On a visit to Kennedy Space Center I sketched the Atlantis space shuttle. In other news, Atlantis upside down looks like a bewildered shark.

You've loosed mere anarchy upon the world, that's what you've done!

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

Social media at its best here. This is a far more pertinent question than the “where would a centaur wear trousers?” meme

Have you really never seen a centaur's skeleton? Have you even been to one single natural history museum? Although to be fair, some of them only have a stuffed centaur...

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

sorry I can’t come to the phone right now, I just don’t want to

I’m going to carry on using my hands, if it’s all the same to you.

Confiscate 99.8% of Andreesen’s net worth for the public good, wait 20 minutes, and then tell him his memory of ever having more than $4 million is false.

things it’s definitely reassuring to say about the guy you put in charge of *checks notes* antiterrorism

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

As Trump contemplates deploying ground troops in Iran, it's time to reinstate the Ancient Greek principle: that anyone declaring war is expected to lead their army into battle.

Admit it, you like the idea of a "Miggy for President" sign in your yard.

call me old fashioned but I don’t think anyone should have to trade for “no deporting US citizens” we should get that one for free you know

We've always been at war with Eurasia

Strait of Hormuz standoff puts supply of America’s generic drug prescriptions at risk www.cnbc.com/2026/03/16/s...

It unleashed an energy of 250 tons of TNT when it broke apart, causing the boom. Staff at the National Weather Service in Cleveland also heard it and felt the vibrations. (Associated Press)

is that a blep?

ICYMI, pleased to write my first piece for @ms.now about the legal implications of the Secretary of Defense announcing "no quarter." www.ms.now/opinion/pete...

Tonight’s other dumb napkin cartoon…

again these are straightforward imitations of nazi anti-jewish legislation

ICE commemorates St Patrick’s Day with a tear gas tweet

In calmer moments…

The venezuelan team should get to visit the white house with their baseball bats

Idaho also has a 3 strikes law so any trans people who get caught in the wrong bathroom with at least 2 previous felonies are facing life in prison if this passes.

are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights

This is obviously the story of the night. I was shocked by how little attention this race got comparatively. Stratton called for abolishing ICE, a $25 minimum wage, and Medicare for All while her opponent was funded by AIPAC and ICE contractors. And she's going to be a Senator!

But seriously we are on the precipice of the demise of the USPS and too overwhelmed with crises to give it proper attention. The Constitution will not save it, the admin wants it dead, and Republicans in Congress are on permanent vacation. No one is coming to save it unless we show them it matters.

Hassett: It would hurt consumers "but that's really the last of our concerns right now."

Home. Busy couple of days. Walked a lot. Want to read and fall asleep. Roses greeted me. Yay

Sometimes the internet is good, actually

The cryptocurrency industry super PACs dumped $14.2 million into the Illinois primaries. 90% of that – $12.8 million – was wasted, in that it went to opposing Democratic candidates who won their primaries (Stratton in the Senate race, Ford in H-07) or supporting their opponents.

Trump's excited about the Paramount/Skydance merger: so help stop it! Cancel Paramount+ and tell them why. Just click this link: democracyactioncenter.org/action?fbcli...

Trump proposes bringing in 32 million new citizens from South America. They speak Spanish and 26 regional languages in Venezuela, according to wik, none of them English.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Hi, I’d like to return these turtles. They don’t do karate

"Friends" spin-off but it's all about the further adventures of Smelly Cat

When will we get “Old Sheldon,” where a geriatric Sheldon reminisces about all of the times he argued about “Star Wars” with his now dead friends?

(Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then, I fall apart (Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then, I fall apart

Eyewitness accounts and videos taken from across the Midwest reveal a large fireball streak across the daytime sky

“Someday military academies will teach Trump’s Glorious Iran War as a case study in armed incompetence.” @jvl.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/our-low-iq...

Look it’s the US and Venezuela

All of these are policies they're already supposed to be following. So why would anyone believe they'll start following them in exchange for DHS funding. I mean, come on. The proper response to "We won't deport U.S. citizens if you fund DHS" is, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

I find it difficult to believe that you could be on Bluesky for any length of time and not have heard of alt text, so if you post images without alt text I’m going to assume you made a deliberate choice to do so.

So, no.

"We're not going to litigate whether the supposed need for this legislation that would contract voting access exists."

This is my favorite opening paragraph in a long time. It fills me with hope.

So their "concessions" they're offering are a return to minimal baseline expectations like "cops should be identifiable" and "citizens don't get deported"? The hardest of passes.

“No deporting US citizens” is a CONCESSION???