cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth

The same people who think we need to bring back real standards to academia also want to give all students a “suspend my professor” button if they don’t like how things are going

Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!

It’s hard to overstate how few Americans knew even the smallest amount of information about the 2nd amendment until the late 1970s. bsky.app/profile/seth...

we could have had a future with tumblr's politics and 4chan's taste in art but we got a future with 4chan's politics and tumblr's taste in art

He's running for Congress in Texas now, one of his Republican primary opponents like to to pose with a gun in front of a Cybertruck

Making sure a Variety editor knows that a chia pet ad ended up airing in prime time on WCBS is a god tier level of knife twisting.

Erika Kirk looks like she is constantly watching her kids' black friends use their pool

Bari Weiss is sticking by Erika Kirk because she looks likable in contrast

If you're wondering what happened to Nate Silver, he was into the COVID lab leak theory and got negative feedback online, including from epidemiologists and virologists and (GASP!) posters, which added to his belief that The Woke are victimizing Nate Silver. It spiraled from there. I'm not kidding.

one time i saw a guy in a fedora and trench coat leaving a convenience store and was in the middle of thinking “well well well if it isn’t mr internet” when he handed a homeless man a sandwich

Y'all, I hate it here.

this is SO COOL in that it validates a TON of stuff that us humanities-side scholars in communication have always been pretty certain of but which nobody ever believed because we didn't have numbers for it

Appears the allegations were true

Just a movement full of Milhouses. And if there's anything America loves, it's an annoying loser.

conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover

Posting this take on Bluesky feels like dousing myself in gasoline and getting ready to walk through the spark plug testing lab, but fuck it, we ball: The assumption that in any abuse of power involving a man and a woman, the woman is an innocent victim is wildly misogynistic.

This should be illegal, is deeply immoral and markets that don’t prevent it should be nuked from orbit. It’s not money laundering though? That’s a different crime.

Going to the Tim Hortons on the Garden State Parkway and apologizing to the very confused staff about Trump treating Canada poorly

i have to drunk drive over the speed limit in order to get to my job: defusing the kind of nuclear bomb which can only be deactivated by the n-word

Inside you there are two wolves, and each one scored an own goal

The RFK, jr effect.

like his complaint is literally that there are people who believe in things, believe those things are right, and believe in those things regardless of whether they are popular.

i’ll add that what substantively seems to annoy silver is the existence of people with principles

i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.

I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.

If you’re not white make sure you carry your fucking freedom papers with you bsky.app/profile/radl...

Good enough! A relatively routine win for Chelsea after a disaster run goes down real smooth.

Everton getting a slow roller off the post with literally everybody on the pitch static and waiting to see if it crept in was high art.

the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again

Enzo Maresca uses his subs like he's intentionally trying to turn @kierdoyle.bsky.social into the Joker.

That ball for João Pedro deserved so much more.

Why Do They All Look Like This

Malo Gusto is now a goal machine! Huge goal to get just before the half! Good work by Pedro Neto, too.

Chelsea have been so shit so far, then Gusto springs Palmer and it's a goal.

apart from the sheer inconceivable horror of the El Fasher massacre and its attendant horrors itself, the thing I'm feeling depressed about is that it probably won't matter. these were people already on the utmost margins of the global system, who the world has already decided it doesn't care about

This isn't forgiveness. You don't tell someone you forgive them and then hope God carries out your vengeance someday. Forgiveness is hard and it requires moving on. Also, God isn't your personal Punisher.

If you have good vanilla, it loses luster the longer it's open, so measure with your heart and get the flavor you paid for!

The reason folks are focusing on DHS's refusal to honor Real IDs is that it means that the Trump regime is asserting the right to detain anyone in America, resident or visitor, without probable cause. It's an erasure of habeas corpus for all Americans. bsky.app/profile/jare...

thanks brett kavanaugh!

These people have serious problems.

“Spirit,” said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt before, “tell me if Tiny Tim will live.” “I see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost, “in the poor chimneycorner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. Like, twenty minutes from now. This kid is getting fucked UP.”

obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin

a simple way of understanding the internal debates within the Trump administration over foreign policy is that there are two poles of opinion

excellent Times piece getting at the core of the US escalation with Venezuela Marco Rubio is a deranged anticommunist bent on overthrowing the Venezuelan and Cuban regimes and everything is downstream from that www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...

so it looks like the above edit got modded off of tiktok but the same dude has a charlie kirk x epstein stranger things edit up to the same song

I've seen this movie before. Also really hoping that the conspiracy about him not having Maresca is true because that's a much easier fix.

the absolute worst people on earth are fighting with each other about who should be allowed to legally scam you www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq3v...

excommunicate him please it would be so funny