At least this Ewing can walk (his knees are ok)

Rust the process

Peralta not exactly making the case for that extension

The disgust with which Soto fielded that home run ball. Me too, buddy. Me too

hadn’t really considered that trump’s death might trigger a ritual mass suicide among his cult followers and well

And now for a further reminder to never rely on Newcastle for anything

Another statistically very strong defensive (via control) performance right up until the moment Tel kicked Ampadu in the head for no real reason.

Let A.J. Ewing wear #33, cowards

Spurs have scored a disproportionate number of absolute bangers considering how atrocious their overall technical quality has been this season

Ok but what if it randomly works out

Must say I don’t like the asymmetry where Democrats insist both sides must play by the rules and Republicans insist Democrats must play by the rules while running them over with a tank

Sometimes I have to remind myself that Kolo Muani played in a World Cup for France. FRANCE

And that’s why Arsenal are going to win the league and spurs might get relegated

You didn’t think they’d actually make this easy

Give the ball to Maddison you dolts

Let’s fucking go

Really wish they wouldn’t melt down into a pool of goo at the slightest hint of adversity

(Screams)

If that was Romero…wait nevermind

You might say too much

(Screams)

The Mathys Tel experience is a lot

Much better

Ok let’s try that again but this time with ball go in goal

I know a guy

All in all not bad for a team of strangers they picked up on the side of the road who have never played football before

Stupidest team of morons alive

Spurs are creating some great chances, for Leeds

we go again

Coys

Happy birthday, mom

Dead Kennedys

Hukporti, things of that nature

Knicks being preposterous

Does VAR get a winner’s medal?

Hang on, Ryan Yates got a yellow card? Well I never

happy birthday to all the moms out there

I tend to go with my guts on these things so I hope Arsenal smash west ham into a million pieces because I know Spurs are the least reliable factor in the equation. Then again, my guts have shit for brains

[slaps roof of cybertruck] this baby can hold so many oh fuck I'm so sorry. I didn't think it would explode. oh jesus, somebody call 911

Crying at the damn sheep movie. What have we become?

So home fans booing the team off the field is just a thing now, huh?

BING FUCKING BONG

I love the Knicks because they will execute flawlessly and then do the dumbest, most inexplicable thing you've ever seen

Nurse gets a call overturned and is somehow still crying

If nothing else, this is all deeply, deeply embarrassing

Must say I don’t like the asymmetry where Democrats insist both sides must play by the rules and Republicans insist Democrats must play by the rules while running them over with a tank

Adding Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid right now

It shouldn’t be notable that De Zerbi is smart enough not to salt the earth in the middle of a relegation battle, but it is, because it’s De Zerbi