feels like it should be noted somewhere that the same outlet that basically broke the news of the Iran bombing also published this on the same day

🎼 Shia LaBeouf keeps annoying us, “Piazza won’t you sign?” Piazza, New York catcher, are you a bitch or a nice guy? 🎶

I hope we get a Mike Piazza press conference where he announces that he's not a bitch

ONE SSSSSSSTEP BEYOND

Hey you can’t assassinate or kidnap leaders of sovereign nations just because they are bad. Feel like this needs to be said

"Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei has been killed in Saturday airstrikes, Iran International can confirm." www.iranintl.com/en/liveblog/...

go out in the streets as we are dropping bombs. a brilliant call to action.

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

> @covie93.bsky.social

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

This war is bad because I think my party should be in charge of it instead of

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“The Senate should quickly return to session and reassert its constitutional duty by passing our resolution to enforce the War Powers Act.” It’s fine you did it, we just wanna push a missile button too

Here’s the thing: a President openly contemptuous of Congress & willing, unilaterally, to recklessly and illegally commit the US to wars of aggression is an existential threat to the Republic, *regardless* of whether he can ultimately explain his acts to Congress. The demand must be impeachment.

What an apropos book to have sitting on my nightstand right now.

Well. Fuck.

this isn’t true. henry kissenger rather famously sabotaged the vietnam peace talks in order to help the nixon campaign. this is who we’ve always been.

DO NOT USE CHAT GPT.

Just thinking about how lots of people in the White House are making money off of this

Sam Altman picked a hell of a day to basically urge the world to trust the morality and legal restraint of the Department of Defense

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

No congress, no constitution, and a king. What a way to celebrate 250 years.

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

President Trump will also play a round of the fan favorite PLINKO as a means to estimate the number of civilian casualties.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

The Epstein files are going to result in a lot of illegal war crimes.

As a 43 year old Phillies fan, who was 11 when Joe Carter broke my heart, there’s two ways I can react here. One is to enjoy someone feeling the same pain I felt that October night. The other is understand there’s always a villain in sports, and Joe Carter was just playing his part.

Well at least domestically, my neighbors are still in hiding.

Operation “Don’t Hit Back Or I’ll Get my Dad” is under way

Well I guess OpenAI got in just under the line

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

Hillary Clinton’s closed door testimony was just halted because that clown Boebert snuck photos from her chair and sent them to Benny Johnson.

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

"Boys, it's launch day." -Tom Burgoyne, best friend of the Phanatic Big day in Clearwater! It's the 2026 debut of the legendary Hot Dog Launcher 31 seasons of propelling hot dogs through the sky. What a time to be alive

I just worry my mutuals don't think enough about Marisa Tomei

This guy gets it.

DO IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Mexico To Deploy Robotic Police Dogs For 2026 FIFA World Cup https://theonion.com/mexico-to-deploy-robotic-police-dogs-for-2026-fifa-world-cup/

Trump watching another potential assassin get close to taking him out while the FBI Director is chugging beers in Italy with his hockey bros

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours