marine johannes is just doing whatever she wants out there

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You guys I’m so Utah Royals pilled right now, they’re so fun

The Marta x Trin collab you didn't know you needed 🤝

Following a weather delay, the match between the Orlando Pride and Washington Spirit will begin at 5:37 PM ET on ION. Warmups will begin now.

United by the game we love 🇺🇸🇨🇦🫶

The Gabby Williams Valkyries jersey is about to go triple platinum in my household 😭

Trinity Rodman just made a core memory ❤️

Can’t wait for the first NWSL game to be played on the moon

No way my first earth meal in a week is in n out when tacos el gordo is right there

Our pookies are home

NOT CARLA 😭😭😭😭 Check on your Valkyries friends yall, they’re devastated right now

Golden 1 Center cheering louder for Dawn Staley than they have for the Sacramento Kings in the past 2 seasons

I’ve been in NWSL mode all weekend, did we all laugh at this already?

Laura Harvey sitting on a cooler... We are SO back.

🩷🖤 x 2

Bag secured 🤝

I’m RSVPd. I’m at the door right when the invite said to be. I brought the BBQ ribs. I’m staying until they kick me out.

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I need this

I have a crazy idea, @thepwhl.com

It’s been a week and I’m still here

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

Alysa Liu, the Bay Area’s beloved daughter

At dinner with half of US Ski and we all hollered at that goal. Everyone watches women’s sports!!!

Denver Summit co-owner right there

MIKAELA SHIFFRIN, HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Alysa Liu is one of the greatest people ever born in the Bay Area EVERRR

ELANA MEYERS-TAYLOR MY GOAT!! WE ARE SO UP!!

Oh 🥺

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I’ve never watched so much snowboard cross

SACRAMENTO'S BELOVED DAUGHTER

Bem-vinda Duda! #BayFC is excited to announce that Duda Pavao will join the club as in-stadium host for home matches during the 2026 season. See you at PayPal Park soon: bit.ly/3MexMTs

Hired an Etsy witch to curse Amber Glenn’s haters, their suffering has already begun

Cartwheeling to the Jaws theme song is crazy work

Whenever they play the Gladiator theme during figure skating

San Jose Sharks rep in the Team USA Welcome Experience, we are SO up 📈

“Peace is what the powerful ask for when they don’t want to be interrupted.”

Idk what sounds less appealing: another Patriots Super Bowl in my lifetime or a Seahawks/Rams Lombardi trophy lift in Levi’s Stadium 🙂‍↔️

Our thoughts are with the people in Minnesota and across the country who are bravely standing up for their neighbors despite violence committed by ICE. If you are looking for a way to support the people of Minnesota, we want to highlight the work being done by the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund.

We're ready for the Tara Rudd x Trinity Rodman era 🤩

A Chelsea defeat at Stamford? Arsenal, I’ve never said a bad thing about you in my life 🙂‍↔️

She’s so funny 😭

Fine, I’ll do another rewatch

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

Just watched a drunk girl drop her slice of mushroom pizza face down onto the subway steps then pick it up and eat it. Y’all New Yorkers are different, I’m so scared.

Close enough, welcome back Heated Rivalry

The unrivaled mop girl saw her life flash before her eyes 😭

Washington Spirit and NWSL star Croix Bethune is here.