also atrocious so you can’t even understand the bad banter!

Tom Brady rolls his eyes at those late hit penalties? thats not really how i remember it but ok

This is the uncomplicated point of a very didactic movie!

There’s a lot of focus on the fact that the Red Sox alienated Rafael Devers with the Alex Bregman signing only to then not re-sign Alex Bregman after one year. But let’s not forget that they also traded the only real prospect they got in the Devers trade for five starts of Dustin May.

the red sox told me they kept trading third basemen so i asked how many third basemen they have and they said they just go to the free agent market and get a new third baseman afterwards so i said it sounds like they’re just feeding third basemen to other teams and then wally started crying.

If we get Olympic Torgashev because Max didn’t skate that clean I swear to god

(2019) THE OLYMPICS: OK Italy, we're giving you 2026, can you pull it off? ITALY: Yes, we just have to build one arena, very easy, the easiest of any Olympics (2026) THE OLYMPICS: OK we're here! how is that one arena looking? ITALY: (sitting at a cafe, reading a newspaper) mi scusi????

curt cignetti after kicking the shit out of oregon

Checking in on the Washington Post editorial board’s take on the new RFK-approved food pyramid, and I really cannot believe how lazy these people are www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Not The Onion

three glasses of wine in turning on the final group of skaters for the national championship

the T-Rex is canonical

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”

i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane

whoever wins the cfp must then defeat the optional superboss

This is what it's all about folks

To the "Erm actually 🤓" folks, no, I did not think she typed this herself, but it's rare and refreshing to see a Dem hire somebody who knows how to use social media, AND it's really nice to have one (1) amusing moment in the midst of the accelerating violent fascist wave.

An entire day to fix this and the mix is still at “middle school ice skating rehearsal commentated by your little brother and filmed on a Nokia”

Amy Klobuchar - a "Senate Democrat" - who is thinking for running for Minnesota's governor (and maybe fancies herself as a Presidential nominee someday) votes for a Trump judicial nominee a day after Trump's ICE murders a woman in her home state.

Hey, CBP isn't allowed to do any of the stuff it's doing in Minneapolis even within the confines of its extremely ridiculous "100 miles from any border" jurisdiction. It's 300 miles from Canada and 160 miles to Lake Superior. They're breaking the law standing around, let alone beating up protesters.

this is where all the words Walz & Frey brought yesterday need to meet actual action, because people have pretty much hit the breaking point of leaders thinking saying mean things to the bad guy is sufficient

OK here is another important part of the process – if you live in a state represented by any of these dummies, call them TODAY and tell them you appreciate them doing the right thing. Be nice. For a minute.

Because the content warning the NYT had on the thumbnail has been removed in this post, a heads up that there is a graphic shot of her body in the car near the end. It’s good so many people are reposting this reporting, but that may not be something you want to be surprised by if you watch.