i would like a pound of the woke sausage, please.

Especially when you realize the first "broken white boy" is Bucky.

cozy sunday🫶

It's kinda funny how the "real" situation room is a bunch of curtains up in Mar A Lago and the one in the White House is the kiddie table where they leave JD Vance and Tulsi Gabbard

🎼 Shia LaBeouf keeps annoying us, “Piazza won’t you sign?” Piazza, New York catcher, are you a bitch or a nice guy? 🎶

What a time to be alive

John and Cynthia at Heathrow Airport, February 7, 1964 Ready to leave for USA

Scenes from St Paul, MN.

“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”

The Situation Room is literally a blanket fort

Saw a video where an art student was parodying their classmates (as nepo/rich) and his first example was student who said their grandparent was an intern for Hugo Boss in the 1940s. Bitch…

i'm still thinking about how DOGE set up a starlink terminal inside the WH complex and were plugging unsecured commercial devices into every server they could get access to

Outlaw all gambling apps.

they're not legislators, they're twitch streamers in their 70s

I am once again left asking what people thought the party of mosque shooters could have conceivably meant when they talked about “ending the wars”

I like the idea that Piazza hates Shia specifically. Like he'll sign stuff for anyone BUT him.

It’s far too easy to call this Orwellian but that is precisely what it is.

In fairness, David Mamet is a total piece of garbage so no wonder he got that casting call

When journalists demand your respect they m portray themselves as the grand arbiters of objective truth, Fourth Estate, the people’s light in the dark When they demonstrate why they should not receive it they portray themselves as simply silly little guys typing silly little words

Hey remember how this dude has been a piece of shit for over a decade with incidents ranging from wholesale plagiarism to abuse to racism and yet Hollywood kept hiring him over and over as recently as LAST YEAR for a DAVID MAMET movie Weird how that keeps happening huh

This is basically my view at this point

it sucks actually that right now there are just two going concerns in foreign policy, "america is the Great Satan and everything we do is Wrong" vs "america is King Rapist fuck you" 🐴👞🐴👞🐴👞

*thee* best Beatles song ~ Geese "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" @ Music Hall of Williamsburg Brooklyn 12.6.2024 youtu.be/MLRy9Yn2-iA?...

I want to point out the whole "this war is justified because the nation is lead by an evil man" is literally just the same justification used for the Iraq War. Its the same playbook. Over and over again.

Hey quick question for the audience whats that word called for when you have a phobia against gay people? Its on the tip of my tongue… 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

tbh "China could easily invade Taiwan" seems really obvious because China big and populous and Taiwan small, but like an amphibious invasion and then continuous occupation of an island that's like 50% dense city and 50% dense mountain forest is... hard.

We love Geese, don't we fxlks? bsky.app/profile/popb...

Okay i knew there was some gender happening ~ Nonbinary member, Emily Green plays guitar for the indie rock band [Geese] which has been an outwardly trans-supportive group. www.gq.com/story/five-d...

Geese- This Must Be The Place youtu.be/q8nkU8pFsnU?...

Apparently Geese are men of taste~ Geese Performing The Beatles' You Never Give Me Your Money' Live at The Bowery Ballroom from 4/16/2022 youtu.be/hMrezQXFt90?...

Nothing but respect for my President.

yeah you can fuck right off with your ethnonationalist horseshit blood and soil was wrong when darré was screaming about it in the 1930s and it is wrong today

My favorite instance of "being informed makes the ignorant think you're stupid" was when I was in high school and trying to explain that naval landings are actually hard because not every coastline is a beach and dumbasses telling me "LOOK AT THIS IDIOT WHO THINKS ISLANDS DON'T HAVE BEACHES"

it turns out turning america into a personalist regime is bad

Letting a real estate mogul and the presidents son-in-law run American diplomacy wasn’t smart?

It's a Republican tradition.

every single psycho thing Donald Trump does he does only because almost every single federally elected Republican has chosen unilaterally, independently, and with complete freedom to go along with it unconditionally

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Trump's contribution to American politics is showing that pretense isn't necessary. You don't have to shake your head somberly when you do evil, you can say you're doing it because you want to. Why bother with PR when no one can stop you?

bonus Fleetwood Mac with Frankie Cosmos 🎤

Radiohead have a message for ICE stereogum.com/2490692/radi...

Like, there were so many times where Trump and Vance were allowed to just brazenly lie and only have questions about their truth shoehorned in maybe in like the fifth paragraph whereas Harris would slightly misstate a fact and that would be the headline.

there are people out there who are not okay on many levels at the same time

The last time I suggested this when something happened I got called a zionist

What's the point of even having an intelligence agency if you're going to ignore everything it says

I really don’t get why they didn’t want to vote for the most qualified candidate in modern history, but yeah. They chose.

For context, in the wake of 9/11, it took the George W. Bush admin 18 months to launch two regime change operations (AFG & IRQ) This admin has now launched two regime change operations in the absence of any precipitating crisis in the past 1.5 months