If they talk about Stanford conceding late goals one more time…

Perplexed (and maybe concerned) that Stanford hasn’t managed to finish multiple dangerous opportunities in the 2nd half

Once again, offsides killing the vibes

JASMINE AIKEY MY GOAT

Idk what Jasmine Aikey just did to that ball but I know it defied physics

I keep getting thrown off that the NCAA clock runs down from 45 instead of up

Well… we can’t exclude women from the televised Fascist Racist Corrupt Villain Convention!

Was just reminded that we’ve officially entered Patti LaBelle “where my singers” season, so I’ll be watching that instead of the World Cup draw.

Streets are saying they paid for the trophy using NWSL intra-league transfer funds and that’s why it looks like that

Michele Kang when JB’s reign of terror finally ends:

Hello universe, I’d like to file a complaint: what the fuck is this?

Oh things are already getting interesting…

Meghann Burke said “We ride at dawn” and I am right behind her! A great reminder for how labor unions are critical for advocating for employees’ rights.

My theory is that Berman is betting on Wilson and Swanson staying in the NWSL because they won’t want to be an ocean away from their families. Assuming the new moms will accept smaller contracts, and she can leverage that as an example of the existing structure working. Disgusting behavior.

In the spirit of the league, I guess I gotta get my coin up so I can budget for ESPN+ in 2026, because how else will I be able to watch some of my favorite players.

$165M expansion fees, but it “violates the spirit of the league” to pay the talent what they deserve? I hope that woman never knows peace.

Increasing expansion fees and artificially holding down player compensation through *scarcity* is not a league, it’s a pyramid scheme.

My Spotify wrapped is basically the same every year, with some slight variation in the positioning of my top artists (Bad Bunny, Ariana Grande, SZA, Beyoncé, + Wildcard Pop Girly)

Coming to terms with the fact that I am not chronically online enough to keep up with all the NWSL off-season signings 😓

Me reacting to this news:

That’s the 2047 WWC Golden Boot Winner she’s holding

I want that Lily goal with the assist from Cat back. In fact, I think in my mind the goal stands and it was 3-0.

Something about Lily Reale’s physicality reminds me of OGs like Klingenberg, Krieger, and O’Hara. Tenacious, ruthless and annoying to forwards, beautiful crosses.

Can’t spell Captain without Cat 🫡

I want another goal. For Hanukkah!

Captain Macario I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT

Jaelin and Croix deserved more minutes this window

It probably won’t be mentioned in the highlights or the short recaps, but I think Weisner has had a great game

I suspect each US head coach has to decide how much they want to fight the fed on roster decisions and I’ll be very curious to see how Emma Hayes handles that fight.

we the people (me) want croix bethune! i desperately need to see her and lily on the pitch at the same time

I wanted to see Wesley and Girma reunite 🌲

I know I said I wasn’t going to say anything bad about her today, but you know how people say they should have a regular person participate in each Olympic sport to show audiences just how fast and strong the athletes are… That’s what it’s giving.

Cat, Alyssa, Lily, Hutton, and Jaedyn out here playing like they’re the Harlem Globetrotters

Jaedyn Shaw

No shade to Heaps (I’ve said enough), but I love seeing Yohannes and Hutton play together and I like them best with a more dynamic and faster 10 (Lavelle? Bethune? Shaw?)

A backheel nutmeg? Lily Yohannes is exactly who she thinks she is

The way Cat looked up, smiled, and then chipped the keeper. Unmatched swag 💯 AND an assist from Lily!

USWNT past, present, and future (Gigi)

Girma-Bugg combo makes me feel emotional af. Hard to imagine that when I started playing soccer, it was hard to find a role model who looked anything like me or represented my experience, and now we have so many young women of color playing every position and representing our country 🥹

The soccer gods must love me because even though I completely forgot about the game tonight, I finished my errands and got home with takeout just in time to turn on the TV for the national anthem

every day we get closer and closer to 10 black girls and rose lavelle becoming a reality

Not me forgetting the game is tonight until I saw the lineup 🤦🏻‍♀️ (thought it was tomorrow)

Has anyone checked on Scheana Shay?!

They tried to talk shit in my boy Archie! Hook ‘em baby!

So… what team is signing Jasmine Aikey this off-season? I’m kind of hoping Louisville? I’d say Seattle needs more goal scoring threats but they haven’t figured out what to do with the forward talent they’ve got. San Diego?

Don’t get mad at me, but if Trin has to leave, I think I’d like to see her at Arsenal building a relationship with Foxy. Might help her back to have less recovery defending to do too. Still praying that isn’t the case, but just a thought…

I don’t think we really learned anything from tonight’s game, except maybe we complete more passes in the midfield when Lindsey doesn’t start (we been knew!). A good opportunity to develop chemistry between key members of the pool. Desperately need this team to figure out how to defend a set piece.

Hutton has been quietly very good today. Please let us never have to suffer through Korbin ever again.

WEEZY DEBUT!