Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

New Bluesky challenge: have a take without quoting the thing you're talking about

Well, if Jamie Benn is having trouble breathing, I say he should avoid any activities which may threaten to restrict air intake through his nose or mouth

This state of affairs is ENTIRELY the responsibility of Chuck Schumer and Hakim Jeffries. Whether you believe they caused it or not, it's their responsibility to solve it and they haven't done so.

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

sorry Van Hollen. You're doing ok as my senator but I haven't forgotten how you threw my entire demographic under the bus by voting for the first national anti-trans legislation in history last december, and that's absolutely disqualifying for presidency.

Now that the Sens are good. It's heartening to see other tortured fanbases embrace the Sickos ethos. Wear it proudly, Rockies fans

THEYVE DONE IT. THE ROCKIES HAVE GIVEN UP 1,000 RUNS ON A SOLO SHOT BY EUGENIO SUAREZ

Lol. Hustling to make it 8-1 against a non-league opponent and getting gunned down at the plate to end the inning is pretty embarrassing

Putting aside the researchers' inability to identify acts of state terrorism, the number they're using to justify this subhed is five.

3 runs to go

Baruch Spinoza once he found a publisher

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Compelling analysis. "Gaza is not an aberration but a preview. The same forces that rain death on Palestinian children today will turn their weapons on any population that threatens power tomorrow. They have established the parameters of acceptable suffering." bettbeat.substack.com/p/italys-rag...

Landlord claims space under porch counts as second bedroom

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Since it just came to mind, I wonder if all the "hot cousin" tweets on the Nazi site this Thanksgiving are gonna be like "can't wait to see my hot, pure Teutonic cousin who will surely assist in repopulating the white race tomorrow"

Watch it be Nick Cousins

Left is Best Blacks Rule Anti-ICE

Jesus

happy birthday Gritty

There's 2 outs. Let him take the bag

Hey, if a rain delay happens after the 5th (I think) , and goes long enough, the game can be declared over at the end of the last complete inning

This is a thing of beauty

“Shortening the field from 110 yards to 100, meaning that we will never again hear the glorious phrase, ’It‘s third and six from the 53, and Winnipeg will have to punt.’” defector.com/how-much-mor...

quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture

It’s Steelers-Vikings in Dublin. Steelers: owned by Dan Rooney, former US amb. to Ireland vs Vikings owned by Mark Wilf who bankrolls Israeli ethnic cleansing coming to Europe’s most pro-Palestinian city. This ain’t sportswashing? This ain’t political? www.thenation.com/article/soci...

tylenol is this chair is acetaminophen. a seat of mini finns.

An 11-year-old Michigan boy was expelled from school for a year after he took a gun away from a classmate, disarmed and disassembled it, according to his mother He’s now enrolled in a non-accredited online program as he tries to keep up

Can't believe the people who have been fighting tooth and nail against democracy at their workplaces forever don't seem to care about it in their civic life either.

Let me just say that the "no kink at Pride" crowd needs to see that kink at the skatepark doesn't seem to bother anyone. Maybe they should take that to heart

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum -- one a handful of the world's Jewish heads of state -- is calling on on Israel to end ‘genocide in Gaza.’ www.latimes.com/world-nation...

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

BLOWBACK DOES ANGOLA! OUT TODAY! LET'S GOOOOO! blowback.show

1. I don't need a person to be my friend to believe they deserve to be treated equally as humans 2. Keep our name the fuck out of your fool mouth

Wishing everyone a great Fall.

Someone didn't like their seating place for the wedding

Arrested because a white woman demanded he change the way he was sitting and when he didn’t, she complained to the conductor about his posture. His posture.

This guy always pissed me of...

Chinatown (1974)

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Packers are trying to lose for some reason