Speaking of Bari Weiss, she put a target on the back of the poet and professor Refaat Alareer in Gaza and he was assassinated by the IDF less than two months later. He, his brother, his sister, and four of his nephews were killed in a surgical strike.

Anyway, in real hockey news, the Dunedin Thunder Women are beating the Canterbury Inferno 3-0 after one period and lead on shots 22-1

Fuck

Long shot question: do I know anyone who will be at the Phillies-Blue Jays series in Toronto this week? I have an unusual favor to ask.

This was a good scheme: 1. Take gold bars (I need them to exchange for guns to sell to cartels or something) 2. Falsify time sheets so you don’t have to come into the office (ah, sorry boss I have Navy all next month) 3. Enjoy more time at home on your throne made of gold bars

That was almost hilarious

All I'll say is a good Bussi has saved the night for 18 guys countless times before

"And people who only have ugly cousins to choose a spouse from" he added

Did they make the puck out of the concept of consent? Looked that way based on how badly it eluded the goalie there

All I'll say is a good Bussi has saved the night for 18 guys countless times before

Leon Draisaitl implies the existence of Leon Fearsaitl

Where was this Hurricanes team in round one?

CHALLENGE!!

This should be interesting

That was still an embarrassing goal

Oh, God. And everyone thought relitigating 2016 was insufferable

"Tupac's estate" is not run by his family. It's run by some greedy corporate demon who seized it after his mother's death. In fact, his sister, who SHOULD be the owner/executor/etc of the estate, has apparently been trying to sue him for embezzlement. So "approved by his estate" is just PR bullshit

“Always” didn’t even last a week lmao

I remember when they plagiarized one, yeah

She's being traded to Detroit for Dylan Larkin

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own greed

Here's the hysterical-if-it-wasn't-infuriating story of Debbie Wasserman Schultz bigfooting into a historically Black district as the VRA is being destroyed, & avoiding the swing seat she lives in, even though the leading Republican there is a crypto bro with numerous lawsuits against him

Carolina says "Happy Pride"

I was going to roast these assholes for stealing my post on their post that is nearly identical to mine AND they used the same image...but they're so fucking stupid it isn't worth it. I blocked them and deleted my original instead. I kept the screenshots. Thanks, @discordiacomicshop.bsky.social

Seeing the headline "Judge to miss 4-6 weeks" and wondering how it became October already

Just call me a dyke already, this is taking forever.

That kid's name is Butler, btw

If you're born in France, no matter your race, you at least have the right to a pathway to full citizenship. If you are a non Jew, born in "Judea" aka the occupied West Bank, you are permanently stateless and have no pathway to citizenship in Israel while Jews born there get it automatically.

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This is absolutely heartbreaking. I was just telling my Visual Storytelling students about her work not even 2 weeks ago! — how important it is (especially in this day and age), the simple yet effective way she did her lineart, and why Persepolis is a sequential work of art. RIP Marjane Satrapi

Wow, guess I was wrong. Looks like there is a captain in the Northeast Division who wants the fuck outta Dodge

had never seen this one and it's killing me

One of the miracles of the 20th century, made possible by functioning American democracy, was eradicating the screwworm. Then Trump decided that was woke or whatever, we stopped the eradication program, and now it’s back. This will devastate farmers, who will all support Trump anyway.

They're not going to California, you'll notice. Probably because of the Stalinist tax burden

It's not even June 4th yet. Those better be the gay fireworks I'm hearing

It's vitally important that this man remain in the Senate for the rest of the Trump Administration. We need this kind of fighter at the federal level

We're winning the War on Protein, folks

You aren't a real fan until your team's names aren't actually the team's names

Citizens Bank Park ovation for Cristopher Sánchez

Longest single-season scoreless IP streak, since mound moved to current dist (1893):   1988 Orel Hershiser: 59 IP 1968 Don Drysdale: 58 IP 1913 Walter Johnson: 55 2/3 IP 1910 Jack Coombs: 53 IP 2026 Cristopher Sánchez: 47 2/3 IP *active thru 3 IP 1968 Bob Gibson: 47 IP h/t @EliasSports

Just days after voting to defund schools with trans-friendly policies and voting in favor of forced outing laws, Congressman Eugene Vindman (D-VA) Posts "happy pride." It did not go well. Our latest, from our writer S. Baum. www.erininthemorning.com/p/rep-vindma...

80+ villages have been nearly or totally destroyed by Israel, 3,200 people have been killed, more than 1,300,000 displaced and yet there are people “fuming” about this resolution?

That's what you get when you hire the staffer who was on duty on Ted Cruz's account 9/11/17 and was also the one who forgot to put attribution when quoting a black gay constituent of Dean Browning when working in his office

Computer: How about inserting a Rolling Stones song in the beginning of this scene Scorsese: How did I ever live without this?

Lord, I've seen what you've done for others...

Who has that one Tony X tweet from 2022?

The Phanatic stole a baby earlier

It'd be funny if he lost one vote and it was his own

Call me when they want to explain his unwavering material support for a genocide rather than their excuses about why he wasn't ready for prime time after over 50 years in the public eye