To be clear, this guy thinks 9/11 was an inside job!

We defeated the Soviet Union by spending them into penury. Russia is returning the favor.

How can he possibly stay safe without a ballroom?

tell me again how the water usage is typical actually

Trump wants a way out, but only one that looks like victory. Well, I want a salad that tastes like apple pie. We all have to adjust our expectations.

I like those fountain drink machines you can find in abandoned video rental stores and other such places, where you can blend any soda you want with ectoplasm or bigfoot sweat or the ichor of a cosmic god. It's such a special little treat.

If you're not meant to actually play those moldy VHS tapes you can find in the hollows of ancient oak trees, the tapes shouldn't have "play me" written in moss across the front.

Nebraska is the OG CDC-certified biocontainment unit in the US. Not a coincidence that they are being sent there

This is the part that really sticks in my craw: ' Tigert defended the utility’s decision to not levy a fine. “They’re our largest customer, and we have to be partners,” she said. “It’s called customer service.” '

Stealing someone's dictionary is demeaning.

2:14:38 PM on Thursday, May 7, 2026, over the North Atlantic Ocean.

As a "working class" voter, I call bullshit. Climate change is making my electric & propane bills skyrocket. Crops are dying from droughts. Winters are ridiculous. I can't go outside in Summer bc it's either a once in a lifetime storm every couple months, there's wildfire smoke, or it's 100F out.

According to the IDF’s own investigation, the battalion commander was present when his soldiers opened fire on the three men waving the white flag, and only ordered them to cease fire after the first two had been killed and he heard the third—whom a sniper had already wounded—calling out in Hebrew.

…defense against Hamas on Oct 7. On Oct 10 the IDF released video that showed the 17th Bn’s commander describing the killing of 4 Hamas fighters—but the IDF’s own video made clear those fighters surrendered and complied with instructions to disrobe before being killed. www.972mag.com/three-hostag...

saying that MTG sacrificed her career for the cause is pretty rich considering the reality is she wanted to run for senate, trump said no, and she immediately turned heel on the right.

Jesus Christ

When you and a moot start a 19 reply conversation in a bigger accounts mentions

Why do I follow baseball?

I'm excited about whatever's chasing her

trombonist or tromboner

red alert won't turn off

Human, surprisingly!

Hello everybody, I want to believe just as much as anybody else does but I really need to tell you that in my 10+ years of experience as a disinformation expert, the only reason UFO shit gets put out by the government is to distract you from other really bad things

Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today

“officials discovered two industrial-scale water hookups feeding a data center campus located 20 miles south of downtown Atlanta. One water connection had been installed without the utility’s knowledge, and the other was not linked to the company’s account and therefore wasn’t being billed.”

This guy. Name of J Strummer

AOC is right to say this, and anyone who attacks her for it is wrong. And AOC should under no circumstances be labeled antisemitic.

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

Lessons from the educators: The most valuable conversations around education begin with realizing you want the students to learn how to think for themselves, not outsource it to a mediocrity machine.

Your regular reminder that when David Duke ran for statewide office in the early 1990s, the MAJORITY of white Louisiana voters pulled the lever for him. This was AFTER they’d seen the pictures of Duke in a Klan outfit and a Nazi uniform.

Me: hey girl, did it hurt? Her: did what hurt? Me: when you fell from heaven Her: what? Me: did it hurt, Satan?

While you can’t afford a trip for your family this summer, you just paid for Sean Duffy’s 7-month road trip at $4.55 per gallon of gas.

Every now and then I am reminded that the Ocellated Turkey exists and am re-delighted. Lisa Frank-ass gobblers.

The “free speech champions” are at it again

"Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself, or from holding certain views which others find inadmissible." Carl Jung, (1875-1961) Memories, Dreams, Reflections (1962). 📚 #BookSky

"The mistake we keep making…is to [see] the disinterest of the unliterary as the death of the literary. Books will persist…because they do what no other technology can. '[They help us] see with other eyes…imagine with other imaginations…feel with other hearts, as well as with our own' [per CS Lewis]

What’s everyone #reading this weekend? #books #BookSky

#Tulips (and a slightly sinister statue of a little girl) East End, #Toronto. #flowers #gardens #FlowerSky #bloomscrolling #tulipomania #TulipSky

Not me, laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.

how your email finds me

Good shirt tbh (benefits @psabortionfund.bsky.social)

another classic of the genre

Here's how you know God doesn't exist: Jeffress was not immediately struck by lightning.

It's in German, naturally

Pop culture will never let Roswell be anything else but it is knowable and known and has been for 33 years. An under discussed part is that the rancher who found the crashed balloon didn't think to report it for weeks, & only did so after hearing about other UFO sightings slate.com/technology/2...

the Washington Post has become the New York Post thanks Jeff Bezos

ME: what is an IV for ROMAN: yes

It truly amazes me how the NYT just does not think smaller publications are worthy of being cited in its pages.