sometimes "girl shut up" really is the most appropriate response lol

jaedyn shaw really was the transfer of the season

once again I am cursed with literacy

Yikes:

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

Excited to get my hands on these!

i have never been so thoroughly eviscerated in my life. (and yes i know i got the author lady's name wrong, leave me alone, i was in A State) @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social

Just want to note also how deeply uncritical so many physicians were on Twitter about ‘AI’. I saw a resident happily saying he plans on using ‘AI to read and write journal articles to free up time for him.’ Others saw no privacy issues. Just…a mess.

i have a cold and was super congested pre-dinner and could barely taste anything. so i decided not to eat my freshly cooked bolognese and instead, had some soup my neighbors coincidentally gave me today. im eating a cough drop now and WHY CAN I TASTE IT. where were these tastebuds 30 minutes ago!!

i would love for law roach to style me, just once. how much money do i need to have in order to afford his services, quickly

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

i'm so excited to talk about this with my students

I think I'm gonna put on the new It series followed by an episode of Abbott Elementary. Balance.

lolsob i only got through 3 movies and now that i'm prepared to continue they apparently have been removed from paramount plus with no notice. if they had a clearly stated expiration date i wouldve planned ahead but alas.

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ive come to realize that i really like running errands with other people bc i can just walk around emptyheaded. its like being a passenger princess but on foot

adult sleepovers are texting your best friend from adjacent bedrooms in the middle of the day bc you both need to take a lie down

i'm voting in virginia tomorrow and will be deeply sad if this state does not also provide special halloween stickers

im liking the coop-sears linkup tonight

i also love that this defender keeps trying to go shoulder to shoulder with coop and simply cannot hang lmao

give lily yohannes the keys to the city and a 2 weeks all expense paid vacation for her lawyer and uber driver

oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD (apologies for screenshotting the hellsite, which I no longer use; I saw the link in CNN's Reliable Sources newsletter)

I see in the forecast that it's supposed to rain on both of my teaching days this week and I'm recalling how my mom asked what I wanted for my birthday, I told her shoes I can wear to work in the rain, sent her a link to loafers, and she ordered the suede version instead of the leather or textile 😂

most of the people in these jason movies do not be double tapping how they need to lol. (im finishing 3 rn)

i love how lamine yamal stays outta grown folks bidness lmao. all the post-match tussling and he was walking to the tunnel. yes, leave

the worst part about having a pet is when you hear chewing sounds in an area of the house that is not zoned for chewing

baby #1 continues to maintain his top ranking. he just told my cousin he wants to watch a documentary about halloween. and yes, that is exactly what he meant. not hocus pocus, not halloweentown, a documentary about halloween

the past few nights i watched the first and second jason movies. should i watch part 3; or just skip ahead to 4, then 6, then freddy vs jason?

i want our uswnt girls to get more physical. this is when you need a hal hershfelt. every team needs an enforcer

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ok, i decided i'm gonna stick with the classics and have a friday the 13th marathon over the next few days, and perhaps progress to nightmare on elm street afterwards. i don't actually think i've seen any of the jasons and only the first freddy

im not sufficiently interested in this question to actively search for the answer, but i wonder what all the right-wing, confederate monument-preserving, "they're erasing history!" types have to say about the ongoing demolition of the white house. are they silent? bothered? trying to justify it? idk

the champions league halftime cameraman needs a raise lmao. micah's poetry and carrying on while thierry is off by himself looking serious is chef's kiss

me: [proposing to my girlfriend in front of the Eiffel Tower] yes or no answer quickly. and don’t worry about all those sirens her: my god that’s a beautiful ring.

This is actually a perfect meme. Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!

im not crying, youre crying

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

did yall know they remade the craft? i was scrolling for a halloween movie and said "aaaah a classic" immediately followed by "wait, not a classic" when i realized it's from 2020

I've written exams in blue books! I've had to go to the campus printing office to buy a custom-printed textbook because the professor decided to make her own textbook! And I'm not old! Don't put in the newspaper that I'm old

"Yeeted too close to the sun"

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

idk who needs to hear this but tech bro is gender neutral and tech bros famously do not understand consent. i will not be elaborating.

And I will get exactly what I deserve, only good things, thank you so much for wishing me well, I really appreciate your support 🤗

i was gonna leave this alone (hence the previous redaction) but then i saw this foolishness. this is precisely the problem with tech bros. they catastrophize and treat every attempted "advancement" like its all or nothing. any valid critique means youre stuck in the stone age and anti-computer lol

part of why i find the idea that certain tech is inevitable (LMS, AI, etc) to be silly is we're not far removed from the before times. we have it in recent and living memory how we function without these things. i graduated from college in 2013. we had reading packets and printed our assignments

The way my mama gives me unsolicited advice you would think I was born yesterday, so sometimes I like to reply as if I were in fact born yesterday lol

I have so much grading to do, and Canvas is down because of the AWS outage. Object lesson #1940273 that maybe forcing us all to use crappy LMS tools that are beholden to tech infrastructures controlled by Bezos et al wasn't the best idea. #acasky

also. no soapbox but canvas is down bc amazon web services is down, so presumably this is affecting millions of people across different industries. this is part of the problem with monopolies/monopoly-adjacent services. my work hasnt come to a screeching halt today but i'm sure someone's has

had my morning coffee and settled in to do some grading but canvas is down so naturally i have no choice but to watch love is blind