Love this for Davinson

Luis Diaz was born offside

Colombia/Ghana main event is going to need a hot crowd comma brother to top that

Romero you asshole

Buh gawd

Another edition of my favorite game "wait Murat Yakin and Niko Kovač are different people?"

I’m just gonna say it: it’s too hot

The USMNT obviously needed Pochettino when they hired him two years ago, but who would've thought Pochettino also needed the USMNT? On how the two of them took each other back to their roots, and rediscovered themselves in the process - a perfect marriage of manager and team:

When the AC compressor won’t come on

if I was the head of FIFA and you came to me and said you invented a technology that takes the most exciting and emotional events in sports and just kind of muffles them, but also operates in a completely arbitrary way and doesn't solve the "problem" of referee errors, I would shoot you with a gun

Refs since yesterday

Mike Breen hit ‘em with a double BANG

Please tell me drake is supporting Portugal

Booooooooooooooo

You love to see it

He has the personality of a table cracker

Dinko Horkas

If you don’t say “Ore-gano? What the hell?” every single time you pick up the oregano, don’t even talk to me

Can’t let Porro get to his spot

Milk was a bad choice

Spurs still have way too many midfielders, and the squad makes no sense overall, but Fernandes and Tonali in for Palhinha and Bissouma is a pretty dramatic start

Bluesky is both the sports app and the Catholic schism app, everything you’d need in one place

All the fireworks shit is just further proof that trump hates dogs

love something as much as republicans love trying to murder their own voters

Need less excommunication and more Ill Communication

Just a little annoyed that they finally decide to back the manager but it’s this bozo

Good news for the Sandro Tonali movie is that Adam Driver has already perfected his accent

He’s magic you know

And that's why we should keep thousands of troops stationed in Germany

Bosnia got a bullshit red already they don’t get to do more crying

How did they manage to get screw jobbed at home?

Finally the US has a striker *Alexi Lalas paw curls*

Oh now the refs feel like working

Pochettino sure does love rounding up a bunch of aggressive dudes with three lungs and letting them rip

Impressive feat, beating both Bosnia and Herzegovina

Anyway, we owe Belgium an asskicking

Well that sucks

The Knicks won the title and it boiled everybody’s brains

My favorite thing about Senegal is a team full of Gueyes and Sarrs also has a Nick Jackson

Fine I’ll pay full price

Magritte kits gonna be on clearance soon, huh?

Well at least we know Tonali doesn’t have anything else going on right now

I’m living in a cuckoo clock

The most cross-sports comp for Kane to me is Larry Bird

Hits much less on the radio