The horror! What's next? Jerry being l barred from going to Senior Week looking for a date?

That's why you should be allowed to bring a crossbow to hockey games to discourage glass bangers

So, is that only a penalty in the Western Conference or just when it's not Dennis Gilbert?

What Virginia has shown us is that when they go low we should kick them in the fucking face

Oh, no! Evil Mr Met thinks his opinion matters again

I also don't like highways without speed holes in them

Mathieu Joseph did nothing wrong. Even the Avs radio guy didn't see it

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

AOC activated Italian Mode again

The people asking “Does Israel have a right to exist?” are usually asking, “Does Israel have the right to prioritize maintaining a Jewish voting majority above enfranchising every person living in the territory they are governing?” And I wish they would be honest enough to ask that question.

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Nice to know the Ohio legislature finally caught up to season 7 of Seinfeld

Okay, but a team having an OT goal overturned and immediately being awarded a penalty shot is great theater

If a team enters the zone offside and immediately turns the puck over and gives up a goal, shouldn't they be allowed to challenge for offside same as if the scoring team entered the zone illegally?

I'd love to see an "In The Line of Fire" prequel where it turns out it was Clint Eastwood's service weapon that fired the kill shot

“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh. Shh.

Average Libertarian

The SA Cover Up Cup

Quinn Hughes with the reverse Patrick Stefan there

Hopefully this means the death of this fucking chant at the CTC

I like that the photo ESPN uses for Brock Faber looks like a disguise Matt Damon's Tom Ripley would use to get access to a chemical weapons lab

Remember when this guy was getting healthy scratched every other game?

Challenge again

Lockedinus Ullmark

MATT DUCHENE I COULD KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH

Challenge anyway

Timmy's scoring 100 in game 3

Come back and work for the GOP, Rod

For Victory Over Your Enemies ☠️ 🏹 #art

The marketplace of ideas works, folks!

Seems like it's destined to be a big night for defensemen whose names start with Sand

Let's take a tour of the Canes sunreddit

Can't pull him now, Rod. You're locked in

If they can bleed they can be killed

See, all those no look passes were just to summon Batherson's scoring powers

Yes, the UAW didn't become pro-tariff until 2025. You are very smart

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

There appears to be some confusion. My name is not Shawn Fain. If you would like to argue with him about his policy positions, you can write to 8000 E. Jefferson Ave Detroit, MI 48214

If I said doubling the standard deduction was a good policy, does that make me pro-Trump? Have someone literate read the part of the article past the headline dimwit

It's not enough for these people to blame brown people in Dearborn, they have to lie about the union whose President literally spoke at the DNC wearing a "Trump is a Scab Vote Harris" shirt

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

It would be so funny if Jim Farley ends up living in a Chinese EV van down by the river

AI footage in the quote post. However it's a real fact, with real footage available (See my link below). Now people who believed it have a false image of how octopus act, and people who recognise it as AI question a real observed scientific fact. Utter bullshit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN9B...

“Clayton isn’t a bushy-tailed young naif but a greying fixer. Those conspiracies that our heroes uncover in The Firm and Antitrust? That’s the kind of thing Clayton is paid to cover up. He’s there to keep business orderly and functioning, one bribe, bail bond, or called-in favor at a time.”

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

But this podcast has already finished its mission. It's in the name of the show. -SPEC-TRE EL-EV-EN!!!!

The Rockies spent the whole game trolling Dalton Rushing he might have to retire

You'd have thought Carter Hart would have learned to stay in the place he was assigned by now