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IT’S HERE www.patreon.com/posts/155740...

Thrilled to report that this month's @maintenancephase.bsky.social patreon bonus episode is me explaining Vanderpump Rules to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social . Out tomorrow! youtu.be/98IDhHewsbs?...

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

I am only 26 minutes into the *first* @maintenancephase.bsky.social episode about Russell Brand and the faces I have made have been really something.

As predicted, by @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @yrfatfriend.bsky.social

Can I just say this guy talking about all the health monitors he owns makes me, an actual paramedic, facepalm hard. We have a phrase in emergency medicine called "treat the patient not the monitor" and people like this are why!

🚨 IT’S A CROSSOVER EPISODE 🚨 We’re joined by @fivefourpod.bsky.social & @ifbookspod.bsky.social’s own Peter Shamshiri for a diet book deep dive on Tim Ferriss’s “The 4-Hour Body.” What does $250k in medical equipment get you? Unlimited ultrasounds & bad advice! www.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...

If you need some dopamine, listen to @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social analyze Tim Ferris’s approach to the female orgasm in the @ifbookspod.bsky.social - @maintenancephase.bsky.social crossover special. I haven’t cackled like that for a while

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@maintenancephase.bsky.social The phrase “hummingbird-speed chips on the one o’clock” is gonna stick with me for a while

Dating advice for cis women: as soon as you sit down for dinner on the first date, have the person across from you draw a clock

🚨 IT’S A CROSSOVER EPISODE 🚨 We’re joined by @fivefourpod.bsky.social & @ifbookspod.bsky.social’s own Peter Shamshiri for a diet book deep dive on Tim Ferriss’s “The 4-Hour Body.” What does $250k in medical equipment get you? Unlimited ultrasounds & bad advice! www.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...

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