starting a map thread

David Corenswet has told Lucasfilm his dream role is to play an X-Wing pilot in a ‘STAR WARS’ project. “They’re aware.” (via youtu.be/cKlI4gz5Tgk?...)

When GDT understands Superman more than the annoying Sn*der cult

Sam, this is such a weird way to admit that you are extremely stupid.

This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all

'Around The #Beatles' rehearsals, 27 April 1964, Wembley Studios in London,

Sadie Sink stuns for the new BVLGARI campaign.

Sniff sniff sniff…

She could have been another Kristy Swanson but instead Lauren Holly is dragging Kelsey Grammer, she’s a Real One

Walking around downtown screaming MERRY CHRISTMAS at random people. They either say it back verbatim or we’ve got a problem. Keep the real spirit of Christmas alive you assholes.

It’s December 9 and Advent Adventure joy continues with Brix! 🎄I wonder if he will like his toy and treat today? 🧸🍭

this perfectly captures this entire administration’s “the emperor has no clothes” energy we are all expected to pretend this man is the King of Health, and he himself believes it, which is why he confidently in front of witnesses attempted a thing he cannot do, knowing they will all say that he did

It’s December 9 and Bunsen, Beaker, and Bernoulli are ready for their Advent Adventure! 🐾 Will it be calm, chaotic, or both?🎄

Teruru, from Tachikawa City in Tokyo, is a “teru teru bōzu” (a small traditional doll made by children and believed to bring good weather), and he is “friends with the sky”.

Nobody treats the Republican base with more contempt or counts on them being stupid more than Republicans

He got up and was like I have two goals today (1) to get drunk (2) to win the war of 1812

Happy 9th(!) birthday to Willie the menu item haver

Impressive for this guy to simply admit to being a shit dad

the only difference between this guy and uncle rico from napoleon dynamite is at least the athletic achievement uncle rico never shut the fuck up about was real

Morning kiss.

The spammers know me well enough to know that I'm gay but not well enough to know that I dress like shit

Jimmy Fallon deserves retribution

Legit may be two of the worst written passages ever published

‘Hello? Is that Social Services?’

"We're defending your freedom 400 kilometers east of Warsaw. While you avoid calling this a war, we are dying in your stead." Oleksandr Yakovenko, Ukrainian defense tech founder, has a message for Europe:

The delta between what Biden did and how much anger he got for it and the absolute crickets Trump has gotten for making the student loan landscape *magnitudes worse than it was before* is absolutely one of the most enraging things about this entirely enraging era.

really good essay from @joestieb.bsky.social on what the just-released national security strategy says about MAGA--and the authoritarian internationale. they believe the foundation of america is white christian patriarchy, and they are writing that into defense policy.

Remember in 2018 when Russia poisoned Sergei and Yulia Skripal, and Dawn Sturgess was killed, Farage said Britain “jumped the gun” by saying Russia was behind the attack. Last week, an independent inquiry found the evidence Russia was behind the attack to be overwhelming.

ALSO WE HAD USAID

Lmao Sameera Khan is boosting JD Vance because he said good things about the PRC, keep telling me horseshoe theory isn't real

sex workers have long been OGs in mutual aid & community care so this is not at all surprising

now you too can work without sleep for several weeks in order to generate 30 seconds of uncanny valley dogshit in service of an empty concept

Paul McCartney The #Beatles

HIGH PAW TO TUESDAY!!! 🥰😄🐾 (With a bonus TOT 👅😋)