Why has Dak's "Here We Go!!" turned into endless screaming into the void?

The genius of Tony Romo: announcer in a single quote. "This, is a playcall"

It’s -11° outside and the gas pump is like: “Debit or credit?” “Would you like a car wash?” “Would you like a receipt?” “Please confirm your zip code.” “How’s your day going?” “Come here often?” Buddy, I’d just like to survive. Just give me the gas. 🥶⛽️

Every year my predecessor and I put together a group of students (all are welcome) to perform Christmas music at the beginning of our church service. This year, they posted the video separately. The playing starts in the 4th minute. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtGJ...

so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts

Making some “what’s in the pantry” soup. Chicken and rice basically. Might’ve dumped too much seasoning in there 😅

Just ran into a former student @ the brewery with his family. He finished his time in the navy last spring. He’s getting his phd, has a masters in cybersecurity, his wife just graduated on a full ride at John Hopkins. Amazing people with amazing parents. Fuck I’m old

Name something that's in your disc golf bag that isn't a disc. Extra credit for something unexpected. No explanations.

This isn't forgiveness. You don't tell someone you forgive them and then hope God carries out your vengeance someday. Forgiveness is hard and it requires moving on. Also, God isn't your personal Punisher.

I picked up the Ella Hansen MD3. It feels a lot more like the MD1 than I remember. The first throw will have to wait until we get above freezing.

Watching the newest Scarlett Johansson vehicle. Dinosaurs are fun, but man it’s bad script. Might need to be drunk or high for this one. Maybe both?

note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response

There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom

Goodnight Moon but it's sending up "fuck you" prayers for all the evil shit going on. Fuck You Supreme Court Guys Fuck You Donald Trump Lies Fuck You ICE Invaders Fuck You Racist Haters Fuck You Stephen Miller Fuck You Hortman Killer Fuck You Kash Patel Fuck You All Rot in Hell

Always worth remembering that the median voter thinks the immigration system is vastly easier, faster, and more liberal than it is. Giving them the "restrictive" system they want would typically be an improvement.

I’ve been waiting to drop this: I have arranged for a major disc manufacturer to donate a bunch of blank, factory-second discs to my son’s art-magnet school for the students to decorate or dye… 平 #DiscGolf 🥏 1/2

…my local Play It Again Sports is going to sell the discs either as a fundraiser for the school, or as gallery space for the students to sell their work! I just got the news that everyone’s on board! I’ll drop more deets as the project progresses! (2/2)

What’s the best disc that you’ve added to your bag this year? 平 #DiscGolf 🥏

Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.

hard to really wrap your head around the amount of time and resources the federal government has put into torturing this one random guy over the last nine months

Name a disc that you've thrown that was a total impostor. A disc that doesn't fit the flight numbers or one that didn't fit your expectations.

I love my church! Delivering meals and Christmas gifts to needy families tomorrow through the Heart to Heart Lyon County charity. Rather than simply doing something where the credit goes to the church and the outreach is small, we partner with community organizations to do the most good.

Stealworkers

You ever feel like you're doing a better job than ever at a certain aspect at work and, somehow, the outcomes are worse? I've been focused on teaching kids better habits in taking care of their instruments, putting things away correctly, having good posture. Worse than ever!

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

i love that this is the picture of my coworker during the strike & they use.it.every.time 😭😭 in all seriousness, Black men make up less than 2% of the public teacher workforce in the U.S., yet Black male teachers SIGNIFICANTLY boost Black students’ academic success, grad rate & college aspirations.

Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times https://theonion.com/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortable-1819575365/

you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die

My music teacher friends and I used to go out for “wings Wednesday” most weeks a few years back. The younger ones have toddler kids and the older ones are retired so it’s much less frequent. Went to the brewery for a burger tonight. Can’t remember the last time I had a burger. It was good.

I have a colleague who championed celebrating the 67th day of school thinking it would be cringey enough they might stop with the 6 7 stuff. Nope, now I’m just annoyed with my co-workers too

Early out from school and tonight’s concert got cancelled. Gonna clean some glass and have a chill night

A potentially rage inducing (At least frustrating) episode of GMM for @mpbx3003.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Ye...

Even if we would stipulate that the *only* purpose of college is vocational training (ugh) if you think you, at 18 years old, not only know for sure what your future career will be but also know better than all the professors at a college what skills you will need for that career, why bother?

This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong. I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.

YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS. Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.

there is no available evidence that donald trump understands what a tariff is, what a trade deficit is, and what the national debt is.

Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

I saw somewhere (I forget) that people 2020 and beyond act like everyone else in public is an NPC. I went to the grocery store right after school today and had no less than 5 instances where I was reminded of that thought. EVRYONE IN PUBLIC IS REAL. THEY EXIST!

i am never again going to let a conservative get away with complaining about the liberal nanny state because these assholes actually *are* the nagging, inappropriately intrusive boogeymen conservatives have been bleating about for my entire adult life, mind your fucking business

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. Seasonally appropriate!

Find someone who loves you as much as Madden 26 loves putting offenses into 3/4th and inches. Don’t try to run it though.. won’t work

They got me with this one: DGPT/Jomez mystery box. T-Shirt, 8 premium discs, trading cards, & Double G Jerky. No Discmania mystery box for the first time in 3(?) years so I was ready to be enticed.

post your karaoke song: Probably not the best showcase for my vocal range, but I really love singing this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt8X...

post your karaoke song: wagon wheel gets the people going (ocms version, naturally)

I just want to drop everything, fly/drive to someplace with no snow, and play a cool disc golf course.

I don’t normally read the comments, but these ones give me hope. I know we are all seeing a lot of hate toward our Somali friends and neighbors, but I wanted to share these. I hope they bring a smile to your face like they did mine.

oh wow you mean rounding up day laborers outside home depot or extorting universities into donating to his library hasnt improved your material conditions? what about how trans kids cant play jv volleyball anymore, did that help you at all? who could have known

Now he can’t wait to swear in the winner of a special election, huh. Whistling past the graveyard.