Democrats Andrew Macurdy and Vinnie Kearney have flipped both seats in New Jersey's 21st Legislative District, unseating Assemblywomen Nancy Muñoz and Michele Matsikoudis

New Jerseyans, if you haven't voted yet early voting is still open until 6 PM today!

no matter what at least Helicopter Martha Coakley vs. Giuseppe Manicotti will be over on Wednesday

hey everyone I read a bunch of New Jersey state campaign finance reports please reward my obsessive behaviors primaryschool.ghost.io/bonus-29-day...

inbox, from Democratic Assembly nominee Katie Brennan (LD-32, Jersey City/Hoboken): Brennan Calls for New Jersey to Withhold Federal Taxes, Seize Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course After Gateway Tunnel Funding Freeze

every time someone cancels a Disney subscription, a wound appears on the giant anthropomorphic Mickey who lives chained up in a containment chamber 1.5 miles beneath Burbank. he's covered in blood and screaming for death now

[Obama voice] uhhh click this link here secure.actblue.com/donate/save-...

Going to Target after work to buy every variety of Tylenol they make to show I stand for democracy

$4,005.80 and I'm gonna hit subscribers with an email appeal in the morning, can we get the goal to reset for the third time before then??? (has reset from $1,000 to $2,500 and $2,500 to $5,000)

let's see how much we can get off Bluesky alone before I bug the email list tomorrow along with the issue, I'm good for my promised $100 as soon as I see someone else donate. mildly surprised nobody has used an actblue url to mock the #1 NJ conservative blog yet secure.actblue.com/donate/save-...

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“or my own party” Oh be for real rn Mikie

POV: You’re watching me interact with a Senate democrat

Congresswoman that’s great! How’d you feel about this investigation where the Asbury Park charter schools that Dr. Caldwell oversaw were implicated in nepotism and other quite bad things! www.nj.com/education/20...

ah, and she completely failed to vet him. anyone want to start a betting pool on whether we get a second LG nominee

Mikie Sherrill has chosen Centenary University president Dale Caldwell, a truly baffling choice who used to run charter schools in Asbury Park and Trenton and has also never been heard of before by anyone

Let’s check in on how the New Jersey Gubernatorial Campaign is going…

I have the ideal Sunday right now: - Tetris on my Switch 2 - Yankees baseball on YES - Vape pen - Spicy tenders in the fridge from wegmans that have air fryer instructions This is just so lovely

Melat Kiros, an attorney, barista, and Tigrayan refugee fired for writing an open letter advocating for peace and equality in Israel and Palestine, launched her congressional campaign today with a quality launch video—but Primary School subscribers found out on Monday because I caught her FEC filing

In this Tweet MTG rejects the Council of Nicea and the trinity as well as affirming Docetism by denying the human nature of Christ. I gotta say I never expected early Christian heresies to be part of modern American politics but here we are!

new Primary School! (I need to get better about posting these.) new primary challengers have emerged to Diana DeGette, Jared Moskowitz, and John Larson, the ripple effects of Zohran Mamdani's win continue to be felt, and the AZ-07 special looks like it could be a three-way race in the home stretch

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

BREAKING: Eric Adams declares victory in the Democratic primary for Mayor of New York City “New York City, you are the Iowa of America the way you have shocked the nation!”

BREAKING: the Fresh Kills Landfill has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Almost certainly the only person who voted for Kamala at the NASCAR track rn

WAKE UP! ITS ELECTION DAY IN NEW JERSEY!

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Hold on guys, Jessica Ramos is calling me

Trump: “I HATE ELON” Elon: “I HATE TRUMP HE IS LE CRINGE” Kanye: [THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN RESTRICTED IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY]

This is why you should subscribe to Primary School! Because this is likely to become a massive story pretty quickly, and it came from this blog!

first issue comes out at 3:30—can I get two more paying subscribers to reach 60 before it goes live?

Canada ✅ Australia ✅ The Vatican ✅ Romania ✅ Donald Trump's ability to produce come-from-behind victories in global elections for whoever would be the most satisfying victor to Anglophone liberals remains undefeated

I love that Grok is now on its third or fourth round of unironcially doing the "he won't do it, sir! he's woke!" dril bit

Coleman: ICE is out of control. ICE thinks it can intimidate all of us. And it cannot intimidate any of us.

Started taking Zyzal and Flonase this week, admittedly still early days, but overall this is the best I’ve dealt with my seasonal allergies in a long time.

Experienced Banker > Experienced Wanker

Just realized once we get into the meat of the mourning period, the funeral and the conclave…hoards of right wing MAGA accounts are gonna post clips and call it demonic. They’re gonna do the sun of the cross in Latin and MTG is gonna say it’s satanic

Now this may be the Catholic school talking, but there is something deeply disturbing about dumbing down the death of Christ to “lol he got cancelled haha” like even by Mace’s already low standards this is a new low

“You don't have to beat people over the head with the fact that Donald Trump is incompetent and erratic and largely brings chaos to every situation he's in” YES YOU DO

The idea of the two main party leaders in the lower house debating one on one, a concept common in pretty much every other democracy is so foreign to the US that Jeffries has to write a letter asking for it that will probably be denied

Decided on a whim to go to a nascar race in June, gonna let the liberalism leave my body for a day

Took Monday off, and gotta say my own personal three day weekend is much more fun than a normal one.

woke keep plane up. woke make line go up. woke stop measles. woke make egg

X competitor Bluesky rocketed to the No. 1 spot on the Apple App Store’s US chart this week, as many users of Elon Musk’s platform said they were decamping in the wake of his significant role in the US presidential election. | Analysis

Imagine being John Thune. You win the the leadership election get the job. And you immediately have to get Matt Fucking Gaetz and Tulsi through the confirmation process

Test…Idk why I did this but here I am